pinkie pie and kim kardashian have a tumb war!!!!!!

it was a weird tuesday in ponyville  where it all of a sudden started to rain surge.

What in Celsita name is going on?Twilight yelled.

“i know!” Pinkie said seriously.

“Then what going on then?”

Right as twilight as that and explanation of light happend poptarts can shooting out.When all of a sudden but who should appear then kim kardashian,holding some milk!

“Does anyone one know how much $3 dollars and 50 cents is?”Kim asked

“Oh my what is that thing?”twilight yells.

“Its a kardashian, Twilight.There one of the most evil certors  ever.”

“Oh north you look pail why don't i put you in the oven?”

“Thats a carton of milk.”Twilghit explains

“No,a carton of milk was that black people thing that lives in my house.”

‘No point in trying to reason why her Twilight,she's stupid”. Pinkie explained.

“How,do you get rid of her?”Twilghit saks

“Simple”,Pinkie smiles. “A thumb war!”

After about 5 years of boring stuff of preparing a stadium,and a bunch of other things.The thumb war was ready to be held.

“Are you ready pinkie?” Twilight says fanning the pinkie mare as she was in the locker room getting ready.

“Ready as i'll ever be”  Pinkie says.They walk to the stadium with a cheering crowd and loud music.She gets in to a ring with kim staring out her.

“Are you ready to be killed kim?”

“Why cant puppies fly?” she responds.

“One two three four i declare a thumb war!.” pinkie yells Pinkie magically grows a thumb.Kim kaerdishen was not relizing  whats going on sceams  in pain as pinkie crushs her tumb.The kardistion tarts to crys runs away.

“See i know you could do it you Creamed her” Twilghit said

Well you know Twilight,A butcher must allways chop the chick so it me maybe made into  cream soup.

“That doesn't make any sense”twilghit said

“I was trying to end on a pun!”

But unfortunately for pinkie she wouldn't have end on a piun for,Kim made it home and called her lawer and sued pinkie,had to pay her $25,000 proof that rich only get richer .