Durik Stomping, age 28, is one of the few yaks to have immigrated to Equestria. He would be welcomed, were it not for the suspicions of Celestia involving the "resolved" threat of war. Taken from a small little hotel in Vanhoover, Durik faces the cold, dark truth of Equestria's seemingly perfect society, and the Royal Black Ops Division is ready to make sure he remembers it.

A satirical work, not for the faint of heart.