I'm here to shank and smile!by Dark_LightChaptersI'm waking upCan't spell slaughter without laughterInfernal killingKrieg gets his ass handed to him.I'm waking up“Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now!” Ugg great the Voice is back and still screaming, but anyway readers welcome to the land of friendship and death. Where smiles mean nothing and blood is truth. For me anyway, or anything those damn ponies don't like. “Because Celestia froze us in stone right now, friggin dumbass we can't move,” I thought back to the voice who had been there for me ever since i entered this damn rainbow land. He was all I had to turn to in the worst of times and in the best. Anyway lets back up about 1000 years or so when I first bought that infernal axe blade that brought me to this candy colored hell. 1000 or so years ago, Earth. This was it I was finally at the con, with a full replica of Kriegs outfit,or most of it anyway as I had no way to get a buzz axe saw like his into the con. I had been saving up all year for this I had about 500 dollars with me to spend here on anything I could want. It was as I was walking that it caught my eye, the last part I needed, a buzz axe just like Kriegs own. I had heard a whisper like thought in the back of my mind “Buy it, take it, do whatever you must to get it.,” whispered the voice, it sounding oh so compelling. “Yes, it would be the perfect piece for my costume, but do i have the cash for something like it, and would it be worth it,” I had murmured to myself as i weighed the pros and cons of buying the axe. “It would be the last thing yes it will definitely be worth it,” I mutter as i walk to the stand to inquire about the axe. “How much would the buzz axe cost,” I had asked to the shopkeeper who had been facing away from me. “For this piece I would say about 200 to 300 dollars, however for you I will sell it for 50$ instead,”He said as he turned. I noticed he was like the shopkeeper from Resident Evil in appearance. As I had walked away now 100$ lighter and one buzz axe heavier, I felt nature calling me. I had began to walk to the bathrooms at the back of the building and as I had turned the corner to the Men’s room I had began to get dizzy and faint of breath. As I fell to the floor I felt the ground come out from under me. I had began to fall as I had blacked out mid free fall. Back to the present And that young flesh bags is how I found candy colored hell. But anyway back to the outside world. I had heard from Dissy that a new class would be arriving soon on a tour of the garden, and I think thats them now. “I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". All right, my little ponies, this one represents "Victory”,” said the teacher of the group. I had heard three of the small ones arguing over have butt marks like Victory over there. “Girls! Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?” said the foals teacher with flowers for a butt brand “It's got an eagle claw!” said one foal who had a bow in her mane. “And a lion paw!” said one filly who had a white coat, and green eyes “And a snake tail!” said the last small one, who was orange and had wings. Ahh Dissy, never a thing quite like him to ever live. And oh how hopeful I am of his escape after so long. “This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?” “Confusion!” “Evil!” “Chaos!” Said the three fillies one after another. “It's not chaos, you dodo!” “Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!” “Is not!” “You're both wrong!” All of these things were said has the three dissolved into arguing with each other. “So close girls oh so close but nope he is exactly as his name implies, Discord. A being of chaos and disorder who revels in unpredictability and disorder. Also a anoying as hell bastard who needs to die.” I think to myself, as they continue to fight. “Actually, in a way, you're all right. This statue represents "Discord", which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it,” Was what the teacher said as the fillies stopped fighting to listen to her. But then I had heard one of the kids turn to me and ask what this one means and the mare was all to happy to oblige. “This one shows bloodshed, it is said to have once waged war on equis itself and to have toppled many a great warriors and leaders” said the classes leader as she shuddered at my name. “whoa” “amazing” “terrifying” “how strong was he” whare said by varying foals in the class. And many had stared in awe or terror at me and my achievements “But how could he do such a thing” had rang out from the small white unicorn. “It was said that he was immune to fire of all types and was almost unkillable on the battlefield as anything he would kill would immediately start to heal him, and in addition he was able to channel magic to make explosions of varied effects from his enemies defeat.” Was said by the teacher as the students stared in amazement. As the foals had moved on i heard a distinct sound *crackle* *crack* “Hahahahaha” was sung out from the area Discord was at as he started to stretch and pops from his ancient joints. “Free at last, and now to cause some chaos,” He said as turned and shimmed in the air. “But what to do about you hmm...:” “How about freeing me, Asshole.” I thought to him. “Now now, is that anyway to treat your savior.” he said to me as he floated over. “ I might just free you if you apologize to me now, after all what hurtful words.” “I, I’m sorry” I said to him as he snapped his fingers and left… WAIT SPOKE “ahh ha ha free, FREE AT LAST,” I screamed to world as I moved for the first time in the 900 years Celestia had me trapped. Can't spell slaughter without laughter“Oh how it feels to be breathing the air in, now the only thing this is missing is my axe,” I said as I stretched in the sunlight. I held out my hand as told digistruct to create a new axe for me. I smiled as I looked upon the blood stained axe, with countless years of wear and tear from use on. “Now then best boot up my echo device so I can get a reading on my shield.” As the echo powered on, a guard had walked around the corner to check for anything discord had left behind to cause more chaos. As he finished turning and saw me I screamed out a phrase said countless times before, “GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!” My axe revved to life as I lunged at the guard ready to kill him. When I landed I immediately had started to swing the axe at him, screaming for blood. He stood stock still in shock as the axe came at him and connected, tearing into him with a meaty squelch. The axe tore through his skull in a spray of blood and a grinding of bone before reaching his brain and ending his life as he screamed from the pain. “GRIND THE CARTILAGE!” I screamed as he fell to the ground with a thump, lying there never to move again. I immediately ran at the exit of the garden looking for more things to kill. As I burst through the exit I saw the streets were empty and the sun and moon swapping randomly in place. I sprinted down the streets looking for a detachment of guards to kill for my blood lust. I heard shouting ahead of me as several guards rounded the corner and stopped at the sight of me, immediately raising weapons to me. And I of course ran at them screaming and waving my bloody buzz axe. “NEVER STOP THE KILLING!! NEVER!” I ran at the spears, fearless and as the stabbed me they snapped against my shield, which immediately shot out corrosive spikes to kill them. Fools always thinking that sticks like that could kill me. I swung my axe into their ranks catching one guard by his chest with the axe, and ripping through him in a spray of gore leaving him to bleed to death from the gouge in him. However as this happened the unicorns had launched several spells at me with the intent of stunning me. However as they hit me my shield took some damage but launched several spikes into the spell casters dropping two of them to the ground screaming as their faces melted. A couple of earth ponies had turned to buck me but as they raised their legs I had noticed and started to swing at one of them. Mid-buck I had caught the one on the right and gone clean through his leg and into the other, however the other pony had hit me and sent me flying. It however did not break my shield and he then had to deal with the spike damage melting his legs off of him slowly. His screams being music to my ears. As the guards finally realized they were outmatched they tried to run. However as they fled I wound my arm back and prepared to throw my buzz axe into them. My arm shot forward releasing the axe and its deadly payload of explosives into the area of the guards. As it exploded it had instantly killed four guards and hurt two other beyond healing. that left a guard to run and spread the tale of slaughter to others. I had decided to leave as i was in no condition to fight Celestia or Luna. I left the area searching for a train station of some sort. As I ran around Canterlot i had noticed several strange things such a pink clouds or chocolate milk puddles. I eventually found the train station, however it was just leaving the station. I ran to try to catch the train, however i was just a little too late and it was in motion, I jumped for it and managed to stick my axe in the side of the last car just in time. As the train sped on the anomalies seemed to stop happening. Celestia POV A guard burst into the room panting for breath “Princess, some sort of beast has escaped the Canterlot garden!” he was still panting heavily. “It… It killed them all it only left me alive, I ran as fast as I could, i thought it would come after me for sure!” Panted out the guard wheezing. “Calm my little pony,I will assemble the Elements and we will deal with this.” I said to the terrified guard. I instantly summoned up a scroll and quill and wrote to Twilight and her friends. “Dear Twilight, I need for you and the Elements to return to Canterlot, a new threat unlike anything before has emerge and we need your help to contain it.” After finishing it i sent it to spike to notify the girls immediately. 30 min. later “Princess we are here, what is the new threat,” said my young student “This is a threat unlike any other you have faced, Know only as Bloodshed and his abilities are many and varied. He is known to have a shield made of some type of energy that can fire off acidic spikes when hurt, and no normal weapon can pierce it. He has abnormal strength, even more then me or Luna, and is known for wielding a spinning axe. Unlike many he will kill whenever given the chance and can steal the life from his foes to heal himself. He is almost immune to fire almost completely and seems to get more powerful when he is flaming. He can also make enemies explode into gore when they are killed and seems to never die and always come back to life, and when heavily damaged he is able to almost fully heal himself and increase in strength for a while,” I said to explain his abilities. "The Everfree itself is a testament to his power, it used to be a normal forest until he arrived. It is said he spilled so much innocent blood that the forest itself became corrupt and bent to his very will from the blood lust," I added to explain just how deadly he is. “So what we will still kick his flank Princess , you can count on us,” said Rainbow “Ugg, what a brute,” exclaimed Rarity. “I’m sure that we can take him down Princess,” said my faithful student, Twilight. “I hope sure girls, I hope so,” I said quietly as I could. Author's Note Kill Count Ponies: 12 If you didn't know, he has the Impaler shield. Also, looking for a cross over with someone else. Infernal killingThe train was starting to come to a stop as it approached the town nearby, and it was then that I decided to jump from the train, I released my buzz axe and fell to the ground, rolling as I hit it to reduce impact. I had noticed the Everfree forest not to far from town from the side of the train and decided to track down my old base in the forest. I got up from my roll to find myself on the edge of the town with it between me and the Everfree. As I contemplated my choices I realized that I could just run straight through town instead of anything else. As I started to run to the town a couple of ponies on the outskirts had noticed me and ran towards the town screaming. “GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!” The voice screamed in my head. “NO, they are innocents not like the guards who helped to imprison us and would do so again, they have no reason to die yet.” I thought back to the voice, suppressing it. By now I was in town proper and had noticed that nopony was in sight. “They must have ran,” I thought to myself. As I continued to run through town I was almost to the center where a fountain was. As I burst into the town center i heard shouts from around me as guards had jumped out of hiding places to fight me, it looked to be about 8 of them. “Hault creature, in the name of Celestia.” spoke out a pure white pony at the front of them. “I'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!” I screamed as I charged the guards with the intent to kill. As i was halfway through this charge I activated my buzz axe and was preparing to jump. They had lowered the spears they were holding as to impale me, however as I neared I had jumped up and landed on one of the spears and used it to jump behind the guards. I turned around as fast as i could, my axe ripping through a guard in a wet squelching noise taking his life. As they started to realize what had happened i was already making a second swing with my axe, however the guards had managed to start to move and my swing missed. A pony with a spear tried to hit me however it just snapped when it hit my shield. His trouble was rewarded with corrosive energy traveling down the spears remaining bit and into him, melting him into a puddle. The unicorn of the group seeing that spears had yet to work tried to light me on fire. As the spell hit me it lit me on fire, however that had almost no effect on me. I decided i should show them a true fire. As I inhaled the ponies had started to run realizing that they couldn't win. I had finished inhaling and released a stream of fire long enough to catch three of them in it directly, engulfing them in flames. This triggered a large fire nova from the fire damage killing them and taking out the rest of the guards. I had started to sprint for the forest as I was not eager for a new battle and had managed to make it to the town's edge in record time. As i approached the forest I could feel it surging with power as its master returned to it. I slowed down to a walk and stood at the edge of the dark dank place before running in. I had noticed a kind of path that the plants shied away from and followed, knowing this is how the forest guides me. As I came to what seemed like the end of the path I saw a cave ahead. But not just any cave, it was the cave i made my home so long ago. As i walked inside of it I lit the torches with fire breath. As the cave brightened up i saw several old sites. Things such the off shoot to my arsenal, or over there in the corner, one of the most important things to me, a jury rigged New-U. On the opposite side of the cave i had a station for refining medicine and making bullets. And at the end of the cave a simple sack of hay to sleep on. It was everything that I needed to live in this land. I had decided to go down to my arsenal to arm myself for what would hopefully be a full on slaughter. As I traveled down the off shoot to the gun stash. I was thinking on what to grab and decided to go for a medium to close range loadout. A smg, a shotgun, a launcher, and a Vladof rifle. I entered the stache and laid my eyes upon the bountiful legendary loot. However i already knew what weapons i would be using. I started by finding my smg, a Maliwan HellFire just for the extra little flair of fire and death. Next I went to find the Shredifier, cause nothing says slaughter like a wall of bullets. Next however was my favorite gun that I had ever found, Deliverance after all i need at least on thing to be close accurate, so why not a heat seeking shotgun. And last but not least is the Badaboom launcher, when all else fails, spray and pray. Of course all of them were incedary for the bonuses that it provides me to use them. Now just to find my mod. The legendary psycho mod, boosting all of the skills I need to be as strong as I can, I felt the power boost as I put it on my pants. I was ready for a slaughter and i knew it. Now however was a time for sleep i thought as i walked up to the main cave and fell onto the bag of hay and promptly passed out. Author's Note Kill count ponies: 20 He is not unbeatable, but petty guards would never win against him, ever. Lore The forest obeys him because before he was stoned he had killed so many ponies in the forest that it became evil and bent to his will to help him. He has all of the Krieg abiltys Krieg gets his ass handed to him.I was lazing around in my cave, sleeping on my bag filled with hay. This was interrupted when an offending object dropped on my head suddenly, waking me up from my dreams of death and slaughter. I started to scream as the object fell down my mask and into my eye, causing me to bolt up in pain. As I shook my head to dislodge the object, it fell into my lap. When I had picked it up to see it more clearly, I heard a voice ring out from the object that I could identify as a D6: This is for anyone who needs help or just wants a friend. Summon the Dungeon Master of Equestria if you’re ever in need. A DM, if I could fight him, it might be a good stepping stone to killing Celestia and Luna. I spoke into the die hoping that the one who made it would hear me “If you are truly the Dungeon Master, then help me prove my worth by combat." “Yo, whoever you are! If you’re trying to summon me, you’re gonna need to roll the die. Doesn’t work if you don’t for some reason.” [3rd PoV] A shadowy purple portal opened in front of Krieg, and out stepped what appeared to be a silver anthro version of Princess Luna, regalia and all. The alicorn stared at the psycho for a few seconds before speaking. “And what do you want?” Questioned the mare. “You summoned me, now please tell me what you wanted.” “I am looking for a fight to prove my worth as a warrior,” Krieg said to the human like pony. “Goodie.” Said the anthro Princess of the Night. “Bet you weren’t expecting this, though.” ‘Luna’ gestured to her well endowed self. “I had figured that I would be fighting a human, not some mare who looks like one.” Krieg said to the ‘Princess’. “Oh, so I’m disappointing you?” ‘Luna’ said. “Well, might as well change that. Let’s just see if I can.” The ‘Luna’ started shifting and shrinking into a 6’ 6” blob before turning into a white human male wearing a black hoodie, black jeans, and strange ass black leather shoes. “Better? Or would you rather me turn into a girl?” “I was expecting something more human than a pony, even if it stood on two legs, so yes it is.” Krieg said to the unknown being before him. “Great. And how would you feel if I did this?” The human said before turning into a humanoid blob and shrinking slightly. The blob then turned into a perfect copy of Krieg, clothes and all. Even his buzz axe had been copied in the shift. Krieg had almost instantly pulled out his HellFire and tried to harm the thing in front of him, only for it to knock it away with its buzz axe. “Hey now, no one said go yet.” The ‘Krieg’ said in the original Krieg’s voice. “Did you really expect to hit me with a cheap shot?” “GO!” Krieg screamed as he rushed the copy, buzz axe spinning. The copy blocked it with it’s own buzz axe and then punched Krieg in the face. “Nice try, but I’m not any ordinary opponent. You have to think of something more creative than that to beat me.” As Krieg was falling back from the punch he, moved his head up and shot out a cone of flames at the shape changer. “Heh heh heh.” Came the laughter from the copy. “Do you really think fire can harm me right now? If you haven’t noticed, I’m you right now. HA HA HA HA HA!” The copy rushed Krieg before picking him up and slamming him into the wall of cave they were in. “You don’t know how screwed you are.” As if just to mock Krieg, the copy lifted its mask and spit its own fire directly in his face. As Krieg was flaming he took out his shotgun and unloaded it into the copycats chest, knocking him off balance and back five feet. Krieg switched to the Shredifier, launching a wall of bullets at the other him. A few shots missed him, kicking up dust and debris everywhere. He eventually went through the clip he was on and stopped to reload. That was when he heard the laughter. The laughter of the crazed copy. “You… You really think that’ll do something?” Came the voice of the copy between laughs. “Let me tell you a secret, bandit. I work for Hyperion. And I have a shield.” “Who you work for matters not on the field, only weapons and tech” Krieg told the counterpart “The tech sure does.” Said the copy as the dust settled, only to reveal that he was unharmed. “Too bad you drained my shield. I rather like avoiding bullet damage. Though, if I must, I must.” The copy seemed to reach his right arm into a different dimension before pulling out what looked like a messed up as hell Infinity. He fired it once and the bullet exploded on impact with the wall of the cave. Right afterwards, the gun started glowing yellow. “Heh, you’re screwed. I’d run if I were you.” “Box cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves!” Krieg screamed as he threw his axe at the shifter in an attempt disarm him, the explosive payload on it ready to blow. The first few missed, but one eventually made its mark, embedding into the copy’s arm and exploding, obliterating its arm and sending the glitched Infinity flying. “Damn it!” Cried the copy. “I like that gun! And that was my shooting arm! You’re gonna pay for that.” The copy turned into the featureless humanoid blob again before growing in size, stopping when it became over twice its original size at 15’. That’s when the features started showing up. The blob grew insectoid mandibles, and razor sharp claws. A tail sprouted from its back and ended in a bladed tip. Its body grew pale white chitin. Its eyes became like glass ovals that glowed red. “I’m pretty sure you should give up before shit gets worse.” Came the ‘voice of the creature that now stood before Krieg. It seemed to echo from everywhere, but also nowhere, like as if it was in Krieg’s head. “Also pretty sure this is the part where you piss your pants.” Krieg stood before the beast in front of him, wondering if he should just give up before the might of the beast. After about 3 seconds, he charged at it, waving his axe in the air as he changed into a badass, screaming at the top of his lungs…. Only for him to be backhanded and sent flying into a wall at high velocity. He got stuck in the wall for a few seconds before losing consciousness, only to wake up a second later… in a newly digi-structed body. “Ugggg” Krieg moaned as he came back to life and walked over to the beast and looked at him. “Hello sunshine, the Earth says hello!” The beast mocked. “Welcome back to the land of the living, my psychotic friend.” “I hate respawns.” Krieg muttered to the beast in front of him. “Well, that’s what you get for fighting someone who’s essentially a raid boss.” The beast said. “And I’d look out for them, by the way. They might be alive on this Equestria. You can never tell, though. Oh, and I’d like it if you would stop thinking of me as ‘a beast’. I have a name, you know.” “And what is it?” Krieg asked of the beast. “I am Dox, Dox Ad Finem.” Dox said through his telepathy. “But you may call me master, because I just owned you.” Dox chuckled to himself a little bit. “I’m only joking. Just call me Dox.” “I am almost sure you picked my name from my mind, but it is Krieg, just incase you hadn't yet figured that out.” The monster of a man said. “But how did you get here is what I want to know most.” “Oh, simple.” Dox said. “I met the Merchant and bought something like an idiot. As to my current appearance, let’s just say it was a long story involving breaking deals and mutagen and not go any further than that. I REALLY don’t want to relive the event. A lot of bad things happened. I went crazy, almost killed my best friend. And it was all my fault.” Dox drifted off for a few seconds before refocusing on Krieg. “But enough about me. What happened to you? What made you join the ranks of the Displaced?” “Displaced?” Krieg asked. “Yeah, the Displaced.” Dox said. “We’re the guys that either got sent to Equestria by the power lottery bullshit, or, like most of us, were sent here by the douche only known as The Merchant. So, which is it? You buy something from some creepy guy that looked like he belonged in Resident Evil or just got randomly sent here?” “I bought the buzz axe that I tried to kill you with, went to take a piss, and then passed out and woke up in rainbow hell.” Krieg said to Dox, explaining how he entered the Displaced. “Heh, sounds like how most of us got screwed over.” Dox chuckled. “Don’t sweat it, man. It won’t be the last bit of crazy shit you face. Hell, you might just get stuck in stone if you’re not careful.” Krieg glared at Dox. “You…. You didn’t…. OH THAT’S RICH! You did, didn’t you? Good job! I’m betting that other voice in your head had control at the time?” “We have co-ownership over the body, he fights and I keep us from killing innocents. Why we were stuck in stone is because we woke up to about 20 ponies practically shoving spears down my throat, so he killed them and I let him for attacking us.” Krieg ranted to Dox. “Well, sounds like you royally screwed your reputation, then.” Dox said. “Ya know, it’d benefit you more to be on the same side as the ponies instead of against them. I mean, you could be saving them, and they’d gladly help you out in return. Heck, I can even tell you six ponies that could help you save your reputation so much, that if Celestia went against you, there’d be a ton of problems, seeing as the ponies trust them just about as much as her.” “And who might these six be?” Krieg asked Dox. “They’re called the elements of harmony. Though, there might be some problems with you finding them.” Dox said. “So, before I tell you their names, how about I ask you this. What state is Discord in?” “Stoned off his ass.” Krieg joked. “Is this the first time or the second time?” Dox asked. “Second,” Krieg said. “Perfect.” Dox stated. “Well, if you know the ones who stoned him, they’re the ones you want to befriend. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and the Element of Magic and PERSONAL student of Princess Celestia, herself, Twilight Sparkle. I suggest you don’t go for her first, though. She’s a scholar and will probably alert Celestia of your presence if you don’t have her friends support first. I’d honestly start with Applejack, the one with the stetson. I’ll warn you, though. You’ll have to do some labor, most likely, if you want to get on her good side. Just try and appeal to her values, and be honest. If it’s a question that could screw you, though, try and dodge it if you must. But if she asks you about your past, the slaughtering and everything, tell her the truth. You didn’t do it, your other voice did. The key is just being honest, though, and I can’t stress it enough, why do you think I’ve been repeating it so much?” “If she asks why I let the voice do it though and I am honest, I will say that I let it do it because it made us happy to see the ones who attacked us hurt like we were.” Krieg told Dox. “Now, don’t say that.” Dox warned. “That’ll get you in the same boat as Discord. No. Tell her it was self defence, got it? It’s not a lie, but it’s not the brutal brutal truth. Hell, if you do tell her the brutal truth, tell her the full story. That you weren’t originally like this. I can tell you used to be better than that. Whatever the Merchant does to us Displaced really fucks with us. Speaking of that, you need a token, don’t you?” “Token?” Krieg asked. “Wow, you really know NOTHING about the Displaced, do you?” Dox asked rhetorically. “Don’t answer that. I already know. Listen, I’ll help you make one real quick, then I want you to send me back. I’m kinda testing something with my returns. All you need to do is take an item, pour yourself into it, I guess, or magic, I can never tell, then say something that tells people who you are. Like me. I’m the Dungeon Master of Equestria….. Or was… But let’s not focus on me. First step time. Pick an item that represents you.” Krieg grabbed his axe and ripped out the spinning blade of it. “Good, good.” Dox said. “Now you just need to pour yourself into it, or magic, whatever.” As Krieg held the axe blade, he felt something pouring out of him and into the blade, making it glow an orange color. He felt compelled to speak words into the blade. “Should you need the blood of those who fight you to dye the ground red, then call upon me, Krieg the Psycho.” Krieg spoke into the blade, giving it a message to those who found it. “Well, a little creepy and sinister, but who am I to judge.” Dox said with a shrug before taking the blade from Krieg. “Now, lets see if I can still do this.” Dox tossed the blade in front of him, a portal opening up and taking it. Another portal opened up behind Dox, and a copy of the blade came shooting out from it, only to be caught by Dox. “Ha! Still got it. Well, that should be that, I have my copy of your token, and you have mine. Let me tell you to not hesitate to call if you need me. Now, if you could send me back. All you need to say is: Dox, our contract is complete. Then I’ll be on my way.” “Dox, our contact is complete.” said Krieg as he started to fall to the floor from exhaustion, snoring by the time he hit the ground. “Ah, so peaceful when they sleep.” Dox said as a portal opened up to carry him back to his own Equestria. “Although, I must say, I like the insane one’s dreams better. Less killing, more hugging the ponies for some reason.” And with that, Dox stepped through the portal and was gone. Author's Note A cross over with the oh so epic DM of Equestria most of this was made by him with my help and i couldn't have done it without you.
I'm waking up“Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now... Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now!” Ugg great the Voice is back and still screaming, but anyway readers welcome to the land of friendship and death. Where smiles mean nothing and blood is truth. For me anyway, or anything those damn ponies don't like. “Because Celestia froze us in stone right now, friggin dumbass we can't move,” I thought back to the voice who had been there for me ever since i entered this damn rainbow land. He was all I had to turn to in the worst of times and in the best. Anyway lets back up about 1000 years or so when I first bought that infernal axe blade that brought me to this candy colored hell. 1000 or so years ago, Earth. This was it I was finally at the con, with a full replica of Kriegs outfit,or most of it anyway as I had no way to get a buzz axe saw like his into the con. I had been saving up all year for this I had about 500 dollars with me to spend here on anything I could want. It was as I was walking that it caught my eye, the last part I needed, a buzz axe just like Kriegs own. I had heard a whisper like thought in the back of my mind “Buy it, take it, do whatever you must to get it.,” whispered the voice, it sounding oh so compelling. “Yes, it would be the perfect piece for my costume, but do i have the cash for something like it, and would it be worth it,” I had murmured to myself as i weighed the pros and cons of buying the axe. “It would be the last thing yes it will definitely be worth it,” I mutter as i walk to the stand to inquire about the axe. “How much would the buzz axe cost,” I had asked to the shopkeeper who had been facing away from me. “For this piece I would say about 200 to 300 dollars, however for you I will sell it for 50$ instead,”He said as he turned. I noticed he was like the shopkeeper from Resident Evil in appearance. As I had walked away now 100$ lighter and one buzz axe heavier, I felt nature calling me. I had began to walk to the bathrooms at the back of the building and as I had turned the corner to the Men’s room I had began to get dizzy and faint of breath. As I fell to the floor I felt the ground come out from under me. I had began to fall as I had blacked out mid free fall. Back to the present And that young flesh bags is how I found candy colored hell. But anyway back to the outside world. I had heard from Dissy that a new class would be arriving soon on a tour of the garden, and I think thats them now. “I want to start our field trip here, in the world-famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship". All right, my little ponies, this one represents "Victory”,” said the teacher of the group. I had heard three of the small ones arguing over have butt marks like Victory over there. “Girls! Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?” said the foals teacher with flowers for a butt brand “It's got an eagle claw!” said one foal who had a bow in her mane. “And a lion paw!” said one filly who had a white coat, and green eyes “And a snake tail!” said the last small one, who was orange and had wings. Ahh Dissy, never a thing quite like him to ever live. And oh how hopeful I am of his escape after so long. “This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony and a body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?” “Confusion!” “Evil!” “Chaos!” Said the three fillies one after another. “It's not chaos, you dodo!” “Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos!” “Is not!” “You're both wrong!” All of these things were said has the three dissolved into arguing with each other. “So close girls oh so close but nope he is exactly as his name implies, Discord. A being of chaos and disorder who revels in unpredictability and disorder. Also a anoying as hell bastard who needs to die.” I think to myself, as they continue to fight. “Actually, in a way, you're all right. This statue represents "Discord", which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it,” Was what the teacher said as the fillies stopped fighting to listen to her. But then I had heard one of the kids turn to me and ask what this one means and the mare was all to happy to oblige. “This one shows bloodshed, it is said to have once waged war on equis itself and to have toppled many a great warriors and leaders” said the classes leader as she shuddered at my name. “whoa” “amazing” “terrifying” “how strong was he” whare said by varying foals in the class. And many had stared in awe or terror at me and my achievements “But how could he do such a thing” had rang out from the small white unicorn. “It was said that he was immune to fire of all types and was almost unkillable on the battlefield as anything he would kill would immediately start to heal him, and in addition he was able to channel magic to make explosions of varied effects from his enemies defeat.” Was said by the teacher as the students stared in amazement. As the foals had moved on i heard a distinct sound *crackle* *crack* “Hahahahaha” was sung out from the area Discord was at as he started to stretch and pops from his ancient joints. “Free at last, and now to cause some chaos,” He said as turned and shimmed in the air. “But what to do about you hmm...:” “How about freeing me, Asshole.” I thought to him. “Now now, is that anyway to treat your savior.” he said to me as he floated over. “ I might just free you if you apologize to me now, after all what hurtful words.” “I, I’m sorry” I said to him as he snapped his fingers and left… WAIT SPOKE “ahh ha ha free, FREE AT LAST,” I screamed to world as I moved for the first time in the 900 years Celestia had me trapped.
Can't spell slaughter without laughter“Oh how it feels to be breathing the air in, now the only thing this is missing is my axe,” I said as I stretched in the sunlight. I held out my hand as told digistruct to create a new axe for me. I smiled as I looked upon the blood stained axe, with countless years of wear and tear from use on. “Now then best boot up my echo device so I can get a reading on my shield.” As the echo powered on, a guard had walked around the corner to check for anything discord had left behind to cause more chaos. As he finished turning and saw me I screamed out a phrase said countless times before, “GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!” My axe revved to life as I lunged at the guard ready to kill him. When I landed I immediately had started to swing the axe at him, screaming for blood. He stood stock still in shock as the axe came at him and connected, tearing into him with a meaty squelch. The axe tore through his skull in a spray of blood and a grinding of bone before reaching his brain and ending his life as he screamed from the pain. “GRIND THE CARTILAGE!” I screamed as he fell to the ground with a thump, lying there never to move again. I immediately ran at the exit of the garden looking for more things to kill. As I burst through the exit I saw the streets were empty and the sun and moon swapping randomly in place. I sprinted down the streets looking for a detachment of guards to kill for my blood lust. I heard shouting ahead of me as several guards rounded the corner and stopped at the sight of me, immediately raising weapons to me. And I of course ran at them screaming and waving my bloody buzz axe. “NEVER STOP THE KILLING!! NEVER!” I ran at the spears, fearless and as the stabbed me they snapped against my shield, which immediately shot out corrosive spikes to kill them. Fools always thinking that sticks like that could kill me. I swung my axe into their ranks catching one guard by his chest with the axe, and ripping through him in a spray of gore leaving him to bleed to death from the gouge in him. However as this happened the unicorns had launched several spells at me with the intent of stunning me. However as they hit me my shield took some damage but launched several spikes into the spell casters dropping two of them to the ground screaming as their faces melted. A couple of earth ponies had turned to buck me but as they raised their legs I had noticed and started to swing at one of them. Mid-buck I had caught the one on the right and gone clean through his leg and into the other, however the other pony had hit me and sent me flying. It however did not break my shield and he then had to deal with the spike damage melting his legs off of him slowly. His screams being music to my ears. As the guards finally realized they were outmatched they tried to run. However as they fled I wound my arm back and prepared to throw my buzz axe into them. My arm shot forward releasing the axe and its deadly payload of explosives into the area of the guards. As it exploded it had instantly killed four guards and hurt two other beyond healing. that left a guard to run and spread the tale of slaughter to others. I had decided to leave as i was in no condition to fight Celestia or Luna. I left the area searching for a train station of some sort. As I ran around Canterlot i had noticed several strange things such a pink clouds or chocolate milk puddles. I eventually found the train station, however it was just leaving the station. I ran to try to catch the train, however i was just a little too late and it was in motion, I jumped for it and managed to stick my axe in the side of the last car just in time. As the train sped on the anomalies seemed to stop happening. Celestia POV A guard burst into the room panting for breath “Princess, some sort of beast has escaped the Canterlot garden!” he was still panting heavily. “It… It killed them all it only left me alive, I ran as fast as I could, i thought it would come after me for sure!” Panted out the guard wheezing. “Calm my little pony,I will assemble the Elements and we will deal with this.” I said to the terrified guard. I instantly summoned up a scroll and quill and wrote to Twilight and her friends. “Dear Twilight, I need for you and the Elements to return to Canterlot, a new threat unlike anything before has emerge and we need your help to contain it.” After finishing it i sent it to spike to notify the girls immediately. 30 min. later “Princess we are here, what is the new threat,” said my young student “This is a threat unlike any other you have faced, Know only as Bloodshed and his abilities are many and varied. He is known to have a shield made of some type of energy that can fire off acidic spikes when hurt, and no normal weapon can pierce it. He has abnormal strength, even more then me or Luna, and is known for wielding a spinning axe. Unlike many he will kill whenever given the chance and can steal the life from his foes to heal himself. He is almost immune to fire almost completely and seems to get more powerful when he is flaming. He can also make enemies explode into gore when they are killed and seems to never die and always come back to life, and when heavily damaged he is able to almost fully heal himself and increase in strength for a while,” I said to explain his abilities. "The Everfree itself is a testament to his power, it used to be a normal forest until he arrived. It is said he spilled so much innocent blood that the forest itself became corrupt and bent to his very will from the blood lust," I added to explain just how deadly he is. “So what we will still kick his flank Princess , you can count on us,” said Rainbow “Ugg, what a brute,” exclaimed Rarity. “I’m sure that we can take him down Princess,” said my faithful student, Twilight. “I hope sure girls, I hope so,” I said quietly as I could. Author's Note Kill Count Ponies: 12 If you didn't know, he has the Impaler shield. Also, looking for a cross over with someone else.
Infernal killingThe train was starting to come to a stop as it approached the town nearby, and it was then that I decided to jump from the train, I released my buzz axe and fell to the ground, rolling as I hit it to reduce impact. I had noticed the Everfree forest not to far from town from the side of the train and decided to track down my old base in the forest. I got up from my roll to find myself on the edge of the town with it between me and the Everfree. As I contemplated my choices I realized that I could just run straight through town instead of anything else. As I started to run to the town a couple of ponies on the outskirts had noticed me and ran towards the town screaming. “GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL!” The voice screamed in my head. “NO, they are innocents not like the guards who helped to imprison us and would do so again, they have no reason to die yet.” I thought back to the voice, suppressing it. By now I was in town proper and had noticed that nopony was in sight. “They must have ran,” I thought to myself. As I continued to run through town I was almost to the center where a fountain was. As I burst into the town center i heard shouts from around me as guards had jumped out of hiding places to fight me, it looked to be about 8 of them. “Hault creature, in the name of Celestia.” spoke out a pure white pony at the front of them. “I'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!” I screamed as I charged the guards with the intent to kill. As i was halfway through this charge I activated my buzz axe and was preparing to jump. They had lowered the spears they were holding as to impale me, however as I neared I had jumped up and landed on one of the spears and used it to jump behind the guards. I turned around as fast as i could, my axe ripping through a guard in a wet squelching noise taking his life. As they started to realize what had happened i was already making a second swing with my axe, however the guards had managed to start to move and my swing missed. A pony with a spear tried to hit me however it just snapped when it hit my shield. His trouble was rewarded with corrosive energy traveling down the spears remaining bit and into him, melting him into a puddle. The unicorn of the group seeing that spears had yet to work tried to light me on fire. As the spell hit me it lit me on fire, however that had almost no effect on me. I decided i should show them a true fire. As I inhaled the ponies had started to run realizing that they couldn't win. I had finished inhaling and released a stream of fire long enough to catch three of them in it directly, engulfing them in flames. This triggered a large fire nova from the fire damage killing them and taking out the rest of the guards. I had started to sprint for the forest as I was not eager for a new battle and had managed to make it to the town's edge in record time. As i approached the forest I could feel it surging with power as its master returned to it. I slowed down to a walk and stood at the edge of the dark dank place before running in. I had noticed a kind of path that the plants shied away from and followed, knowing this is how the forest guides me. As I came to what seemed like the end of the path I saw a cave ahead. But not just any cave, it was the cave i made my home so long ago. As i walked inside of it I lit the torches with fire breath. As the cave brightened up i saw several old sites. Things such the off shoot to my arsenal, or over there in the corner, one of the most important things to me, a jury rigged New-U. On the opposite side of the cave i had a station for refining medicine and making bullets. And at the end of the cave a simple sack of hay to sleep on. It was everything that I needed to live in this land. I had decided to go down to my arsenal to arm myself for what would hopefully be a full on slaughter. As I traveled down the off shoot to the gun stash. I was thinking on what to grab and decided to go for a medium to close range loadout. A smg, a shotgun, a launcher, and a Vladof rifle. I entered the stache and laid my eyes upon the bountiful legendary loot. However i already knew what weapons i would be using. I started by finding my smg, a Maliwan HellFire just for the extra little flair of fire and death. Next I went to find the Shredifier, cause nothing says slaughter like a wall of bullets. Next however was my favorite gun that I had ever found, Deliverance after all i need at least on thing to be close accurate, so why not a heat seeking shotgun. And last but not least is the Badaboom launcher, when all else fails, spray and pray. Of course all of them were incedary for the bonuses that it provides me to use them. Now just to find my mod. The legendary psycho mod, boosting all of the skills I need to be as strong as I can, I felt the power boost as I put it on my pants. I was ready for a slaughter and i knew it. Now however was a time for sleep i thought as i walked up to the main cave and fell onto the bag of hay and promptly passed out. Author's Note Kill count ponies: 20 He is not unbeatable, but petty guards would never win against him, ever. Lore The forest obeys him because before he was stoned he had killed so many ponies in the forest that it became evil and bent to his will to help him. He has all of the Krieg abiltys
Krieg gets his ass handed to him.I was lazing around in my cave, sleeping on my bag filled with hay. This was interrupted when an offending object dropped on my head suddenly, waking me up from my dreams of death and slaughter. I started to scream as the object fell down my mask and into my eye, causing me to bolt up in pain. As I shook my head to dislodge the object, it fell into my lap. When I had picked it up to see it more clearly, I heard a voice ring out from the object that I could identify as a D6: This is for anyone who needs help or just wants a friend. Summon the Dungeon Master of Equestria if you’re ever in need. A DM, if I could fight him, it might be a good stepping stone to killing Celestia and Luna. I spoke into the die hoping that the one who made it would hear me “If you are truly the Dungeon Master, then help me prove my worth by combat." “Yo, whoever you are! If you’re trying to summon me, you’re gonna need to roll the die. Doesn’t work if you don’t for some reason.” [3rd PoV] A shadowy purple portal opened in front of Krieg, and out stepped what appeared to be a silver anthro version of Princess Luna, regalia and all. The alicorn stared at the psycho for a few seconds before speaking. “And what do you want?” Questioned the mare. “You summoned me, now please tell me what you wanted.” “I am looking for a fight to prove my worth as a warrior,” Krieg said to the human like pony. “Goodie.” Said the anthro Princess of the Night. “Bet you weren’t expecting this, though.” ‘Luna’ gestured to her well endowed self. “I had figured that I would be fighting a human, not some mare who looks like one.” Krieg said to the ‘Princess’. “Oh, so I’m disappointing you?” ‘Luna’ said. “Well, might as well change that. Let’s just see if I can.” The ‘Luna’ started shifting and shrinking into a 6’ 6” blob before turning into a white human male wearing a black hoodie, black jeans, and strange ass black leather shoes. “Better? Or would you rather me turn into a girl?” “I was expecting something more human than a pony, even if it stood on two legs, so yes it is.” Krieg said to the unknown being before him. “Great. And how would you feel if I did this?” The human said before turning into a humanoid blob and shrinking slightly. The blob then turned into a perfect copy of Krieg, clothes and all. Even his buzz axe had been copied in the shift. Krieg had almost instantly pulled out his HellFire and tried to harm the thing in front of him, only for it to knock it away with its buzz axe. “Hey now, no one said go yet.” The ‘Krieg’ said in the original Krieg’s voice. “Did you really expect to hit me with a cheap shot?” “GO!” Krieg screamed as he rushed the copy, buzz axe spinning. The copy blocked it with it’s own buzz axe and then punched Krieg in the face. “Nice try, but I’m not any ordinary opponent. You have to think of something more creative than that to beat me.” As Krieg was falling back from the punch he, moved his head up and shot out a cone of flames at the shape changer. “Heh heh heh.” Came the laughter from the copy. “Do you really think fire can harm me right now? If you haven’t noticed, I’m you right now. HA HA HA HA HA!” The copy rushed Krieg before picking him up and slamming him into the wall of cave they were in. “You don’t know how screwed you are.” As if just to mock Krieg, the copy lifted its mask and spit its own fire directly in his face. As Krieg was flaming he took out his shotgun and unloaded it into the copycats chest, knocking him off balance and back five feet. Krieg switched to the Shredifier, launching a wall of bullets at the other him. A few shots missed him, kicking up dust and debris everywhere. He eventually went through the clip he was on and stopped to reload. That was when he heard the laughter. The laughter of the crazed copy. “You… You really think that’ll do something?” Came the voice of the copy between laughs. “Let me tell you a secret, bandit. I work for Hyperion. And I have a shield.” “Who you work for matters not on the field, only weapons and tech” Krieg told the counterpart “The tech sure does.” Said the copy as the dust settled, only to reveal that he was unharmed. “Too bad you drained my shield. I rather like avoiding bullet damage. Though, if I must, I must.” The copy seemed to reach his right arm into a different dimension before pulling out what looked like a messed up as hell Infinity. He fired it once and the bullet exploded on impact with the wall of the cave. Right afterwards, the gun started glowing yellow. “Heh, you’re screwed. I’d run if I were you.” “Box cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves!” Krieg screamed as he threw his axe at the shifter in an attempt disarm him, the explosive payload on it ready to blow. The first few missed, but one eventually made its mark, embedding into the copy’s arm and exploding, obliterating its arm and sending the glitched Infinity flying. “Damn it!” Cried the copy. “I like that gun! And that was my shooting arm! You’re gonna pay for that.” The copy turned into the featureless humanoid blob again before growing in size, stopping when it became over twice its original size at 15’. That’s when the features started showing up. The blob grew insectoid mandibles, and razor sharp claws. A tail sprouted from its back and ended in a bladed tip. Its body grew pale white chitin. Its eyes became like glass ovals that glowed red. “I’m pretty sure you should give up before shit gets worse.” Came the ‘voice of the creature that now stood before Krieg. It seemed to echo from everywhere, but also nowhere, like as if it was in Krieg’s head. “Also pretty sure this is the part where you piss your pants.” Krieg stood before the beast in front of him, wondering if he should just give up before the might of the beast. After about 3 seconds, he charged at it, waving his axe in the air as he changed into a badass, screaming at the top of his lungs…. Only for him to be backhanded and sent flying into a wall at high velocity. He got stuck in the wall for a few seconds before losing consciousness, only to wake up a second later… in a newly digi-structed body. “Ugggg” Krieg moaned as he came back to life and walked over to the beast and looked at him. “Hello sunshine, the Earth says hello!” The beast mocked. “Welcome back to the land of the living, my psychotic friend.” “I hate respawns.” Krieg muttered to the beast in front of him. “Well, that’s what you get for fighting someone who’s essentially a raid boss.” The beast said. “And I’d look out for them, by the way. They might be alive on this Equestria. You can never tell, though. Oh, and I’d like it if you would stop thinking of me as ‘a beast’. I have a name, you know.” “And what is it?” Krieg asked of the beast. “I am Dox, Dox Ad Finem.” Dox said through his telepathy. “But you may call me master, because I just owned you.” Dox chuckled to himself a little bit. “I’m only joking. Just call me Dox.” “I am almost sure you picked my name from my mind, but it is Krieg, just incase you hadn't yet figured that out.” The monster of a man said. “But how did you get here is what I want to know most.” “Oh, simple.” Dox said. “I met the Merchant and bought something like an idiot. As to my current appearance, let’s just say it was a long story involving breaking deals and mutagen and not go any further than that. I REALLY don’t want to relive the event. A lot of bad things happened. I went crazy, almost killed my best friend. And it was all my fault.” Dox drifted off for a few seconds before refocusing on Krieg. “But enough about me. What happened to you? What made you join the ranks of the Displaced?” “Displaced?” Krieg asked. “Yeah, the Displaced.” Dox said. “We’re the guys that either got sent to Equestria by the power lottery bullshit, or, like most of us, were sent here by the douche only known as The Merchant. So, which is it? You buy something from some creepy guy that looked like he belonged in Resident Evil or just got randomly sent here?” “I bought the buzz axe that I tried to kill you with, went to take a piss, and then passed out and woke up in rainbow hell.” Krieg said to Dox, explaining how he entered the Displaced. “Heh, sounds like how most of us got screwed over.” Dox chuckled. “Don’t sweat it, man. It won’t be the last bit of crazy shit you face. Hell, you might just get stuck in stone if you’re not careful.” Krieg glared at Dox. “You…. You didn’t…. OH THAT’S RICH! You did, didn’t you? Good job! I’m betting that other voice in your head had control at the time?” “We have co-ownership over the body, he fights and I keep us from killing innocents. Why we were stuck in stone is because we woke up to about 20 ponies practically shoving spears down my throat, so he killed them and I let him for attacking us.” Krieg ranted to Dox. “Well, sounds like you royally screwed your reputation, then.” Dox said. “Ya know, it’d benefit you more to be on the same side as the ponies instead of against them. I mean, you could be saving them, and they’d gladly help you out in return. Heck, I can even tell you six ponies that could help you save your reputation so much, that if Celestia went against you, there’d be a ton of problems, seeing as the ponies trust them just about as much as her.” “And who might these six be?” Krieg asked Dox. “They’re called the elements of harmony. Though, there might be some problems with you finding them.” Dox said. “So, before I tell you their names, how about I ask you this. What state is Discord in?” “Stoned off his ass.” Krieg joked. “Is this the first time or the second time?” Dox asked. “Second,” Krieg said. “Perfect.” Dox stated. “Well, if you know the ones who stoned him, they’re the ones you want to befriend. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and the Element of Magic and PERSONAL student of Princess Celestia, herself, Twilight Sparkle. I suggest you don’t go for her first, though. She’s a scholar and will probably alert Celestia of your presence if you don’t have her friends support first. I’d honestly start with Applejack, the one with the stetson. I’ll warn you, though. You’ll have to do some labor, most likely, if you want to get on her good side. Just try and appeal to her values, and be honest. If it’s a question that could screw you, though, try and dodge it if you must. But if she asks you about your past, the slaughtering and everything, tell her the truth. You didn’t do it, your other voice did. The key is just being honest, though, and I can’t stress it enough, why do you think I’ve been repeating it so much?” “If she asks why I let the voice do it though and I am honest, I will say that I let it do it because it made us happy to see the ones who attacked us hurt like we were.” Krieg told Dox. “Now, don’t say that.” Dox warned. “That’ll get you in the same boat as Discord. No. Tell her it was self defence, got it? It’s not a lie, but it’s not the brutal brutal truth. Hell, if you do tell her the brutal truth, tell her the full story. That you weren’t originally like this. I can tell you used to be better than that. Whatever the Merchant does to us Displaced really fucks with us. Speaking of that, you need a token, don’t you?” “Token?” Krieg asked. “Wow, you really know NOTHING about the Displaced, do you?” Dox asked rhetorically. “Don’t answer that. I already know. Listen, I’ll help you make one real quick, then I want you to send me back. I’m kinda testing something with my returns. All you need to do is take an item, pour yourself into it, I guess, or magic, I can never tell, then say something that tells people who you are. Like me. I’m the Dungeon Master of Equestria….. Or was… But let’s not focus on me. First step time. Pick an item that represents you.” Krieg grabbed his axe and ripped out the spinning blade of it. “Good, good.” Dox said. “Now you just need to pour yourself into it, or magic, whatever.” As Krieg held the axe blade, he felt something pouring out of him and into the blade, making it glow an orange color. He felt compelled to speak words into the blade. “Should you need the blood of those who fight you to dye the ground red, then call upon me, Krieg the Psycho.” Krieg spoke into the blade, giving it a message to those who found it. “Well, a little creepy and sinister, but who am I to judge.” Dox said with a shrug before taking the blade from Krieg. “Now, lets see if I can still do this.” Dox tossed the blade in front of him, a portal opening up and taking it. Another portal opened up behind Dox, and a copy of the blade came shooting out from it, only to be caught by Dox. “Ha! Still got it. Well, that should be that, I have my copy of your token, and you have mine. Let me tell you to not hesitate to call if you need me. Now, if you could send me back. All you need to say is: Dox, our contract is complete. Then I’ll be on my way.” “Dox, our contact is complete.” said Krieg as he started to fall to the floor from exhaustion, snoring by the time he hit the ground. “Ah, so peaceful when they sleep.” Dox said as a portal opened up to carry him back to his own Equestria. “Although, I must say, I like the insane one’s dreams better. Less killing, more hugging the ponies for some reason.” And with that, Dox stepped through the portal and was gone. Author's Note A cross over with the oh so epic DM of Equestria most of this was made by him with my help and i couldn't have done it without you.
