Nona On Earth

I’d been tired after having been up all night with Nona in the Ponyville Municipal Dump and then, later, running around Downtown Boston earlier that day so I’d decided to take a nap.

I woke up around eight that night. Confused by the slight, musty basement smell. I’d forgotten where I was. I opened my eyes and looked around. It was just then that I remembered that I wasn’t in Equestria anymore, was actually back in my mother’s basement. My heart sank. I missed Equestria already!

I rubbed my eyes, dragged myself off my bed and headed for the stairs.

I sleepily stepped into the kitchen a moment later to see Nona and my mother talking happily at the table which was now strewn with Chinese take-out boxes.

“I hope you don’t mind”, smiled Nona, who was happily fumbling with a pair of chopsticks, “But I snuck some money out of your wallet and bought take-out”

I scowled. No, I didn’t like the idea of Nona doing that but what could I do? If I said anything it’d make me look like a total dick. (Wait... Didn’t I look like a total dick, already? At least to my ma? Oh, fuck me!)

I sat down at the table and began groggily looking through the take-out boxes until I found the broccoli chicken. Chinese places always threw in a box of broccoli chicken. It was as predictable as the sunrise. I grabbed a paper plate and dumped the contents of the box onto it, my ma and Nona eating and talking happily.

Watching Nona eat with chopsticks was definitely a short trip into the strange; she’d clumsily pick up a piece of food with them, hold it out in front of her mouth. That tongue would shoot out, grab it and down it’d go. Gulp! My ma didn’t even bat an eye! It never ceased to amaze me how quickly she got used to things. I picked up a fork and started eating.

“You haven’t been very nice to your mother”, frowned Nona at me, pausing between bites.

‘Aw, shit!’, I thought, ‘here it comes!’

Yeah, leave any female, even a changeling, alone with my ma for five minutes and she’d have her breathing down my neck in six!

“What’d she tell you?”, I grumbled as I took a bite, frowned, then, “Where’d you order this take out?”

“The Frisky Rainbow Double Happiness Panda Of Triple Joy down on Bussy Street”, my ma said, as she shoveled another fork full into her mouth.

“Ack! They’re awful, ma!”, I grumbled, again, “What? You couldn’t order something from Dragon Spirit Happy Pheasant Of  Double Bliss And Triple Happy Smiles? They’re way better!”

My ma rolled her eyes as she chewed, then, “They were closed!”

“You need to be nicer to your mother”, insisted Nona. I looked up at her for a moment then glared at my ma.

“Why you always gotta do this, ma?”, I said.

“Do what?”, asked my mother, honestly surprised.

“Turn every girlfriend I get against me?”, I grumbled. I was grumbling a lot. My mother stared at me looking like she honestly didn’t understand what I was saying.

Nona’s face darkened. She laid her chopsticks down, rose from her seat. Walking over to me she grabbed my arm, dragged a startled and grumbling (Oh, fuck me) me out of my chair and into the living room.

“What’s wrong with you?”, she asked

“What! I didn’t do nothin’!”, I said.

“You treat your mother like shit and I don’t like it!” Nona growled, “Your mother is a very nice human female! You need to show her more respect.”

I sighed, rolled my eyes, shook my head but didn’t say anything. Nona continued to glare angrily at me.

“Well?”, she asked.

“What?!”, I asked, getting frustrated.

“Pfft! Nevermind!”, she said as he turned and headed back into the kitchen, disgusted. I didn’t like that she was pissed at me. It bothered me. A lot!

A moment later I stepped back into the kitchen, sat down and, and started eating.

“So, did Nona tell you she stopped a mugger, today?”, I asked my ma, trying to be nicer. Yeah, Nona had a point.

“No! She didn’t!”, my ma said, looking at me surprised, then  smiling at Nona, “So what happened, dear?”

Nona blushed shyly but said nothing. A humble Changeling. Go figure.

“We’d just gotten off the bus, ma, and some woman was getting mugged. Nona used that tongue of hers to stop the mugger”, I said. My mother’s eyebrows shot up. She looked at Nona.

“Well, bless your heart! Good for you!”, ma said, reaching over and patting Nona’s arm.

I filled ma in on the details. She laughed loudly when I got to the part where the mugger’d shit himself and had left a trail of shit down the street as he ran off. It was just then that it occurred to me that maybe Nona had a future as a super hero?

After that Nona started telling my ma about how we’d met,  wisely leaving out the Changeling-rape parts. Yeah, my ma definitely wouldn’t have understood that.

My ma went through shock, then surprise, then smiles as Nona got to the part where I’d brought her into the house to feed her, then more laughter when Nona told her about turning into a dish and me having to pretending to wash her, with her ending up pissed off and soaking wet.

Wait... What?! Were we actually starting to have a good time, here? My head spun! Still, it was the first time this’d ever happened with me and my ma and I was beginning to like it!

“So did she tell you about her mother?”, asked my ma, “and did you ever meet her?”

“I know all about her mother, ma, and if I’d ever met her I wouldn’t be sitting here telling you about it.”

“Well, Nona’s mom was a bitch”, said my ma, “But, then, if I had ten thousand children to take care of I guess I’d be a bitch too. I mean, just taking care of you was enough!” Nona rolled her eyes and laughed.

...

It was after midnight by the time we were done eating and talking and having fun. Yes, having fun!

“Thank you”, said Nona, smiling and kissing my cheek after we were downstairs in my room.

“For what?”, I asked.

“For making an effort”, she said. Huh! Had I made an effort? I shrugged. Maybe I had.

“Are you going job hunting in the morning?”, came my ma’s voice from the kitchen.

“Yeah, ma!”, I shouted back.

“Go see that nice Mister Octane down at the gas station. He’s that nice bright yellow pony fellow that owns it. I think he needs someone to work nights”, she shouted.

“Okay, ma!”, I shouted back.

“You’re really lucky”, said Nona, as she stripped off her sun dress and put on one of my old bathrobes. I was already in mine.

“Why?”, I asked.

“Your mother’s nice. I wish I’d had a nice mother”, she frowned.

I shrugged but said nothing as I headed upstairs, Nona right behind me.

A moment later we were back in the kitchen. My ma was finishing cleaning up. She actually smiled when she saw us.

“Come talk to me a minute”, she said to me, Turning to Nona she excused us. Taking me by the arm she led me to a corner of the living room. She turned to face me.

“Nona’s a very nice girl and I want you to take very good care of her”, my ma said.

I shrugged.

“Hey! She’s good for you!”, said ma, “I don’t know what she told you when she dragged you here into the living room, earlier, but you were a lot nicer after that. I’d never seen you like that, before.”

Again, I shrugged but, now I was really thinking about what my ma was telling me. Was Nona really good for me? I was beginning to wonder! (Oh, fuck me!)

Just then my ma drew her face closer to mine, looked deeply into my eyes.

“She loves you”, she said.

“What?!”, I blurted, surprised, “How do you know that? I haven’t even known her a couple of days! How can she love me, already?”

“A woman knows these things”, she said, “besides I see the way she looks at you.”

I guess I’d been so wrapped up in myself having to leave Equestria that I hadn’t really thought about it.

“That’s a once-in-a-lifetime-girl”, my ma said, “You just don’t walk away from a girl like that.”

“She’s a Changeling, ma! She could wake up one of these days, totally change her mind about me and I’d end up on her lunch menu!”, I said.

My ma looked down, frowned, looked back at me.

“No you wouldn’t”, she said, then, “She loves you! She’ll stay with you for the rest of your lives if you want her to. Please don’t be stupid about this, okay?”

Just then I felt a hand on my arm, turned to see Nona smiling at me.

“Your mother is right. I do love you”, Nona said.

“We haven’t even known each other a week!”, I said, "How’s that even possible?”

She took my face in her hands, kissed me. Long. Passionately. Sweetly. Right there in front of my mother!

She pulled away to look at me. I was breathless! I stared at her, blinking, my jaw dropped.

“See?”, Nona said, “I love you.”

I closed my eyes, shook my head, trying to wrap my brain around this revelation. (Oh, fuck me!)

I looked at Nona, then looked at my ma, who was now standing with her arms crossed, smiling at us both. Just then she patted my arm.

“You’ll figure it out”, she said before walking off.

...

I stepped into the shower, turned on the water, adjusted it to perfection. A moment later Nona stepped in beside me, shut the aluminum and glass door.

She wrapped her arms around me, pulled me close to her.

“I have a surprise for you”, she cooed. I smiled back at her as I wrapped my arms around her back and pulled her too me.

As we stood in that now amazingly erotic hot water we began kissing again in that same hot, sweet, passionate way we had, downstairs. I felt myself grow hard.

A moment later, I felt Nona’s clit reaching out, touching, probing. Within a moment it had completely wrapped its coils around my cock, completely enveloping it. We began gasping and moaning hard as we pressed our bodies hard against each other.

Nona’s clit began undulating, throbbing, pulsing, massaging my cock rhythmically but didn’t try to pull me inside of her. I let myself go, felt my body fill with pleasure.

Within a minute Nona was groaning loudly, gasping hot breaths into my ear as she hugged me more and more tightly.

Experimenting, I began biting her neck, her cheek, her ears. She gasped loudly when I did that.

“More... More of that!”, she moaned, “Yes! Oh, yes!”

Within another moment I shouted as I blew a huge load all over the front of Nona but she was still gasping, straining to reach climax.

“Let me go for a minute”, I said. She opened her eyes, looked at me. a second later I felt her clit release me.

I squatted down in front of her. Her clit was searching, probing again. I held my finger out in front of it. Nona’s clit found it, began wrapping itself around it.

I popped my finger into my mouth and slid Mona’s clit off of it with my tongue, began licking and rolling my tongue over and around it.

Nona’s clit responded instantly as it gently wrapped itself around my tongue, began wriggling, undulating more and more quickly. Nona’s gasps and breathing became louder and deeper.

A moment later she was gasping breathlessly as she reached down and took my head in her hands, stroking my soaking wet hair.

I continued working my tongue on her clit inside my mouth and a moment later Nona screamed out. Her body spasmed violently once, twice, three, four times.

She relaxed, her clit slid limply out of my mouth and back into her body. I rose to my feet, took her into my arms, smiled at her.

“That... Was beautiful!”, she smiled sweetly, breathlessly, wrapping her arms around me, laying her head on my shoulder, “Nobody’s ever done anything like that to me, before.”

We just stood there in that shower, holding each other, letting the water run over us until it got cold.

...

The next morning Nona and I, dressed and ready to go, stepped into the kitchen to find my ma also fully dressed.

But my ma wasn’t wearing her typical frumpy house dress and apron. No, I was surprised to see her wearing a smart and stylish office jacket, blouse and skirt and low heeled pumps, her hair done up in a way that made her look like an executive. Her  hot pink horn rims were gone, replaced by gold rim half frames.

“Ah! I’m glad to see you’re up and ready to go”, she said, smiling and rising from her seat.

“Good morning, Mrs G!”, smiled Nona, leaning down to kiss my ma on the cheek. My ma held her face up toward Nona’s lips and smiled.

“You look wonderful today, Mrs G!”, smiled Nona, very pleased.

“You’re too sweet, dear”, smiled my ma, patting Nona on the arm.

“Wow! Ma! You look gorgeous!”, I smiled, leaning down and kissing her on the cheek, too.

“I’ve never seen you dress like that, before. What’s the special occasion?”, I asked

“You said you’re going to see Mister Octane today, right?”, she asked.

“Well, yeah, but I wasn’t expecting you to go with me!”, I said.

“Of course I’m going with you”, she said firmly, “It’ll make all the difference in the world with Mister Octane. He’s such a nice pony.”

I shrugged. What’d I have to lose?

We opened the front door and were surprised to see Twilight Sparkle standing there, her hand raised as if she were just going to knock.

“Oh, hi!”, she said, surprised when she saw us.

“I’m Twilight Sparkle” she smiled, holding a hand out to my ma, “You must be Mrs G, it’s a pleasure to meet you! May I come in, please?”

“Yeah, sure”, said my ma, taking Twi’s hand and smiling back at her.

A moment later we were all seated in the living room.

“Okay”, started Twilight, looking at Nona, first, then at me, “I’ve had time to think about it and... Well... I want you to come back to Equestria. I’ll give you your old room back.”

I stared at her for a moment, then, “What about Nona?”

Twilight looked down, bit her lip, thinking, “I don’t know about that.”

“You two don’t get along?”, my ma asked Twilight, leaning toward her.

“It’s not that”, said Twilight, looking at my mother, now, “She’s a Changeling. They’re bitter enemies of Equestria, Mrs G.”

“She’s a very nice girl!”, insisted my mother, “She really is!”

Just then I had an idea. (Oh, man! Fuck me! Really!)

“You’re the Princess of Friendship”, I said to twilight, “This could be a real feather in your cap!” She looked at me, curious.

“What do you mean?”, she asked.

“Hey! Like I Said, you’re the P.O.F., in Equestria. If you could make friends with a nice Changeling, it’d be a major coup for you!”

“You know, you’re right!”, she said thinking, a smile slowly spreading over her face, “Very well! Nona may return with us!”

“Thank you, your highness”, said Nona, demurely with a little bow.

“Wait! ‘Your highness’? What ‘your highness’?”, my ma blurted,  staring at me, surprised, “She’s a Princess?! I got royalty in my house and you didn’t tell me?”

She reached over and slapped my arm then rose to her feet and stepped over to Twilight. Reaching out she took Twilight’s hand and kissed it like she was kissing the pope’s ring!

“It’s a great honor, your Highness!”, said my ma with a curtsy, “Such a wonderful pleasure to have you in my humble home!”

Twilight blushed, smiled shyly.

“The honor’s mine, Mrs G”, she said, “Your son is quite a guy, I can see where he gets all his class from.”

My ma turned and stared at me, shocked, then back to Twilight.

“Uh... Thank you!”, ma smiled.

“Well, I suppose we should get going if we’re going to catch the next transport back to Equestria”, said Twilight, rising to her hooves.

“Hey, ma! Why don’t you go with us?”, I asked, excited and hoping she’d say yes.

“I don’t know... I’ve got so many things to do here...”, she said uncertainly.

“You’re more than welcome to come with us”, Smiled Twilight.

“Yeah! Come on! Come with us, Mrs G!”, said Nona, nodding enthusiastically, her eyes hopeful, “You’ll love it there!”

My ma reached out and patted Nona’s arm, smiled.

“Okay”, she said, “I’ve really got nothing to do here, anway”, she said.

We all cheered! My ma beamed.

“Give me a minute to go change”, ma said as she turned to go up the stairs.

“You’re welcome to go as you are”, smiled Twilight. My ma paused, thought a second.

“Yeah! Okay!”, she smiled, actually growing excited.

We all cheered again. My ma was beaming.

...

An hour later we were standing outside the transport terminal in Ponyville, my mother looking around in breathless awe, taking it all in.

“So, this is your horsie land?”, she asked.

“Ponyville, ma. Equestria”, I corrected gently with a smile. A moment later we were walking toward Ponyville Town Square.

Other ponies were looking at us. It must have been a shocking surprise to see Twilight walking with me, my mother and a friendly Changeling. Some of them openly stared but at least didn’t run away in terror at the sight of Nona.

Just then a beautiful, white mare with rippling and flowing pastel rainbow hair and wearing a gold crown approached us.

“Well! If it isn’t my number one student!”, said Celestia as she approached us, smiling. My mother stared.

“Good morning, Celestia!”, smiled Twilight then turned toward us.

“You know G, of course”, Twilight said, nodding toward me, “And this is his mother, Mrs G”. She nodded to my ma.

“Your highness!”, smiled my ma with a curtsey.

“A pleasure to meet you, Mrs G. We’ve heard so much about you!”, said Celestia. My ma looked at me, surprised.

“I might have said a few things”, I shrugged, smiling. My ma blushed, smiled.

“And this is Nona”, said Twilight. Celestia couldn’t resist staring for a moment.

“You’re a Changeling”, said Celestia, her expression unreadable.

“Yes, your Highness”, said Nona, curtseying respectfully to Celestia. Celestia smiled, pleased, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Celestia turned to Twilight.

“Well, isn’t this something!”, Celestia smiled, “You’ve reached a whole new level of friendship, my dear! Kudos!”

Twilight beamed, turned and smiled brightly at me. Her expression saying, ‘Yes! You called this one right!’

“Please excuse me but I have duties to perform”, said Celestia with a regal nod of the head. “It’s a pleasure meeting you, Mrs G, and you too, Nona. Again, kudos, Twilight! I look forward to reading your next report!”

We all stood smiling brightly as she turned and walked away.

Just then several curious ponies approached us, began greeting us. We introduced ourselves, chatted pleasantly for a while before we headed off.

“So, is everyone here always this friendly and nice?”, my ma asked as we walked toward Twilight’s house.

“Yeah, ma, they really are! And all the time, too!”

My mother smiled, impressed.

“I think I’m going to like this visit. Yeah, I think I’m going to like this visit a lot!”, ma beamed as she walked close to me and took my arm. For the first time she was a proud mother.

“You never told me you knew princesses!”, she said to me as we stepped into Golden Oaks, “You should have told me! I would have come here sooner!”

I chuckled.

We stepped inside and, closed the door behind us.

“What a beautiful home you have, Twilight!”, said my ma very impressed.

“Thank you, Mrs G”, said Twilight, very pleased.

“Yeah”, said my ma, “I think I’m definitely going to like this visit.”