random dumb fanfics with no plot and stuff happens DONT READ THIS!!!!! 12345676tgfvcxzsaswertghn i like cake

Celestia was busy day dreaming that  a human colt of the age of 8 would come to her place so she could do fun stuff she's always wanted to do to one.That's all she was doing until one of her guards came in and said”Your majesty we have found a male  human!”

“Wonderful” Celestia says by playing a sound bite from Pokemon snap

      As they walk through the hall Grard number two says to celestia”He's a strange human,though he wears a suit  that has the internal organs.and he has an afro.”

“Well,he may have come from a play.A human's a human. I'm just gladHe’s not a she like  amelia earhart.”  said celestia

   “Or a Robot like that one guy.” gard number 2 said.

     “Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?”Celestia asked

     “ We turned him into spike remember! Twilight  will be so shocked to find out that her best friend is a robot this hole time”

They make it to the room were the mysteries man is held.He was asleep on a giant bed,Knocked out.

“He's beautiful”Sun but says What is his name.

“Slim goodbody ma’m”

“Slim goodbody”She says as she stroke his hair cooing.

“Leave us alone.” Celestia said

“of course.”The Stallion teleports   to the land of forgotten mounir Characters.

The man wakes up.Tia smiles

“Hello Slim, i'm Celestia and im going to make you very happy.”Celestia says with a naughty smile.

The man gets up and walks  and stand to a wall.

“I know this is scary but trust me im a nice pony.Come over to mama.to Cesltia supirsed the man started to dance and all of a suden the room changed in to some lighited set that looked schomoic.

“What The heck just happened?“Celestia said.

All of sudden there was a voice “Healthy hingegen,And here to tell you about it is the one in onely Slim Goodbody!”

“What the heck is going on?”Celestia said confused and worried.

Soft jazz music started to play and the man started to sing."Hingegen yah,When your muddy,and you think its kind of funny you skin get verry dry.But do you ever why your mother tells you to wash and clean.Ill to you what she Meeeeeans”

Celestia can up to the guy still sing and said”You know what i like to be clean but  much perfer to be dirty”She wiggles her but at him.He dosnet seem to notice.

After the song he starts to talk.”Now the importance of hygiene comes in many froms.You half to brush your teeth,Combing your hair or taking a bath.

"You know why do we take a bath together so we can be clen together."

"You see your body needs to keep clean.." Oh key were going to skip all the boring stuff he said snd skip to Celstia getting bored with he said and tried the best approach.

"Oh key Slim maybe i should try and speak at your Level"  Celestia said. "Music please"

The music was a weird country sound and she started to sing"When your mommy and day love ether very much,and they want kids a bunch"They play a little game,So they don't go insane!"

"Okay stop the music"Slim said

"Yes sweetie?"Tia said

"This hole sex thing want work pony!"

"Why?"

"Because its beastlility and our bodies cant handle have sex with animals .Im sorry"

"Ohh"sun but says with a frown.

THE END MY FREIND !!