RAMPAGE: Equestria Tour!

[Meanwhile...During Joes assault on the Crystal Empire.]

[Outside Canterlot.]

  It was the perfect time to strike. At least to Eyegore it was. The entire castle was stirred up and ponies were moving every where. While all the commotion was going on, he and his ally Phillip would strike. Joe was doing an excellent job so far on his mission and was putting up quite a show as well. Eyegore has never had a more excellent time watching destruction in a while. The last time this happened, he was watching that weird jellyfish monster Jill tear up a street in the city the humans called Boston. It was true, Eyegore wasn't a mutation from Earth. Instead he was an actual alien along with his cousin Vern. They were sent to Earth to gather information on some weird substance the humans had invented. However, once exposed to the substance, Eyegore was transformed into what he was today. A squid like creature with a single eye on his head. His skin turned purple and he could no longer speak his peoples language. Plus, he was stuck on the planet due to the fact he couldn't fit inside his spaceship. Vern seemed to like the fact he was bigger and stronger then he was but Eyegore wanted to go home and forget the past decade.

  Eyegore found himself being shacked by his horned friend. Phillips voice rung in Eyegore's small head as he swatted away the goat monsters hands. He looked at his companion with his eye. His curved horns and ugly face could be seen a mile away.

"Hey wake up! Remember we still got a job to do."

"Huh? Oh yes. Lets go Phillip."

[Canterlot.]

[Throne Room.]

  Princess Celestia leaned back in her chair and breathed through her nose. Luna looked to her sister with a worried look. News of the attacking monster at the Crystal Empire was bad news enough, but now citizens were calling for an all out hunt for the creatures. Marco had to be removed from the hospital wing of the castle for his protection. Both him and Harry went into the Everfree Forest to live with their friends. Nopony knew were their camp was so they should be safe, for now. The thing she worried about the most was what the ponies would do if she didn't take action. Would they hunt down the monsters? How would her out of world friends react? She didn't want to know. The thought of seeing their darker sides made her skin crawl.

  A knock at the throne door caught both princesses attention. With a uninterested tone, Celestia called to the door.

"Come in!"

  Opening the door to the throne room came the mare from M.B.O.E. She approached the rulers with a stern look on her face and had a saddle bag with her. She bowed before the rulers and spoke with a more softer tone.

"Your majesties."

  The mare raised her head and gave a small smile toward the royalties. Luna raised an eye brow to the sudden change of tone. The mare continued her introduction.

"My name is Dawn Star. I'm with a very special organization called the M.B.O.E."

  Now both princesses gave a confused look. They have never heard of this organization and were curious to what they do.

"What exactly are they about?" Celestia asks.

  Dawn Star grinned as she pulled out a document from her saddle bag. The princess took the paper with her magic and floated it towards her and Luna. Its lettering was bold and all capital letters with the picture of a cancelled monster on the bottom.

'GREAT PONIES OF EQUESTRIA! DO YOU WISH TO HELP YOUR FELLOW PONIES? DO YOU WISH TO FEND OFF THE HORRORS OF THIS LAND? LOOK NO FURTHUR! JOIN THE MONSTER BUSTERS OF EQUESTRIA AND BE APART OF RIDDING EQUESTRIA OF THE CREATURES SO THAT ALL OF US COULD SEE TOMORROW!'

  Celestia and Luna exchanged glances. Saying this would be a surprise would be an understatement. It was more of a shocker then anything. A locally formed militia dedicated to hunting monsters? A part of Celestia didn't want to say anything about it. The other part wanted her be outraged that a said militia existed. Not wanting to make a fool of herself, Celestia turned her attention to Dawn Star who still had that look of cockiness.

"Why did you bring me this?"

  Dawn Star had look of astonishment mixed with embarrassment on her face. It was like the princess asked her a question she didn't expect to hear, either that or didn't want to hear. Coughing into her hoof, Dawn Star recollected herself.

"I brought you that paper so that the royalties would know what we do. Oh and...look at the back."

  Dawn Star now had an evil smile on her face. Nervous, Princess Celestia prepared herself as she turned over the paper. Her and Luna nearly collapsed after seeing what was there. A photo, black and white, it showed George, Lizzie, and Ralph eating dead animals. Celestia and Luna's face went pale and their eyes were the size of saucers. They knew about the monsters. Trying to hurry the conversation, Celestia looked at Dawn Star with narrowed eyes.

"Why is this important?"

  It was Dawn Stars turn to look surprised.

"Why dear princess, I'm showing that document to let you know what our next targets are going to be."

  Luna could see it in her sisters face, she was on the verge of exploding. Not wanting her sister to blow a gasket, Luna stepped in.

"Dawn Star...we appreciate thous deed but those beasts are under our protection."

  The mare then gave the alicorns a dark stare for a second before returning to her innocent look. It was obvious she didn't like that to much. Though Luna could feel that the mare in front of her wasn't surprised at all. She was looked at though her suspicions had been correct.

"Well then...I guess Ill take my leave."

  Celestia didn't have time to respond as the sudden sound of walls being destroyed. All three turned their attention toward a squid monster giving a sinister grin toward the two alicorns. Guard ponies burst through the doors and threw their spears toward the monster. As of the spears were made of pillows, they bounced off the monsters tentacles and fell to the ground below. Eyegore gave an unimpressed look as the guards chuckled nervously. The alien grabbed the guards and threw them behind him. Continuing with his task at hand, Eyegore set his eye apon the alicorns before him. Before he could reach for them, both blasted him with magic, sending him flying back and falling from the castle. Eyegore felt something grab one of his legs though, he looked to see his friend Phillip. The goat gave a wide ugly smile as he swung Eyegore next to him. The squid plunged his tentacles into the mountain and let out a breathe.

"Well...what happened?" Phillip asks.

"They are more powerful then we anticipated my friend. We will need to attack together this time."

  With a nod, Phillip began to climb the mountain with lighting speed. Soon reaching the hole Eyegore made, Phillip let out a roar that sounded like a goat monster. Eyegore was right behind him and climb into the now tight room. The alicorns looked up at the two monsters with horrified eyes. Eyegore took a step closer but only to be blocked by a magic blast from Celestia. He growled and stepped forward again, this time Luna hit him directly on a leg, knocking him over. Phillip roared and charged the two. Both moved out of the way just in time before Phillip rams into the wall. The alicorns signed in relief as they tried not to laugh as Phillip sweared like a sailor with his head inside the wall. Enormous purple tentacles wrapped themselves around the two ponies and pulled then in close. Eyegore gave a growl, Celestia charged her horn and tried to blast him. Eyegore threw the princess and she slammed into the wall. Luna gasped and charged her own horn. This time hitting the alien in the jaw. He released her and she flew toward Celestia.

"Tia! Are you alright?"

  Celestia raised her head and looked up at Luna.

"I'm fine but we need to leave immediately."

  Both turned their attention to see a goat head looking at them with the angriest look the two have ever seen. He roared at the two at tried to pull himself out of the hole he was in. Guards rushed past the two and waited for the monsters to come through the doors. Worrying for her subjects, Celestia called out to them.

"Wait! Don't approach the door!"

  The guards looked back to her. Then the sounds of grunts and cries of pain could be heard from the other side of the doors. All then went quite for a moment, the princesses and the guards waited to see what would happen. Suddenly to doors bust open followed by a flying squid monster flying over the ponies. Luna and Celestia gave each other confused looks as they could hear the pain induced moans of Eyegore from down the hall.

"Well...that was interesting." Luna said rubbing the back of her neck.

"Don't have to tell me twice sister." said a mysterious voice from behind the ponies.

  All of the ponies flinched and slowly turned to see the most scariest sight they've ever seen. A muscular monster with skin that was blood red with a cow skull that was on fire. It had a sinister smile on its face. The guards readied their spears as the monster stepped forward.

"Calm yourselves. I'm not going to hurt any of you."

  Celestia put her wing in front of her guards and looked up at the demon. His fists were bruised, probably from fighting the cyclops alien, she then looked into his eye sockets. She could feel lust for destruction and death inside of him but also could feel he was kind hearted and very brave.

"What's your name?"

  The demon crossed his arms and chuckled.

"Names Nick, don't worry about Eyegore and Phillip. We've got them."

  Celestia raised an eye brow as Nick finished his introduction.

"We?"

  Just then, a squeaking roar caught the ponies attention. Nick looked over his shoulder to see his spider friend Sarah in a clash with Phillip. The goat monster roared and grabbed the spider by tow of her legs and lifted her over his head. Sarah struggled in Phillips grip but the goat tossed the spider slammed on the wall like a bug on a windshield. Nick roared and shoulder charged Phillip. He knocked the goat on his back and curb stomped him on the stomach. Nick then found himself wrapped up in tentacles and being pulled back by Eyegore. She struggled to get free, knowing what might happen if he gets to close. Extreme pain went through Nicks shoulder as Eyegore bit him. The demon punched Eyegore square in the eye, making him stagger back and shriek in pain. Nick then grabbed one of his legs and started pick him up and slam him over and over again. Seeing Eyegore breathing heavily, Nick snickered and dropped the alien on the floor. Sarah came from behind him and looked at their defeated foes.

"Toooooooo easy!" she said smiling.

  Nick had to resist laughing at he could see some of the ponies were shacking at the sight of Sarah. It was obvious they weren't big on bugs. A deep voice then makes itself know behind the monsters.

"Yes...yes in deed."

  Nick and Sarah looked back to see a large monster with white skin holding two knocked out alicorns in its hands and dead guards ponies around it. Eyegore then swats Nick and Sarah's feet from under them. Both made their way next to the monster with pained expressions. Nick looks down and sees the floor to the throne room was severely damaged and full of cracks and craters. Nick and Sarah looked at each other and gulped. The jelly monster laughed and stomped hard on the floor. The throne rooms bottom then collapsed from under the two, sending them flying down the mountain. Apon reaching the bottom, Nick could feel one of his arms was broken and his skull was hurting like hell. Sarah was missing a leg and one of her abdomen was covered in blood. The demon looked up to hear the laughs of the monsters as they got farther away. He cursed under his breathe as he stood on his feet, holding his arm. A familiar voice then comes from behind them.

"Nick!? Sarah!?"

  Nick looked back to see Lizzie looking at him. His cow skull smiled and he waved with his good arm.

"Oh...hey Liz."

  Lizzie ran over to the two. She helped Sarah up on her legs and aided Nicks arm.

"What happened!?"

  Nick growled and looked back up to the hole in the castle above them.

"Bubba happened."