crystals collection of colorful crazy words and phrases

Hello there, and welcome. This, is my grand collection of crazy words and phrases from far and wide. In this story, will be things that will make you chuckle, cringe, guffaw, snicker, giggle, snort, burp, fart, burfart, snart, and curse. Now, this I hope to not do alone. I hope that you can help collect some of the funniest stuff ever! It doesn't matter where or what, if its crazy, please feel free to submit it in the comments!

And lastly, if I offend someone by collecting a phrase from their story, tell me and I will give credit to you, or delete it. Now that that's all cleared up.

IT BAEGINSSSSSSS!!!!!