The Pleasant Chaos

I was starting to wake up. I saw first a wooden roof, although my vision was blurry. I soon located my clothes, and put them on. I noticed that my shirt was missing, so I headed to the door without it.

"Twilight , did the books tell anything about the creature? " a woman with a british accent asked

"No, still looking. " Another woman said.

I had now reached the door, and opened what i saw was six women and a small lizard downstairs. The first woman I saw seemed like a mix of human and pony. She had hooves and hands, a horn, a flat purple and pink hair and tail and her coat was purple.Her breasts were about 15 centimeters long. The next woman was yellow coated , she had a pink mane and tail, blue eyes and 25 centimeter breasts. The next was a pink coated, she was smiling at me widely and also bouncing around. Her breasts were 17,5 centimeters long and her mane and tail were both pink . The next was a blue coated one, her mane and tail were both colored like a rainbow. Her breasts were the smallest, about 10 centimeters. She had wings. The next one pure white, with a deep purple and breasts about 12,5 centimeters. She had also a horn. The last one was an orange coated woman, with a yellow tail and mane, breasts about 16,75 centimeters. The worst (or best) part was, they were all naked. After a few awkward moments if silence, the yellow one spoke "Uh, hello there. "

"Hello" I answered. I saw that a few of them were blushing. "Why are you blushing? " I asked.

"Well darling, your body is quite good looking. " The white one said.

I looked down at myself, and I noticed that I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. With steroids. "Holy shit.... " I muttered. Soon, I felt pain and realized that the purple mare was standing next to me, with an angry expression on her face.

"Watch your language, young man. " she said.

"Ok"

"Well, now that we have that cleared up, I have some questions for you. "

"Go ahead."

"What are you?"

"A human. "

"What is a huu-man? "

"A human is an intelligent lifeform, and it is the most powerful species on it's home planet called Earth. It is believed to be the only sapient being on the planet. It has evolved from monkeys, and it is fairly young compared to some species, wich have lived millions years. "

"How advanced is humanitys magic? "

"Humans don't use magic. "

"Well how does the human race survive without magic? "

"We fill the lack of magic with our advanced technology. "

"How advanced is humanitys technology? "

"Well, we are able to go to the Moon."

"By the way, if humans don't use magic, who raises and lowers the sun?'

"Nobody. The Earth is moving constantly around the sun. That would mean that it's always nighttime on the other side, and daytime on the other. But, the Earth also rotates itself, so thanks to that day and night change. "

I soon started talking. "So, my name is Max Towler, what's yours?" I asked.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Twilight Sparkle, and these are my best friends."

"My name is Rarity, and I run the Carousel Boutique, where I make glorious clothes. You should stop by sometimes. " I took her hand and kissed it.

"Max Towler, at your service. "

She blushed and said " Oh my, what a gentlecolt."

The orange one spoke up " Mah name is Applejack, and Ah work at the Sweet Apple Acres, where we grow the finest apples in Equrestia. "

"Uh, hello, my name is Fluttershy. " the yellow Pegasus said, but I couldn't hear her.

"I am sorry, I didn't really catch your name."

"My name is Fluttershy, and I take care of many animals." now she spoke loud enough so I could hear her.

"Nice to meet you Flutters-" I was stopped by a hyperactive pink mare, who seemed like she was going to blow up.

"HellomynameisPinkiePieIlikepartiesdoyoulikepartiesbecauseIdoandweneedtomakeyouapar-"

Twilight had forced her mouth shut.

"Pinkie, he is in enough pain already, he doesn't need a headache right now. "

"Ok, I think I got your name. Pinkie Pie, was it? "

"Yes, my name is Pinkie Pie. Ooh, we need to make you a party! I'll go invite everypony!"

"Pinkie, I think that we should make the party between us. I don't think the other ponies would like the fact that there's an alien amongst us. " Twilight whispered to Pinkie Pie. I didn't hear anything.

"By the way, why are all of you naked? "

"Why are you wearing clothes?" Twilight asked.

"We humans use clothes to keep us warm, because we don't have a fur. Also it hides the personal parts."

"OK..... Well anyway how about if I showed you around the town?" Twilight asked.

"Sounds good to me. But what about the fact that I am an alien? Are you sure that the other citizens don't cut me to pieces?"

"I promise you that you will be safe "

"Well, let's get going."

"Actually Ah need ta go. There's a plenty of work at the farm

farm. " Applejack said, smiling nervously.

"Ok. By the way, You didn't tell me your name. " I pointed at the blue pegasus.

"Well, I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in Equrestia! " She shouted, her voice filled with pride.

"Um, I have to get back to the animals. " Fluttershy said.

"I have a lot of work at the Carousel Boutique, darling. I'm afraid I need to leave now. "

"I need to get to the Sugarcube Corner. I have many sweets to make. Maybe you can stop by, and taste some of the candy."

"I need to get some workout, but if you lay a finger on Twilight, I will take you down. " Rainbow said, with an angry expression.

"Ok, well we'll get going. We will meet later. Bye!"

"Bye!" the girls (except Rainbow Dash) said in unison.

When we got out, we first headed to the town hall. Those ponies who saw me looked at me with faces that showed fear, curiosity, of confusion.

"They are nice girls " I said to Twilight.

"Yes, and I'm sure you will be good friends with them. " Twilight said, smiling.

After we had seen around town, we headed back to Twilights home, that was actually also a library.

When we got in, it was really dark.

"Where's the light switch? " I asked

Soon, the lights went on and six girls shouted "SURPRISE!"