The Royal Chariot pulled up to the gate of Hasbro studios, carrying its two Alicorn passengers. "I'm Princess Celestia, and this is Princess Luna." the white one said, "We're here to troll the MLP movie."
"Private screening 3." the gate-master said.
"Private Screening?" Luna asked her sister.
"Yeah, they're too embarrassed to show it in public!" Celestia replied, and the two laughed heartily.

"Alright everypony, before we begin, I just want to thank everypony who pitched in for working so hard, starting with the caterers, the lighting technicians…"
"Oh Twilight," Rarity said, interrupting Twilight's speech, "Speeches are nice, but we must get on with the show."
"I know Rarity, but I want to recognize first all the people-"
"ROLL FILM! ROLL FILM!" yelled a Unicorn DJ in the middle row.
"Uh… Roll Film!" Twilight called to the unicorn manning the camera as she sat down next to her faithful assistant.
"Hey Twilight," Spike asked, "is this really how you and your friends first met?"
"Well, it's a relative approximation."