RAMPAGE: Equestria Tour!

[The Crystal Empire.]

  The hairy monster growled at Pegasus ponies flying around him. He looks back to the ponies on the balcony above him. Giving them an evil smile, he jumps and digs his claws into the crystal building. The balcony shacks as the hairy monster climbs up. The captain looked toward the princess with narrowed eyes. Cadance had a look of fear.

"Princess get back inside! We'll handle this beast!"

  Cadance was flabbergasted by what the Pegasus told her. This was her castle top defend and she wasn't going to back down so easy.

"Are you kidding me!? I'm helping you!"

  Feeling the vibration of the monster getting closer, the captain was short on time.

"Princess this isn't the time to argue! The busters will handle this mon-!"

  A large hairy hand burst from below the balcony and grabbed the captain, he screamed as the monster pulled him under the balcony. The sounds of his screams and the crunching of his bones made the other Pegasus gag. Cadance knew now it wasn't safe here but she didn't want to let this monster win the fight.

  The monster was swinging his fists at ponies flying around him. Punching ponies into the ground and crushing them apon impact. Ponies on the ground were shooting the monster with large crossbows. Impaling the monster with the arrows. Blood leaked from the impale wounds, the monster growled in pain, it then started to pull out the arrows one by one. With the arrows in his hand, an idea came to its mind. Letting out a deep laugh, the monster began to throw the arrows at the ponies on the ground. Some of the arrows destroyed the crossbows they came from. Others impaling ponies on the ground and killing them instantly.

  With the projectiles destroyed the monster continued his task at hand. Climbing the crystal castle again, the monster made his way up top the balcony were the ponies were before. Right below the balcony, the monster punched the bottom until the hole was big enough for him to fit through. Pulling himself up, the monster crawled through the doorway into the castle. Realizing he could stand at his full height, the monster stood on his feet, slightly hunching over to avoid hitting his head on the celling. Stomping through the hallway, he could hear the flying ponies outside, growling the monster decided to search for his target. Reeling his hand back, the hairy monster swung his fist full force and destroyed a wall next to him. She wasn't in their. The monster kicked another wall down, still nothing.

  After nearly an hour of searching and destroying the castle from the inside, the monster was beginning to become annoyed. With an irritated roar, the monster brought up his hands and slammed both of them into another wall. Inside the room though was something he didn't expect. A blast of magic hit him directly in the face. Knocking him on his back. Sitting up, the monster growled and saw two ponies with stern looks on their faces. One was white with blue hair wearing a purple and gold armor. The other pony...

'Gotcha!' he thought.

  The monster sprang up and wrapped his hand around the pink pony. She screamed as the monster pulled her close to his face. He heard the other pony call out from below him.

"Cadance! No!"

  The other pony hit him with another blast in the side of his head. That didn't hurt as much as last time. Thinking this pony would become a problem, the monster kicked the pony, knocking into a wall. Seeing the pony either unconscious or dead, the monster decided now would be a time to leave. Another blast hit him on the cheek. Looking over to see an enraged pony in his grasp.

"Ill see that your killed for this you monster!"

  Not impressed by the intimidation, he roared in the ponies face, causing her to pass out from the severe bad breathe. Laughing, he turned towards the window covered wall behind him, another idea coming to his mind. The monster slugged the wall with force, causing it to collapse. Looking over the hole, he could see buildings around him. Smirking, he jumped from the hole and landed on top of a roof. He could hear ponies screaming as he stomped on the rooftop. Hearing the flying ponies coming, the hairy monster had to make a quick escape. It then started to sprint on the rooftops, leaping when theirs a gap in the structures.

  One of the fliers radioed to Shadow Crawlers who was on the edge of the empire.

"Sir! He's got the princess! Is the trap set!?"

  Shadow came over the radio with a chuckle.

"Oh yeah, its ready."

  Just as he said that, a net flew in the air in front of the monster. The monster grew wide eyed as the net wrapped him up and sent him flying to the ground. Cadance flew out of his grasp still unconscious, a flying Pegasus grabbed her and flew her down to medics down below. The monster struggled in the net, it was a tight fit inside and he wanted to get out as soon as possible. Shadow Crawler approached the net and smirked. The monster growled and showed his teeth.

"So...what's your name?"

  The monster spoke in a harsh tone toward the pony.

"Piss off you bloody pony!"

  Shadow shrugged. He expected the monster to be hostile.

"Okay. Maybe you'll tell us more at headquarters."

[M.B.O.E. Headquarters.]

"Okay...lets run through this again. What's your name and were did you come from?" a mare pony spoke through a speaker.

  The mare and several other scientists watched from behind glass into a white room at the hairy monster with crossed legs and arms in front of them. He had the look of anger on its face. It was like a child pouting.

"I told you wankers I aint talkin unless its to that pink pony."

  One of the scientists leaned into the mares ear.

"I think he means Princess Cadance ma'am."

  The mare raised an eye brow.

"Why do you think it to be necessary to only speak to the princess you just tried to kidnap?"

   The monster then said something that caught everypony off guard.

"Because I was told to bring her to my boss."

  Thinking they would get more information out him. The ponies agreed with some hesitation. The princess came into the room minutes later with her husband Shining Armor behind her. Before the princess could ask, the monster spoke up again.

"If your bloody fuckboy over there is gonna go off on me, your not getting info." he said pointing at Shining.

  Cadance and Shining exchanged glances before he stepped back from the microphone. The princess spoke into the mic.

"Okay then, first question, what's your name?"

"Joe." he said.

  Cadance never heard a name like that before. Shacking it off, she proceeded with her questions.

"Why did you attack the Crystal Empire, killed over a dozen ponies, and caused thousands of bits in damage?"

"Because I was assigned to get you and bring you back to my boss." Joe said nonchalantly.

  Cadance was shocked to hear other monsters were involved in this. More curious then before, Cadance wanted to know who was 'boss.'

"And who is that?"

"Cant tell you." Joe said looking away.

"Why is that?" she said raising an eye brow.

"Cause I don't want to." he said narrowing his eyes.

  Cadance was surprised by the aggression coming from Joe all of a sudden. One second he was normal and the next it was like she kicked his dog. This must have been something that he was told to keep secret.

"Come on...you can tell me." she said in a kind tone.

  Joe looked at the princess in the window and let out a sign. He knew of he escaped this place, he would have hell to pay. Joe uncrossed his arms and placed them on his lap. He then looked up to the princess.

"Their are three others, Philbert, Eyegore, and our boss Bubba."

"What exactly was their mission?" Cadance asked.

  Joe remembered back to what the jelly of a monster told him before he left.

'If we want to conquer this place, we need to take out its leaders. Joe, you take the pink one. Philly, you take the moon one. Eyegore you take the sun one. I expect you all to bring them to me by the end of the week.'

Coming out of his flashback, Joe looked down at his lap.

"Lady, you aren't the only one being hunted."