crystals collection of colorful crazy words and phrases

Chaphter !:

“Did you finish the chapter?”

sweetardis

moroselay

swaytay ball

Mother of me

chocolate cheezburgerz

Maretroid (c) Neightendo

Spikezilla Vs. Black snooty

leave him tied up on Rarity’s doorstep with a bow. And a label saying ‘new model’.

A dot of purple light appeared on the ground next to him. Discord materialized a microscope, turned it upside down, and examined it minutely at a distance of eight feet.

“Firing orbital friendship cannon.”

Discord slapped his forehead, producing a fish. “Oh, bodkins."

"Magic power, go!”

burf

Infernal Blaze broke off, sniffed, and started screaming. “Oh me I AM on fire! Help!”

Discord ground his teeth into flour, then blew flame on the flour to make some bread, pulled it into a baguette and ate it. “That is very annoying.”

‘Discord gets stoned’

experiencing botherations?

yeu are a wizird twilight

talk about eye candy!

f.a.t. mobile

nuka cola code: HFRHMPN4M4H6RV, good for 1-3 points!

you can call me awesome

“And this is for basing your strategy on inadequate research!”

Note to self, make sure this unicorn never meets Hermione.

"Oh dear sweet mother of Celestia!”

"Owie.”

pi * P.T.A.t. = 3.141592653589793238462643383279

twilight is best grammar Nazi.

*fzzzzzzt!* "-t night. It's not, *dun,dun* Cree-" *fzzt!* "-htt. Phttphtttttpht-" *Fzzzt!* "-s this where you wanna b-" *Fzzzzzt* "-ooorrppp, vwooor-" *plewp*