Chapters The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!
Chapter 2: Taste the Rainbow Motherbucker!
( Two hours of running later )
Amy was running through the Everfree Forest. Unfamiliar with the layout of her surroundings, and having a crazy lavender unicorn on your tail it pretty much didn't help her. Unlike the forest at home this one was dense and thick (No pun intended), despite a few growls and rustling in the bushes she continue to push forwards. Half way through the forest she could see the light at the end of the forest.
“Yes! Finally I can see the exit out of this stupid forest!” She said, increasing her own speed in excitement. Just as she was about to make it towards the exit, she notice a backpack off to her left. "The hells a backpack doing here in the middle of the forest?" She thought to herself as she stopped for a second, then walked over and pick the bag up.
Upon picking the back up she notice a letter attached to it saying.
Dear Amy Anderson the Third,
Here's a bag that will help you on your journey/adventure in Equestria. Normally I don't do this kind of thing just for anypony, but seeing how you’re not a pony I guess I could help you out. Think of this as a welcoming gift to our planet. Any who about this bag, don't worry about running out of room cause this bag has infinite amount of storage, and can keep cooked food warm or cold depending. Anyway I must be going now, welcome to Equestria blah blah blah and all that jazz seeya.
Sincerely, Eris
P.S.
You might want to start running now, cause you know that crazy unicorn that is chasing you right? Well she right behind you, she got tired of waiting on you at the exit of the forest.
"I FOUND HER TWILIGHT!" Yelled Spike.
“Dammit! I thought I lost them back in the forest!?” Amy immediately took off running like a bat out of hell, causing Spike to run after her. Looking around to see what to use to slow him down, she notice a branch in front of her. As she ran she grabbed the flexible branch and hit Spike in the nose with it, causing him to trip and get tangled up in some of the vines on the forest floor.
“Ha! I hope that hurt for yeah lizard br-.” Just as she said that, she tripped on a root that was sticking out of the ground. "Ow....the universe just loves to see me suffer doesn't it?" Before she could recover from her fall, Twilight was standing right in front of her. "How the hell did you get from all the way back there? To here in less than a minute?"
"I'm an Alicorn remember?" Said Twilight with a smirk on her face. "We can master any form of magic." She vanished then reappeared next to Amy. "Even teleportation spells like this."
"Oh....Well.....Fuck." Amy trembled a bit in fear after hearing that. "Fuck me sideways! She can use magic!" She thought as she bolted to try to run away.
"Oh no you don't!" Her horn started to glow, and a lavender aura was forming around Amy's legs as she tried to run. "Like it? It a levitation spell, pretty much all unicorns learn this spell when they are just little fillies."
“Oh yeah well….eat fireball bitch!” Amy raised her hand in front of Twilight’s face and tried to fire a fireball at her, but nothing happen. “The hell?”
“Judging by the way you used your magic earlier, you’re just learning how to use magic aren’t you?”
“........No.”
Spike rustling out of the bushes with his hand covering his nose. Twilight took notice and saw that his nose was bleeding, then looked at Amy with a Devilish grin on her face. "Mission accomplished Spike!" Said Twilight, as she gave Spike a napkin to cover his nose. "Now I believe we have an engagement with Princesses right? But first, why don't I examine you first? Think of it as payback for giving my number one assistant a bloody nose, and for running off." She said with a creepy smile on her face that only stalkers give.
"Oh god this can't be good, quick think Amy what did my teacher say when you’re in a situation like this?"
( Flashback )
“Remember Amy. When dealing with a crazy anthro alicorn, always remember to sucker punch them in the face, horn, or give them sugar cubes.”
“Not to sound rude or anything, but why would I need to know this Professor Lumina?”
“Hey if I’m able to get my teleporter operational, then we might end up in world full of talking mutant ponies or something.”
( End of Flashback )
“......Professor Lumina was a little bit insane after the fail teleporter experiment, but I got nothing else to lose at this point.” As she finished thinking to herself, Amy reached for her backpack to see if she had anything she could to dispel Twilight's magic. Looking inside she found a bag full of sugar cubes. “How the hell did I even…..you know what fuck it. I’m not even gonna question it right now.”
As Twilight turned her head to see why Amy was moving around. She saw the bag of sugar cubes and immediately dropped her on the ground head first. "A...Are those...W...What I think they are?" She said while drooling a bit.
"Yup." Amy said opening the small bag to show Twilight. "Sugar Cubes."
Amy moved the bag in different directions to get the lavender ponies attention. "You want it?" She ask making Twilight nod yes. "Then go get it!" With that she threw the bag behind her, making Twilight bolted after it like a dog catching its ball.
"Well that was something....Anyway I better get out of here before she returns." As she turned around about to leave the forest, she was blocked by Spike still covering his bloody nose.
"And where do you think you’re going Amy?" Asked Spike, who was blocking the path she was trying to leave.
"Oh right forgot about you kid." She thought. "Well seeing how she'll be busy with the bag of sugar cubes, I think I should leave before she returns."
"And what makes you think I would let you get away after what you did?"
"Oh I will escape. Because there's one move that will let me escape." She said walking slowly towards Spike.
"And that would be?"
“HOLY CRAP IS THAT PRINCESS CELESTIA BEHIND YOU!?” Amy yelled, causing Spike to turn around quickly to see if Celestia was behind him. This gave Amy the opportunity to deliver a powerful kick to the dragon’s back. Causing him to be sent flying into a tree.
"Sorry buddy, but I don't like to be experimented on." Looking through her backpack she pulled out an ice pack and place it next to Spike. “For the headache you about to get later on. If we meet again, then maybe I'll buy you a drink or something." Amy ran past the poor dragon that was stuck through the tree.
"I knew I should’ve stayed in bed a little longer."
Twilight returned to where Spike was while eating the bag of sugar cubes. She notice that spike was sticking out of a tree. "Spike what happened!?" She asked, as she stopped eating the bag of sugar cubes and towards Spike to if he's okay. “Are you okay Spike?”
“I got kicked in the ass, and now I’m stuck in a tree. What do you think Twilight?”
Twilight rolled her eyes and began to think to herself. "Hm not only does she possess magic, but she can use tactics to help her escape...looks like I'm gonna need some help getting her after all."
"Spike are you able to send a letter to the girls in ponyville?"
"Y-yeah I can why you ask?"
Twilight grew a devilish smile on her face. "Cause we're gonna need help capturing her, seeing how she can out smart me."
( Hours later )
After running for what seemed like forever, Amy finally began to see light at the end of the tunnel (Not that light) through the forest.She saw a clearing, picked up the pace and soon found herself in an open field of grass. “Wow! This place has a lovely country field view. Wish something like this was back at home…..home.” Amy was almost lost in thought until she heard a twig snapped. “Get your head out of the gutters Amy, you can mop about your dead family later. Right now you need to keep running from that crazy lavender alicorn princess.”
Just as Amy was about to head off to lord knows where. She accidently tripped over something that caused her to fall over. “Ow! Hey watch it pony, you stepped on my tail.” Said the tomboyish voice. Amy popped her head up and saw a cyan color pegasus with rainbow color hair; and was wearing a white shirt & jeans with some holes in them. “Wait a minute.” The pegasus said as she looked Amy up and down. “You don’t look like a pony, you look like a hairless ape.”
“First of all I am not an ape. I’m a human being, and second it’s rude to call someone like that because of their appearance.”
“Hey I calls them as I see them. So anyway who the hay are you?”
“Amy Anderson the Third, and you are?”
“Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria.”
“Great a pony who thinks she all that.” Amy rolled her eyes at that and started to walk off. “Well nice meeting you Rainbow Dash, but I’m gonna go now.”
“Yeah see yeah…..wait a minute did you say you were human?”
Amy stopped after hearing Rainbow Dash asked her that question. “Yes.”
"You can use fire magic right?"
“.......Yes.”
“........WAIT A MINUTE! YOU’RE THAT ALIEN TWILIGHT WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE LETTER SHE SENT ME AREN’T YOU!?”
“AW! Fuck me sideways…..wait letter?” Amy turned around to see the pegasus standing a few inches near her. “Wait what letter?”
“This here letter from my friend Twilight telling me." She said pulling the letter from her pocket. " A human wearing a white trench coat, long red hair, a black shirt that matches the same color as it's pants, her left arm had black leather bandages with a gold wrist bracelet and a black glove. She's also carrying a sword with color of a phoenix but parts of it was black as the same color of black smoke." As she finished reading it she put it back into her pocket. "You might of heard....of....her? HEY DON’T YOU BUCKING DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled as she started to run off after Amy.
Amy saw her chance to run away when Rainbow Dash was reading the little letter she got from Twilight. But as if the universe loved to screw around with her life, Rainbow Dash appeared right in front of her as she slammed a hoof right into Amy’s stomach. Knocking her onto the ground on her back.
“That will make you think twice when you try to run away from me, Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria!” She said, as she cracked her knuckles.
"Yep I pissed her off, quick think of something stupid." An idea popped in her head, as she quickly got up and jolted towards with her sword in hand. Rainbow Dash saw this and moved to the left only for Amy to throw a fireball at the pegasus face. “Yes! Headshot!”
*Congratulations! You unlock one of Elesis abilities FIREWORKS!!*
“Hell yeah!.....Wait who said that?”
*No one, now get back to the story.*
“GAH!” Yelled Rainbow Dash, as she fell on her back after getting hit with a ball of fire. At first it didn’t do anything as she pulled herself up slightly from the ground, but then she felt a burning sensation on her head. She looked up and saw that her mane was on fire. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY MANES ON FIRE! MY MANES ON FIRE! SOMEPONY HELP!” She screams as she started to stop, drop, and roll to get the fire off of herself.
“Crap not good.” Amy pulled up her bag to see if she had anything to put the fire out. To her surprise she found a balloon filled with water. “Not even going to ask, but fuck it.” Amy threw the balloon at the cyan pegasus as the fire died out. Rainbow Dash stopped rolling on the ground and looked up at the human with anger in her eyes.
“Um…….would it help if I say that I was sorry about that?” Rainbow Dash didn’t say anything, but flew up into the air through the cloudy sky. A few minutes later the cyan pegasus came flying down towards Amy like a plane dropping a nuke. “Oh fuck me sideways!”
"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!” Amy was sent fly off into the distance after getting hit by the rainbow nuke, caused by Rainbow Dash.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER BUCKER! NO PONY MAKES A FOOL OUT OF-." Just then the sudden realization hit her like a ton of bricks. "Oh crap! I was suppose to capture the human, and bring her to Twilight’s house......The girls aren't going to like this."
The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!
"Wow I'm starting to see how team rocket feels when they get blasted off into the air." Said Amy still flying through the sky.
Where we last left Amy, she was sent flying after almost/accidentally setting Rainbow Dash on fire. During her midair flying through the clouds she notice by what she could tell was a farm.
“Wait this place has an apple farm? Dang you rarely see them around on earth. I wonder if I can get some apples before that crazy princess gets a search party going to find me?” She thought, but was quickly brought out of her train of thought as she felt herself descending towards the farm. “Oh fuck you lady luck!”
Inside the house was a orange color earth pony with golden yellow hair. She was inside getting dressed after reading a letter from a certain lavender Alicorn. “So twilight is trying to find this alien that crashed landed on our home huh?” She said as her put on her usual plaid red shirt and blue jeans. “Might as well see if I can help the poor fella out seeing how Twilight might do something…..deadly to the alien.” Just as she was about to grab her hat, she heard a loud voice coming from outside.
Applejack was curious about the and decided to look outside her window. “LOOK OUT! FLYING HUMAN COMING THROUGH!” But it was too late for the country pony to move out of the way. Amy collided with Applejack’s face.
*CRASH*
“Ugh….how the hell can my body take this much abuse?” Amy thought, as she tried to regain consciousness from her sudden crash. As she did she felt some press against her lips, and the odd smell of what she could tell was freshly cut apples. “Huh? I don’t remember the ground to smell or taste like apples, nor does it feels warm and soft…..wait a minute!” With that Amy open her eyes to see that she was laying on top of a orange earth pony with golden yellow hair, who was staring at her while blushing due to the fact that they were kissing.
“F…...M…….L.” Amy pulled herself off the earth pony, and backed away with her face burning bright red from what just happen. “Oh crap you just kissed a pony from another world…..well it wasn’t that bad, but something tells me she’s going to kick your ass for doing that! Quick think of something stupid.” Her brain said as Amy was trying to figure out what to say.
“Um….hi?”
“Oh you suck when it come to stuff like this!”
“You must be that alien Amy right?” Asked Applejack.
“Yes….how did you know?”
Applejack showed Amy the letter that she got from Twilight which described who and what she looks like. “Not that hard to find somepony when they look like a hairless pony.”
“Oh…..right…..you do have a point there. So are gonna try and turn me in to Twilight or what?”
“Judging by how you look a little beat up, I think I’ll keep you hidden here until I get Twilight to calm down a bit before I let her see you.”
“Oh thank god.” Amy said as she sighed with relief.
“Mind telling what happen?”
“Might as well seeing how you’re not trying to capture me and stuff.” Amy took a deep breath and started telling Applejack about what had happen to her in the past few hours or so.
(Thirty-minutes later)
“And that’s how I ended up here. Any questions?” Amy asked as she looked at Applejack, who was trying not to laugh at what happen to her with Rainbow Dash. “*Sigh* Go a head and laugh.”
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Tears started to form around Applejack’s face. “I...I’m really am sorry...it’s just after hearing your story….I just couldn’t help but laugh.” Whipping the tears from off her face, Applejack recovered from her laughing fit.
“It come to no surprise that something like that would happen to you when you run into Rainbow Dash.”
“I take it this wouldn’t be the only time something like this happen?”
“Unless you’re a stalker that follows her around and stuff, then yeah this wouldn’t be the only time she done something like that.”
“Well it’s a good thing I’m not then huh?” Amy pulled herself up from the floor of Applejack’s room. “So do you have anything to eat?”
“Depends, what do you eat?”
“Humans are omnivores, so we can eat certain plants, fruits, and meat.”
“Really now? So you’re just like a griffon only you can eat vegetables.”
“I don’t know what a griffon is, but yeah pretty much.”
“Well then I hope you in the mood for some homemade country cooking Apple family style?”
Time seemed to past during Amy and Applejack’s time together. During their alone time Amy told AJ about herself and her planet, and in return Applejack told her everything about herself and her planet. What got Applejack interested was the part about the farming on her planet and how they use machines to help them collect the food. This went on for about two hours until a letter appeared in front of Applejack.
“You got mail.”
Applejack grabbed the letter and started to read it, then turn to look at Amy with a panic expression on her face. “U-Uh I’m sorry for making this conversation short, but I need to head over to Ponyville.”
“How come?” Amy asked.
“Nightmare Moon is attacking Ponyville, and the girls need my help to stop her.” Applejack kicked the door to her house, and bolted towards town without a second thought.
“H-HEY! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT YOU TRYING TO HELP ME HIDE!?” With that Amy was left alone in the country mares home. “Dammit.”
Amy looked out through the window of the house to see part of the town covered in a midnight color smog like flame. This pretty much got her in a pickle; she could help Applejack and her friends from this Nightmare Moon villain whoever the hell that was and save thousands of lives in the proccess. On the other hand they might think of her as threat and chase her out of town, not to mention that Twilight was still looking for her. “Ugh…..Dammit why do I have to play the hero whenever I see someone in trouble?” Amy was about to bolt off towards town, until she saw something that caught her attention.
“Wait is that a homemade catapulte?” She asked as she exsamine the device. This gave the blazing heart an idea on a quicker way to get to Ponyville. “Welp if it worked on TV it should work in real life right?” Amy hopped onto the catapulte, hit the device to make it launch, and sent herself flying towards town.
(Ponyville)
Ponyville was in shambles. Some the houses were either wrecked or half way burned to the ground. So far the only building that was still standing was Town Hall; where the ponies of Ponyville were hiding in. Standing in front of the entrance were six ponies who were worn out and tired, an army of worshiping cultest and Nightmare Moon.
“Is that the best your so called friendship can do? Honestly I was hoping for a desent fight.”
“We’re just getting started you jerk!” Yelled Rainbow Dash trying to act tough.
“Sure you are.” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow, as she shot a magical beam of magic at Rainbow Dash causing her to be sent flying into Town Halls wall. “Guess you were all talk and no bark.”
Nightmare Moon walked towards the injured Alicorn as she lifted her by the throat. “Now then Princess Twilight Sparkle. As I was saying you and your friends will submit to me and serve me until for the rest of your pathatic lives.” She said as her hand was engulfed in a dark flames. “If you don’t submit….well let’s just say the ponies inside that building will suffer because of you.”
“T-This is bad!” Twilight thought. “Without the elements of harmony we don’t stand a chance against her, and even with if we had them we won’t last long agains her army.” Trying to ignore the pain from her throat. Twilight tried to think of a plan to save her, her friends, and the ponies in Ponyville. But was interrupted by Nightmare Moon squezzing her throat. “Please let the letter that Spike sent make it in time to Celestia.”
“I will ask again. Will you submit to-.”
*CRASH!!!*
All heads turn to where the loud crashing sound came from. “Ow….Dammit! That wasn’t a well thoughtout plan.” Said a familiar voice coming from under the pile of broken wood. Nightmare moon dropped Twilight, and ordered five of her soldiers to check out what crashed landed next to them. As the wood started to shake a little, the solders drew closer until.
*BOOM!!!*
Smoke formed from where Amy landed. Out of the smoke; five pieces of wood shot out and shot down five of the soldiers. A huge splat like sound was made when the bodies of the soldiers hit the ground. The smoke started to clear revaling Amy standing with her claymore in hand. Fluttershy’s face turned green at the sight of the dead ponies, while the others looked in shock. Well except for Pinkie Pie who was cheer for the human. Some of the ponies from inside were peeking out the open windows to see what was going on.
“Who in the wide world of Equestria are you?” Asked Nightmare Moon.
“Oh me?” Amy replied as she brushed off some of the dirt off of her. “The names Amy Anderson. Who the hell are you bitch?”
“I am Nightmare Moon, soon to be ruler of Equestria.”
“.......hehe.”
“What’s so funny creature?”
“Oh nothing…...hehe.”
“What is it that’s making you smerk like that? Answer me before I kill you!”
“It’s nothing really...just that you have to be the biggest idiot to think you can rule the world.”
“.......I am really tempted on killing you, but seeing how I’m in a good mood I’ll let you live under one condition.”
“And what would that be?”
“Beg for forgiveness and be my servant. Once I rule this land and it’s ponies you’ll need a master that can lead and guide you to a better future.”
“And if I don’t?”
“Then I’ll kill you along with these six ponies.”
“Great a dumbass and a evil dictator.” Amy thought sarcastically. “Join Nightmare Moon in taking over Equestria or fight her and die…...Nice going Amy. You picked the one day to be the hero.”
“Okay Nightmare Moon I made my choice.”
“And what is you d-.” Before Nightmare Moon could finish, Amy fired two fireworks at the nearest soldier. Killing him instantly.
“You and your soldiers are gonna die here.”
“HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME BY ATTACK MY SOLDIER LIKE THAT YOU MONGRAL! YOU JUST SEALED YOUR FATE ALONG WITH EVERYPONY IN THIS VILLAGE!”
“I’m pretty sure you would of killed us even if we did join your side.”
“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEFYING ME, NIGHTMARE MOON!?”
Amy simply laughed. “Well seeing how I’m the new hero in this town, I might as well tell you.”
“Ahem!”
“I am the flames that burns through the veil of darkness!” Flames started to form around herself. “The light that will destroy thoses who wish to harm to the innocent!” The soldiers started to back away a little as the flames started to expand itself. “I am the hero that will protect this land from your evil rain of terror!”
“I AM AMY ANDERSON THE BURNING RANGER!!!”
“Who the hell do you think I am!?”
The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!
Chapter 4: Just do it! Just Burning Ranger!
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(Music Starts)
“BURN BRIGHT! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!”
Amy channeled all of her magical energy within herself towards her sword. With just a swing of her sword the soldiers that were surrounding her were covered in flames and were burned to ashes within a matter of seconds. When the flames died out what stood there was Amy and piles of ashes that used to be Nightmare Moons followers.
“You think you can defeat me and my army of darkness!?”
“Oh I don’t think.” Amy charged at five more of Nightmare Moon soldiers, and began to slice & dice pass them. “I know so bitch.”
“.......I’m gonna enjoy killing you and mounting your head over my fireplace.” Nightmare Moon snapped her fingers ordering more of her soldiers to attack Amy.
“I like to see you try!” Amy jumped into the air avoiding some of the soldiers coming at her. Some of the ponies jumped into the air as well heading towards Amy hoping to catch her off guard. But unfortunately for them Amy saw this coming and was hoping they would do that. “Got you now you bastards! “Sword Fire!!!”
“Alright who’s next to get burned?”
Two soldiers try to challenge the blazing heart with their swordplay, but was easily parried away by her swordplay. “Nice try, but you’ll need to do better than that if you want to be a match for me. “Scaldic Sword!!!”
Most of the ponies were amazed at what they were looking at. This creature was taking out each of Nightmare Moon soldiers one by one like they were nothing. To them it was like watching a movie of a master swordsmen fighting an army single handedly without breaking a sweat. Some of the young colts & fillies started to cheer for the blazing heart like she was like a superhero to them. “Less than a few hours and I already have fans.”
“Is that the best you got!?” Amy asked as she pointed her claymore at Nightmare Moon. “The humans back home fight better then you lot!”
“*Snort* I wouldn’t get too cocky creature.” She said while snapping her fingers.
“Oh and why is tha-?” Before Amy could finish asking, the ground under her started to glow bright dark. In a matter of seconds the ground under her started to give way and caused and explosion. Amy was send back a few inches away as her fire from her hand died off.
“You cheating bitch!” Amy yelled flipping Nightmare Moon the middle finger. “I’m gonna falcon punch you in the vag for that!”
“I’m evil you idiot, villains are suppose to do fight like that.”
“No they don’t cheatty mic cheater pants!” Yelled Pinkie Pie while holding a sign saying “Kick her flank Amy!”
“I AM NIGHTMARE MOON! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU WORTHLESS WORMS!!!”
“Well it still counts as cheating.” Amy turned her attention towards the ponies in town hall. “Am I right ponies?”
“YEAH!”
“See cheater, you’re cheating.”
Nightmare Moon’s eye started to twitch. “Were you dropped on your head when you were just a little filly?”
“No, but I did get hit in the head by rocks and other blunt object when I get into fights.”
“......How do you function?”
“Hey I function just like anypony else. I pay my taxes one leg at a time.”
“......I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill you like drowning a sack full of dumb puppies.”
Amy and Fluttershy gasped in union. “What? Why would you drown cute adorable puppies?”
"Because they're cute and cuddly that's why?" She replied.
“Are you coming onto me?”
“.............Kill her……....kill her slowly and painful.” Nightmare Moon order, as two ponies started to charge at Amy with swords in their hands. Amy tried to move out of the way, but due to the sudden sneak attack from Nightmare Moon’s trap she was unable to move at the moment.
“Oh this is so gonna hurt more then the time I fell off the roof of the school.” Amy closed her eyes waiting for the attack to hit her, but to her surprise she didn’t feel it. The blazing heart open her eyes to see two holes in the chest of the ponies that were about to kill her.
This took Nightmare Moon and everypony by surprise as she looked at Amy. “What kind of trickery is this worm!?”
“Hey don’t look at me bubblebutt. I don’t even know what just happen.”
“This is just like you Amy. One minute you’re minding your own business.” Said a familiar voice from on top of the roof of the abandon house.
“Then the next thing I know, I find you gotten yourself in trouble. It’s high school all over again.”
“Whoa there’s two Twilights!?” Said Rainbow Dash looking at her Twilight and the look a like. “Great just what we need, another egghead.”
“P-Professor Lumina!?” Amy yelled. “W-What the hell are you doing here?”
“Been trying to find you silly. You went missing for about five years after the graduation party at school.” Amelia said as she show her a newspaper. “Daughter of famous treasure hunter James Anderson gone missing. Locals say they saw her go into a store then disappeared after she left.”
“Wow guess time flows differently here then back home huh?”
“From what I can tell yeah pretty much.”
“So how the hell are you doing here anyway?”
“The same way you came to this land of technicolor cuteness. After the police all off the five year long search, I decided to do some investigation of my own and started asking folk around town if they heard anything weird or something. So far I been getting rumors about people going missing after buying some kind of outfit or item from a person dressed like a shady merchant. So like the scientist I am I decided to test this rumor out and buy this lab coat from him. Moments later a blinding light came out of nowhere and boom here I am.”
“Well…..that would explain how I got here.”
“So care tell me what’s going on here?”
“Long story short, saving this town from an evil pony that wants to take over the world.”
“Seriously? Does she even know that won’t end so well when she fails?”
“I’m pretty sure she’s not that smart to realize it.”
Nightmare Moon was getting annoyed by the two displaced human talking while insulting her. It was bad enough that Amy was insulting her, now she being insulted by a look alike Twilight this was the last straw. As the the two Displaced Humans continue their talk/insults, Nightmare moon took a deep breath and yelled. “EXCUSE ME WORMS!” They both stopped talking and looked at Nightmare Moon. “If you two are done talking with each other, care to explain who you are?” She said pointing a finger at Lumina.
“The names Professor Lumina Rosencaster. Amy’s somewhat insane teacher/friend. Judging by the way you are I take it you met Amy?”
“Unfortunately yes which I am regretting at the moment.” Nightmare said rubbing her temples.
“You’ll get used to it.”
“Hey! It’s not my fault she can’t handle my awesomeness.”
“By awesomeness you mean you being a dumbass the sure let’s go with that.”
“ENOUGH!!!” Nightmare Moon burst into a fit of anger as her mane started to erupt out dark magic. “I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. All I do care is killing you and that other creature along with everypony in this stupid town!” Nightmare Moon order her soldier to charge at the two humans. “Kill them before something stupid happens!”
“Crap this won’t end well. Any ideas Lumina?” Asked Amy who hands were cover in flames getting ready to fire at the ponies charging at them.
“I got one.” Lumina walked in front of the blazing heart as she pressed a button while aiming at the charging ponies. “Hope you like eating electromagnetic energy?” She asked as she fired a beam of electromagnetic beam of energy at the soldiers. Nightmare Moon saw this and summon a magical barrier to protect her from the attack. One minute later the blast started to fade away revealing the soldiers either still standing or on the ground with burns on them. Needless to say they were pretty much dead.
“......Okay we need have talk later on, because I’m starting to think you’re not a normal teacher.”
“I might have been a secret agent before I retired and became a professor.” Lumina said with a sheepish smile on her face. “But for now I’m out of this fight for an hour or two.”
“How come?”
“Because after frying pretty much all those ponies with a beam like that, it’ll take two hours for my gun to cool down. Plus this was the only weapon I could make in short notice, this place doesn’t have that much tech so I had to make do with what I got.”
“That actually make sense.”
“Anyway I’ll try to help you from the sideline as much as can. Try not to get yourself killed please?” Lumina said as she pulled out a medical kit from off her back. “Till then I’ll go attend to the injured ponies.”
“Okay you do that.” Amy said as she turned her attention towards Nightmare Moon. ”Well then Moonbutt, it looks like it’s just you and me now.”
“It would appear so.” Nightmare Moon’s horn glowed as she summoned a magical scythe from her mane, and grabbed it with her right hand.
“Oh that’s an interesting weapon, I wouldn’t mind adding that to my collection.” Amy said as she charged at the Nightmarish pony.
“The only thing I’ll be collecting is your head fool!” She said as she charged at Amy.
*CLANG!!!*
Was the sound that was made when their weapons collided with each other. Both fighters jumped back as Amy fired fireworks at Nightmare Moon. Nightmare Moon deflected the attack sending them off into different directions, then counterattack with magical beam. Amy saw the attack coming at her, she didn’t have time to dodge so she did the next best thing. “Stoic-Strong!”
“Ha! Bet you weren’t expecting that did ya?” Amy said as she flipped Nightmare Moon the middle finger.
“That was only just one of my spells you little worm!” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow as it started to levitate pieces of debris. “Let’s see how well you do against THIS!” With that she started throwing pieces of debris at Amy.
“Great it’s dodgeball all over again.” Amy thought as she barrel rolled out of the way. “Only this time it involves flying objects trying to kill me!” Amy jumped into the air as the second assault and landed onto a house. “Eat this!” Amy yelled firing a firework at Nightmare Moon, but was deflected by her scythe. “Dammit!” Nightmare Moon threw pieces of broken window at the blazing heart, but was melted into nothing when fired another firework at it.
“Heh not bad for a creature of unknown origin. It would be a shame to have somepony like you to die by my hands.”
“Ha! What makes you think you can-.” Amy felt a slight change around herself as she looked down to see the same trap that Nightmare Moon pulled earlier under herself again. “You mother-.” The magic circle exploded sending Amy flying through six abandon buildings.
*CRASH*
“Ugh….*Cough! Cough!* ....I really starting to hate that bitch.” Amy spat up some blood as she tried to pull herself from the wall she was stuck in. “Oh sure I get kicked in the stomach and sent flying 40 to 50 feet, and now I’m injured? What a load of bitch!”
“Now that I have beaten some sense into you.” Nightmare Moon said as she appeared in front of Amy. “I’ll ask you once again, will you join me in taking over Equestria?”
“Why should I?” Amy asked.
Because if you haven’t notice you’re pretty much banged up and have no other way of survival.”
“52.”
“....What?”
“Oh don’t mind me, please continue with what you are about to say.”
“Okay...anyway you have no other choice creature. Look at yourself, your beat up, tired, bleeding, and possibly on the verge of passing out.”
“145.”
“And this is the price on must pay when becoming a so called hero. Is this what you want? To throw your life away just because it’s the right thing to do?”
“55.”
“No. What you’re doing is stupid.”
“66.”
“I mean what’s wrong with being evil? It’s not like being good makes a difference, you still killing somepony because they are a threat.”
“67.”
“Okay that’s it what the buck are you doing?”
“It’s a little hobby of mine, I hear these “Turn to the darkside” speeches so often I started making mental notes of when I hear certain lines.”
“......Are you this bucking stupid? Don’t you realize the situation you are in?”
“Your point?”
“.....You must be either really brave or really stupid for you to take this fight lightly.”
“100.”
“Making light of this only proves that you are trying to buy yourself time to recover.”
“99.”
“Stop making light of this you stupid motherbucker!”
“277.”
“OH YEAH!! WELL I’M GONNA…..BUCK YOUR FACE!!!”
“Oh-ho my,my,my that certainly is something crazy….10.”
*BOOM!!!*
“I’m having a weird sense of dejavu.” Amy said as she was sent flying back toward Town Hall.
(Music Ends)
The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!
Chapter 5: We are Burning Rangers! GO!
(Town Hall)
“There you go Ms. Applejack, you’re fully healed.” Said Lumina as she closed her med kit.
“Wow you really are good when it come to stuff like this.” Said Applejack flexing her arm.
“Don’t mention it. Amy will be needing all the help she can get.”
“How come you patched her up to full health but not us?” Asked Rainbow Dash.
“Because her injuries aren’t as bad as the rest of you. Now if you don’t mind Ms Rainbow Crash I have a railgun to tune up before something else happens.”
*CRASH*
“You mean like that?”
A huge cloud of smoke appeared in front of town hall where everypony were left. In the smoke was a beaten and blood covered Amy on the ground. “Dammit….*Cough! Cough!* ....Have to admit she’s good.” Amy pulled herself up from the ground. “Guess I have to kick it up to high gear then.”
Nightmare Moon appeared in front of Amy looking over the damage she did to her. “You’re a lot stronger than I expected. Normal ponies would of died from this kind of abuse you’re getting.”
“Yeah well I’m not now am I Moonbutt?”
“True, but I’m starting to find you very annoying.” Nightmare Moon cracked her own neck as she pointed her scythe at Amy. “Your mistake was that you think you could win against me.”
“I Still can ugly. Just need to catch my breath.”
“.....You’re not the brightest creature are you?”
“This coming from the dumbass who just lost her army against a scientist.”
“.............” Nightmare Moon didn’t say anything. The only thing she did was shoot a magical beam of magic at Amy’s right leg.
Sheering pain shot throughout Amy’s leg as she fell to the ground holding her leg in pain. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SHOT MY LEG! I ONLY GOT TWO OF THOSE YOU BITCH!” Looking up Amy could see Nightmare Moon’s horn glowing.
“And now you only have one, any last words before I send you to your maker?” Amy shifted her gaze to the right to see a charging orange country pony heading towards Nightmare Moon.
“Yeah just one.” Amy had a cocky grin on her face. “Ever been bucked in the face by a country pony before?”
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“What are you talking abou-.” (Music starts) Before Nightmare Moon could finish, a orange hoof came out of nowhere and sent the nightmarish pony flying into an abandoned house.
“Take that you no good varmint!” Applejack said as she turn to help Amy. “You okay sugar cube?”
“Y-Yeah thanks for the assist, mind helping out seeing how I’m a little bit banged up?”
“Might as well seeing how your friend patched me up.”
Nightmare Moon broke out of the abandoned house with both a broken horn and broken insanity expression on her face. This caught the two off guard for a moment, mostly Amy because she seen this expression before when she pissed of her gym teacher.
“I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD WHERE MY HORN USED TO BE!”
“Hope you got a plan partner, because I pretty much don’t have one.”
“I have some tricks up my sleeves.”
Nightmare Moon started levitating debris around herself, and started to toss them at Amy and Applejack. Amy rolled to the right while Applejack rolled to the left avoiding the oncoming attack.
“Eat this “Sword of Red Lotus!!!”
“ENOUGH!!!” Nightmare Moon yelled as she let loose a shock wave of magical energy causing Amy and AJ to be pushed back. As they were being pushed back, Amy’s hand started to glow as she fire a rose like flame at Nightmare Moon.
“Scarlet Rose!!!”
“Don’t mess with Ponyville’s strongest mare!” Applejack said as she landed next to Amy.
“Ha! Eat that jerk face!” Said Amy doing a little victory dance for a few seconds, until Nightmare moon recovered from the sudden attack and fired a barrage of magic missiles at the two fighters. With quick reflex and dexterity the duo were able to avoid most of her attack. Well mostly Applejack, Amy on the other hand was pretty much parrying the shots.
“This is getting out of hand.” Amy said to herself. “If we don’t end this soon I’ll be dead by the end of the battle.” Amy looked at her injured leg as blood started to flow out of it. “I can feel myself getting light headed by the hour, and I bet she’ll take advantage of that.” Amy continue to parry away most of the beams, but some were either grazed her or hit her directly. “Come on Amy think of something that can take her out.” An idea popped into Amy’s head as she dodge roll over to a piece of earth sticking out from the ground that Applejack made. AJ followed along with Amy towards the spike pillar of earth.
“Got any ideas?” Asked Applejack.
“I have two moves that might be able to take her out.”
“What are they?”
“Infernal Blade and Ancient Fire.”
“Will one of those moves destroy the town?”
“Pretty much Ancient Fire would do that, but really either way you look at it this town is already damaged enough as it is.”
“Good point.”
This got the two thinking. Pro they would be able to take down Nightmare Moon, save Ponyville and it’s citizens. Con the town folks would get really pissed, be hunted by all as a wanted criminal, and that Twilight Sparkle would be chasing after her the next day.
“Mind if I hide out at your place until the heat dies down?” Asked Amy.
“I’m pretty sure we’re both gonna be hiding for a while after you use that Ancient Fire spell of yours sugarcube.”
“Point taken. Mind keeping her busy while I charge up for a bit?”
“How much time do you need?”
“A minute or two.”
“I’ll give you five.” Applejack bolted to the left while throwing rocks at Nightmare Moon’s head. “HEY BUBBLEBUTT! OVER HERE!” Nightmare Moon looked to her left to see Applejack shaking her flank at her “Bet you can’t hit me without you horn? *Smack Smack!*
“Feel the flames of Justice! Ancient Fire!!!”
Amy summon a gigantic pillar of fire surrounding Nightmare Moon, town hall, and herself along with Applejack. After a few seconds the flames from the pillar died out revealing a burned Nightmare Moon, a still intact town hall covered in a energy powered shield that Lumina made just in time, the mane 5 still on the ground 3 of them in shock while Pinkie Pie was eating a smore she made from Amy's flame, and a half burned down town.
"Huh.....guess that did it then huh?" She looked at Applejack who nodded, but was still in shock at how much damage the blazing heart caused.
"Something tells me we are in so much trouble with this places police force on this planet." Amelia said as she was writing down some notes.
"Welp I think I won this fight? *Growl*
“Yes?”
“You wouldn’t happen to know how to make cherry chimichangas would you?”
“Oh I know how to make those. I can make you some if you like?”
“Sweet! Make it so pink one.” Pinkie Pie smiled at Amy’s request, but that smile faded when she saw a burned up figure behind Amy.
“LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!” Yelled Button Mash warning Amy about the pony behind her. But it was too late, before Applejack could react in time she was knocked back by one of Nightmare Moon’s attack. Amy turned around to see Applejack get hit, only to have Nightmare Moon’s scythe stabbing her through the lower part of her abdomen.
“Y-You think something like that would kill me!?”
“In honesty *Cough! Cough!*
“STOP THAT YOU WORTHLESS WORM!” Nightmare Moon said as she removed the blade causing Amy to fall to the ground.
“Stop...what?”
“That! Mother of Celestia it’s like you’re pick stuff at random that comes to your head or worse a dictionary!”
“Or...I’m just being rhetorical.” Amy said with a innocent smile on her face. Nightmare Moon stomped on Amy’s wound after that remark. “OW! Fuck! Take a joke asshole!”
“And everything you say just really pisses me the buck off.” Nightmare Moon picked Amy up by the throat. “Now you tell me how you acquired this destructive magic or else.”
“Okay, okay I’ll tell you how I got them. All you have to do is go to the nearest pharmacy, pick yourself some viagra, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!”
“....Buck this I’ll get the answers after I torture your friend over there.” Nightmare Moon slammed Amy onto the ground, as she raised her scythe to deliver the killing blow. “NOW DIE!”
Time seemed to have stopped for Amy as she saw the blade coming down on her. “So….this is it then huh?” Amy saw her life flashed before her eyes. So far her life was crap during childhood, but for the most part of her life it was enjoyable to say the least. “Well at least I’ll join my family in great big cloud in the sky….I think?” Amy closed her eyes waiting for her end, that is until she heard a sound that sounded like an arrow hitting a target. To everypony’s surprise including Amy, they saw an arrow sticking from out of Nightmare Moon’s head.
“I don’t know who the hell you are and frankly I don’t care, but if you think you can try and kill my senpai than you thought wrong bitch.” Nightmare Moon fell to the ground after another arrow shot her in the chest. As she fell to the ground a elf was standing behind her.
“Took me a while to find you senpai. How you been doing for the past five years?”
“Do I know you?” Amy asked trying to figure out who the elf girl was.
“Not with this outfit on you don’t. It’s me senpai Sophia Orchard.”
Amy was surprised to see her friend/classmate here in equestria. Tears started to form as she ran up towards her friend and hugged her, making Sophia fall onto the ground.
“First Amelia and now you? How the hell did you end up here?”
“The same way as Lumina did. Bought an outfit from that guy from the new store that open up, and then poof here I am.” Sophia looked around to see a few broken houses, a bunch of dead soldiers on the ground, one very pissed off earth pony with gray hair and was wearing a white dress shirt and a black skirt. “Geez Amy you started the party without me?”
“Yeah sorry about that. If I knew you were in this world along with Amelia, then I would of saved some action for you. Hold on a second.” Amy reached into her inventory, pulled out a blue bottle which was labeled 100% health potion, and began to drink it. In a matter of seconds all of Amy’s wounds, scars, and any broken bones were healed instantly. “Much better.”
“So care to explain what happen?” Asked Sophia.
“Long story short. Amy fought an evil pony that wanted to take over the world.” Amelia said as she walked up towards her former students.
“Well that explains a lot….so you think the native around her aren’t mad that you wrecked this place?”
As if the universe was listening, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and both royal guards and night guards surrounded Amy, Amelia, and Sophia. with spears and swords pointing at them.
“You three!” Yelled Shining Armor. “Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air now!”
“Does that answer your question Sophia?”
“Pretty much yeah.”
(Music Ends)
The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!
It was a peaceful day in ponyville, like any other day. The sun was shining, the sky was clear of any clouds, and no monsters in sight. Yes, it was perfect day for all ponies to continue their daily lives. But for one lavender pony and one purple & green dragon, it would be the beginning of an interesting adventure.
"So, care to explain why you need me to come along with you Twilight?" said Spike.
"I told you before Spike, I need your help examining the old castle," Twilight responded as she was taking notes on the structure of the castle. "If we're going to rebuild this castle as a gift to Celestia, then we need to know what we need for construction."
"Ugh," said Spike rolling his eyes "why couldn't you get somepony else to do it?"
"That’s because Applejack is busy bucking apples to sell on the market, Fluttershy is taking care of an injured animal, Pinkie is...well I don't even know where she is, Rainbow Dash is busy training, and Rarity is working on her clients’ outfits." she explained. "So, seeing as how you don't have anything to do, I figured you could help me with this project of mine for Celestia."
"I'm starting to wish I stayed in bed just a little bit more." He thought to himself.
"Now come along Spike; the sooner we're done here, the sooner you can-"
BOOM!
"WHAT THE HAY WAS THAT!" said Spike, covering his ears from the loud explosion.
"I don't know," Twilight responded, as she saw a gigantic smoke cloud appearing in the sky, "but we’d better go and see what it was that made that sound." With that, Twilight and Spike ran off towards the direction of the large smoke plume.
( One long-ass walk through the Everfree forest later )
Eventually, the two companions made it to where the smoke was coming from. To their surprise, there was somepony, or, rather, something, standing in the midst of the smoke. As the smoke started to clear, it became apparent that whatever it was, it wasn’t a pony.. What stood there was a creature wearing a long, white trench coat; a short black shirt with a pair of pants similarly colored; black leather bandages, a black glove, and a gold bracelet on its left arm; and long, knee-high black boots. In terms of the creature itself, it seemed rather pony-like, except its muzzle was much shorter, its ears were on the side of its head, and it didn’t appear to have any fur. It had a rather pale complexion, with deep-maroon eyes and flaming red hair. The creature was also carrying a sword with the coloration of a phoenix, but with a deep black covering most of it as well.
This got the little bookworm even more interested in the creature. Before she could get a closer look at the creature, it collapsed to the ground. With that, Twilight ran towards it to see if it was still alive..
"Twilight, are you sure it's safe to get close to it?" muttered Spike, carefully approaching the creature.
"What is this thing? It looks like a mix between an hairless ape and a minotaur." she leaned her head closer to its chest and listened. She could hear a heartbeat and faint breathing. "Well whatever it is, it's alive, thank goodness." Twilight's horn began to glow, and a faint purple aura covered the creature for a few seconds. "There's no damage to it, at least," With that, she leaned closer to the creature's face.
"Careful Twilight! It might eat our faces, like the monsters in the movies." shouted Spike. With that, the creature's eyes flickered open, causing Twilight and Spike to jump back and scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The creature sat up rubbing its head, wondering who it was that was screaming. As its eyes scanned the area for life, it spotted Twilight in a fighting stance, with her horn glowing and Spike hiding behind her.
"You know, where I come from, it's considered rude to attack someone for no reason." the creature said, getting itself up and off of the ground. This took Twilight completely off guard, as the creature walked towards her, extending its hand towards her.
"So, care to tell me who you are and where I am, miss?"
There was a moment of tense silence and awkwardness, until Twilight spoke. “Um...m-my name is Twilight Sparkle," she said shaking its hand, "and this is my number-one assistant, Spike." Spike poked his head out from behind Twilight and waved. "And to answer your second question, you’re in the Everfree Forest, located in Equestria."
"Alright, that answers two of my questions, so now my next question." The creature said as it pointed its finger at her. " Are you a pony?"
Twilight smiled nervously and shook her head in affirmation to the creature. "Well, an Alicorn to be precise," points to her horn and wings. " but, where are my manners?" She cleared her throat, closed her eyes, and began to introduce herself. "Ahem! My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and holders of the Elements of Harmony. What's your name?"
"The name’s Amy Anderson the Third, semi-famous artist and cosplayer."
"Alright....Amy. It's good to see that you’re alright, and not injured." she sighed with relief. "Now can you tell me what you are? You certainly aren’t a pony."
"Well, I'm a human," said Amy, looking at Twilight as she looked back curiously at Amy.
"Human?" wondered Twilight with confusion. She knew almost everything about every creature in Equestria, but she had never come across anything like her. "I've never heard of a human before. Where in Equestria did you come from?"
"Um...I'm not from Equestria; I'm from Earth."
"Earth? Is it a country? A kingdom? A town? What?"
"No, no, and no. It’s actually a planet."
A moment of silence hung in the air after Amy said that she was from another planet. "WAIT! So....So that means that you’re an alien from another planet!?" Amy nodded yes to Twilight's question. "THIS...IS...AMAZING! An alien from another planet, you’ve got to tell me everything," she said, as her horn began to glow, levitating a scroll, along with a pen and quill. "What's Earth like? Do all humans wear strange clothing there? What's cosplay? Do you have a princess, a king, or a queen? What's your money like? Do you have books? What's-"
"Um...Twilight, you’re doing it again." Spike said as he looked towards her with one eyebrow up.
"Oh...Sorry about that…” Blushing after realizing that her excitement had drawn her much closer to Amy than comfortable, she stepped back a few inches, away from Amy’s face. "Ahem! Now Amy, can you please explain how you got here?"
This got Amy thinking. "Huh. Now that you ask me that question, I really don't know how I got here. I was just minding my own business, looking at this costume in a new store that opened up near where I lived. While I was looking, I found Elesis's Burning Heart outfit, bought it with whatever money I had, and walked out the door. After that, a bright light came out of nowhere, and then poof...here I am."
When Amy was finished telling her story about how she’d ended up in Equestria, she noticed a strange look on Twilight's face. Not the innocent kind of look, but the kind that spelled trouble.
"An alien from another planet. This is amazing! Just think of the possibilities." Twilight thought to herself. She imagined herself getting the Hoofbel Prize; crowds of ponies cheering for her for and her discovering another planet. She saw Princess Celestia congratulating her in all sorts of ways for her discovery, as well. Hell she even thought of having the alien as her servant, or lab test subject if she played her cards right with Celestia.
"Hey, um...Spike, right?...Is she okay?" Amy said, slightly worried. Spike shrugged, though he knew what was going on. This wouldn't be the first time Twilight acted like this.
"Twilight...you okay?" Just as Spike was about to tap Twilight on the shoulder, Twilight grabbed his arm and said, "Excuse us, we need to have a little talk," and in the blink of an eye, they both disappeared, leaving Amy alone in the middle of the forest.
"Um....Okay....What the hell just happened?"
Reappearing behind a couple of bushes, Twilight let got of Spike’s arm and looked at him with huge smile on her face. "Do you realize what we just found Spike?" Spike shook his head no. "An alien from another planet Spike! ANOTHER PLANET! Do you know what this means?"
"I get to sleep while you go crazy?"
"Fame, Spike! Fame! Do you know how rare it is to find a being from beyond the stars?”
"I’d say pretty rare, seeing as how we find a lot of weird things in the Everfree forest."
"Exactly! Think of the possibilities! All the things that we could learn from her! She might even know how to use magic like us!"
"Twilight, I doubt she can use any-"
*BOOM*
Before Spike could finish his sentence, they heard a loud explosion, similar to the one earlier, but not quite as loud. When they looked over the bushes they were hiding behind, they saw, to their surprise, Amy holding a flame in her hand, and a bewildered look on her face in front of a burning tree. Twilight looked at Spike with a smug look on her face.
"Alright, so she does have magic.” was all Spike had to respond with.
"I told you. Amy might be the most important discovery this world has ever seen!" Twilight then rubbed her hands together, as a creepy smile came across her face. "Now all we have to do is capture her, and take her to Celestia."
"Why Celestia?"
"Because she would be thrilled to know that there’s other life beyond the stars, and this would prove it!" While Amy was still trying to figure out how she was able to shoot fire from her hand, she overheard the two talking behind the bushes, where they thought Amy couldn't. Normally, she would have gotten the hell out of there, but her curiosity got the better of her, and she wanted to see how things would turn out.
"But what if she doesn't want to tell you about her home planet?" Spike inquired.
"Oh Spike, I'm sure she'll tell us everything we need to know, once we get to Canterlot. I'm sure Celestia would want to know as well, especially Luna. Now come on, let's go back and see if she’s willing to come with us."
It was the last part of what Twilight had said that sent chills down Amy's spine. If there was one thing she hated the most on her list of things she hated, other her father and mother, that would have to be being used a test subject and being experimented on. Well, that and a few other things, but those were besides the point.
"Alright. [Option A] I could go with her, and be a lab rat to the ponies of this planet; [Option B], I could haul ass and run like a school girl, though they would hunt me down; or, [Option C], act like a dumbass and try to make her keep me a secret." Before she could give herself time to think of which one to take, she heard rustling in the bushes. "Shit, looks like we're going with Option B, then." And with that, she ran off towards the exit of the Everfree, leaving behind a small piece of folded paper.
*Poof*
"Ok, we're back. So Amy, I was wondering if you could come with me to be my test sub-I mean so I can take you to Celestia....yeah that's what I meant to say......where did she go?" Twilight started.
Spike looked down to see a folded piece of paper. "I think this is for you Twilight?" He said, as he handed her the paper. Twilight unfolded the paper and began to read it out loud.
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Normally I wouldn't do stuff like this, but I sort-of overheard your conversation behind the bushes over there. Between you and me, I'm not a fan of being noticed by a bunch of cute, colorful ponies. I get that a lot at home, when it come to doing class projects and presentations in college. Anyways, I decided to head off and explore this land you called ‘Equestria’. Maybe when you’ve cooled down a bit, I can tell about Earth and stuff.
Sincerely,
Amy Anderson
P.S. By the time you read this, I'll be out of this God-forsaken forest.
A tense moment of silence hung in the air. Twilight turned to look at Spike and said, "Spike, do you see any footprints anywhere?"
Spike scanned the area for footprints, and, seeing some, said, "Over there. They lead towards Ponyville. Why?"
"Because we are going find her and take her to Celestia, even if she starts kicking and screaming," she said, while a creepy smile once more appeared on her face.
"Are you sure we’ll be able to catch her? I mean, you saw that she can use magic, right?"
"Yes, but it appears she can't use any spells other than fire. That means we’ll be able to capture her with no problems at all,” Twilight grabbed Spike by the arm. “Now come on; we have a human to capture." she said as her horn began to glow, teleporting them to the exit of the Everfree Forest.
