Jeff in Equestria

Jeff was staring at the pony his jaw open and was receiving the same treatment she looked like she was about to scream when Jeff reacted and covered her mouth saying. "I'm sorry. I'm not going to hurt you so when I drop my hand please don't scream. Ok?"

The pony nodded and Jeff dropped his hand and she looked at him. Jeff let his guard down a little bit, the pony then spoke up. "You're not going to hurt me?"

"Do I have a need to?'

She shut her mouth then Jeff's stomach growled and he looked at the pony and asked. "Do you have any food? Preferably meat, I can eat vegetables too."

"I-I have some fish, if that's alright with you."

"Thank you."

Jeff looked down to see a bunny at his feet chittering angrily, he shrugged. "I don't understand you buddy, so go fuck yourself." He then punted the bunny into the other room and there was a crash the pony poked her head in and asked.

"Is everything alright?"

"Just fine thank you...I just realized I never got your name."

"It's Fluttershy."

She held her hoof out and Jeff weirdly took it into his hand and shook it while saying. "I'm Jeff."

She went back into the kitchen, a few moments later she came back with a plate of fish and vegetables. "So Fluttershy what do you do for a living?" he said, while finishing up his fish and starting on his veggies.

"O-oh me? I take care of animals."

"Vet? That's cool I guess. Got any friends?"

"A F-few, what about you?"

Jeff stopped looking at his now empty plate. "I don't have any friends. Not a lot of people like me."

"Aww, that's so sad." Fluttershy flew over and hugged Jeff. That's something no one has ever done was hug an insane killer. Surprisingly enough Jeff hugged back.

"No one has ever done that." Jeff said. "Thank you."

"Like my friend Pinkie says everypony deserves two things, a smile and a hug."

"Well I got one of the two covered always."

Fluttershy then yawned, "I should be heading to bed. Got a lot of things to do tomorrow, good night Jeff."

"Good night Fluttershy." Jeff then strolled out and saw a shed. "Must be her's, screw it I'll sleep in there." Opening the door it was a supply shed. Jeff settled in on his improvised bed using his t-shirt as a pillow, going unconscious.

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Jeff woke up when Fluttershy opened the door to get food pellets and other items for her animals. She saw Jeff and gasped, Jeff groaned and sat up.

"You know I would have let you stay in my guest room if you had asked." Fluttershy commented.

Jeff popped the bones in his neck and fingers, "Sorry wasn't thinking last night."

"It's alright." Fluttershy finished, trotting over to the bag of food she struggled to lift it. Jeff grabbed the bag and flung it over his shoulder.

"I'll help. It's the least I can do for you not ratting me out to the authorities."

"Um... thanks I think?"

"No problem."

The pair went along with feeding the animals. He was a bit hesitant when it came to the bear so Fluttershy handled that part. Jeff handled feeding the inside animals and chickens outside when the bag got light enough for Fluttershy to carry around easily. He finished putting the bird seed in and got out the bowls for the animals on the floor. He was almost finished when he got a thump on the foot, it was the same punk-ass bunny from last night. He looked down at it then gave him the same food he gave all the other animals, he turned back to the kitchen to put away the leftover food when he got hit in the back of the head with a bowl.

Jeff's eyes shrunk and he whipped around knives out. "Ok, which one of you assholes threw that?"

The animals scattered leaving the bunny singled out, Jeff sheathed his knives and grabbed the bunny by the scruff of his neck bringing him to eye level.

"Ok. I'm not going to hurt you, because Fluttershy's hospitality is a good thing going for me right now. Considering I'm in a world that's new to me. I don't know shit about anything around here. If I ever catch you being a stuck up fucking brat to me or Flutters then I will not hesitate to make you GO....TO....SLEEP."

Jeff dropped the bunny, grabbed the bowl, put the food back in the bowl and put it in front of the bunny. Fluttershy came back into the house and asked.

"Is everything alright in here? I heard some shouting."

"Yeah everything's fine, just tripped and hit my head."

"Ok, you're fine though right?"

"It'll take a lot more than a bump on the head to put me down."

"Ok...., well Jeff if you don't mind I would like to introduce you to my friends?"

Jeff pondered this thought, in his insane mind it was just a bunch white noise but one thought screamed above the others. yeS wE CoUld fiNALly FigURe oUt WhEre we ArE.

"If they are as half nice as you are I wouldn't mind at all."