The Pleasant Chaos

[Earth, London, UK, 20.34 2015]

My name is Max Towler. I was driving home from a painful day at work. It was not a fancy job, but it kept me alive. I had just got to my apartment, very tired from the assholes who i called my co-workers, who kept calling me names for me being different from the crowd. When I got home, I dropped my stuff next to the door, and started heading towards the living room. I had just bought the newest season of Doctor Who, and I was planning to watch the first two episodes. I was lonely, I never liked being social. I had recently hoped to start a whole new life. But of course that was impossible. Or so I thought.

I was getting to sleep, when i felt something weird. It felt like the ground was shaking, but I heard nothing. Then I heard someone call my name. And then a void appeared next to my bed. I was freaked out. Soon, a voice I said "Hello, Max. Do you like playing chess?". The voice belonged to Discord, but I didn't know that.

"I think so" I soon answered.

"Good. How about you and I play a game?"

"I suppose we could." As soon as I said that, I was dragged into the void. I then saw a strange creature sitting opposite a table.

"Take a seat." The creature said.

"Ok."

"So, what shall the rules be?" The creature asked.

"What do you mean?" I asked quickly.

"What I meant was, what happens if I win, or if you win. "

"How about if I win, I get a big amount of money?"

The creature then looked a bit disappointed, but not suprised at all. "Typical speech from a Human. But now, if I win I shall make your life a chaos."

"What kind of chaos?" I asked, fearing that he would turn my life to hell.

"Nothing harmful, actually it would probably be quite pleasant for you. You will find out more when I win." He replied with a slight laugh.

"Someone's quite confident." I said.

"Well, I've had hundreds of years to practise. " He replied.

"Great... " I said under my breath.

"What was that? " He asked.

"N-Nothing. " I replied.

It felt like hours when I and the creature who called himself Discord had played, I lost ( The game relys eally only lasted 10 minutes). Discord was laughing hysterically at me and my shocked face. When he stopped, he started telling to me about the chaos. "First off, I will be sending you to a whole new world, where females outnumber males disturbingly. I will also make your body irresistible to any female. I shall also erase this our little game out of your memory, because the inhabitants would not like the fact that I send you there. The spell is also impossible to reverse, so that nopony can ruin the fun." I was really confused by the word "nopony" but I didn't really care.

"Ok, I think I understand the situation and without further addo, let us begin." I tried to say that boldly, but really I was more scared than a duck during hunting season.

"I hope you can take high drops" Discord chuckled.

"Wait wha-" I was interrupted by a bright light and the feeling of free falling. As the ground started coming closer and closer i prepared myself for impact. I can tell you, it hurt. A lot.

My vision was blurring as I heard the sound of hooves clapping on the ground. I was able to hear some sounds "...get Twilight.... Hurt.... Bleeding" and then I passed out.