Jeff in Equestria
The Same Old Jeff
Previous ChapterNext ChapterIt was all planned out, the girls had planned out a picnic near Fluttershy's cottage. She would introduce Jeff as a nice guy they would get along great hopefully. Jeff was waiting his knives were hidden away and he was carving a hole into a tree. Fluttershy was waiting on the hill when she waved her arms over her head that was his signal.
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Fluttershy had been nervous before, but this was the absolute worst type of nerves she had felt in a long time. She was even more nervous then when she had the job of reforming Discord, that had turned out fine in the end. She noticed her friends approaching, the girls were so relieved that they got time off of their jobs to relax and enjoy this picnic. Rarity was the one that spoke up first.
"Fluttershy, darling while this is nice and all. This isn't like you at all, something's up."
"Oh yes, you're right well yesterday something happened and I met someone."
"I think you mean somepony." Corrected Twilight.
Fluttershy then waved Jeff over and he proceeded to walk out of his hiding place and the girls gasped taking a defensive stance. Fluttershy stood in front of Jeff Rainbow looked at her.
"Shy what are you doing? Get away from that thing."
Fluttershy looked at her friends. "This is not a 'thing' Rainbow this is the person I was talking about. His name is Jeff."
"Great you she even named it now it's going to be harder to beat."
"What? I didn't name him. That's the name he told me he had."
"Hi." Jeff then waved. "I'm Jeffery, you can call me Jeff."
The girls significantly calmed after hearing Jeff talk and converse. Jeff clapped his hands, "I believe introductions are in order then."
They had all been introduced. Pinkie wanted to know where he got his smile from. "Trust me Pinkster you don't want me to tell you." Jeff noticed his killing urges were popping up again. There was a growl, Jeff realized that it wasn't his stomach his pupils shrunk while head turned to meet the the other wolves from last night. There were over 20 of them this time.
The girls screamed, Fluttershy grabbed his arm. "C'mon we need to get out of here Jeff."
"No Fluttershy, I'm going to make these wolves......GO.....TO....SLEEP!"
Jeff then stood with his knives drawn and charged the wolves.
"What in tarnation is 'e doin'?" Applejack asked.
Fluttershy gulped. "I don't know."
Meanwhile Jeff was having the time of his life, laughing while slaughtering these wooden wolves. He jumped over two, stabbing them in the base of the neck and thrusting his blades forward, splitting the wolves skulls in two. Rainbow rushed to try to help but was stopped by Twilight's magic.
"What are you doing Twilight?"
"Keeping you from getting slaughtered. Look at Jeff, there were twenty timberwolves when he started, now there's only eight."
Jeff's knifes impaled two other wolves and he smashed the two together. Twirling his knives he thew the one that stuck in the wolves skull
He looked at the carnage then he looked at the six ponies on the hill and his pupils grew back to normal size. He tried to approach the girls but Twilight put a shield up and spoke. "Don't come any closer you monster."
"M-monster? I just saved your lives and you repay me by calling me a monster. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME YOU WOULD ALL BE WHERE THOSE WOLVES ARE!"
"He's right." The pink mare stepped past the shield.
"Pinkie darling, what are you doing." Rarity asked.
Pinkie hugged Jeff, then so did Fluttershy and surprisingly Applejack.
"You too AJ?" asked Rainbow.
"Ah know that what 'e did was more than a bit freaky, but he was honest, an' to tell th' truth. What he jus' did makes him a hero."
Hero? Jeff the Killer a hero? As if. Jeff burst out laughing that caught the attention of all the mares. Twilight dropped her shield, "What's so funny?"
Jeff's cackling grew even more disturbing. It was now scaring the six mares. "mE A hErO? tHAt'S FUCKING FuNny!" His eyes were now starting to glow red. Then he just stopped and collapsed.
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Jeff was surrounded by darkness. He stood up and looked around, "What the hell is this place? Where the fuck am I?"
"JEFFREY WOODS."
The voice took him off guard and he scoped the area to find where the voice came from. He turned to see a midnight blue winged unicorn?
"What in fuck's name are you?"
"SILENCE."
"I CAN YELL LOUDER!"
The pony pinned her ears to her head. "My apologies Jeffery, sometimes I fall into that old habit."
"I have three questions. Where am I, Who, and What the fuck are you?"
"My apologies again Jeffery, for this place is your dreamscape. Each pony has a unique dreamscape, you may not be a pony but you still have one. As or who I am, I am Princess Luna the mover of the moon and protector of dreams, and I am an alicorn. It's a combination of all three pony species. I have the strength of an Earth pony. The magic of a Unicorn, and the flight ability of a Pegasus."
"My name is Jeff, not Jeffery and for your information I do not have a dreamscape."
"Tis why thine dreamscape is nothing but a void. Tis cause of your lack of being able to slumber peacefully."
"You mean sleeping?"
"Aye."
"Then no. I don't sleep I make others go to sleep." Jeff then drew his knives and spun them in his hands. "That's where my babies come into play."
"I know, while you do not have any dreams I have searched your memories. To say that they are gruesome is an understatement." Luna then shivered. "Though that's not why I am here. There is a presence trying to force it's way into equestria." She then flashed an image that Jeff knew very well.
"Zalgo."
"You know of this creature?"
"Yeah, we had confrontations before. None of it ended well, I thought he was dead." Jeff remembered back to Korbyn. "What do you want?"
"I have a need of your skills. Twilight Sparkle told me of how easily you destroyed those timberwolves."
"Then I passed out."
The room started to get lighter.
"It would appear that you are regaining conciseness. Tell Twilight that you have met with me, if she doesn't believe you tell her that she sent a scroll through Spike."
"Ok."
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