Derek and Laramie both awoke to the sounds of crying. Ashen Hoof was resting a hoof on Iced Sky's withers, obviously trying to comfort the broken mare.

Derek and Laramie looked at each other solemnly, before stepping towards the two ponies.

"eyo bitch want to fucking fight" Laramie yelled obnoxiously.

"W-what?" Iced Sky asked, bewildered and looking up at Laramie through her tears.

Ashen stepped in front of her friend.

"What's wrong with you?! Can't you see that she's hurting?!" she screeched. She was in complete awe. How could her friends be acting so strange all of a sudden?

Derek left the situation for a moment to look outside. Princess Luna was nowhere to be seen. And while this wasn't his fault, the chances of her being scooped up by a roc or manticore were definitely there, so he decided to be the man of the house once again and look for the prissy annoying piece of shit princess whom he wishes would just die.

Back inside the abomination that barely qualified as a tent, Laramie was shouting and beating Ashen Hoof upside her stupid cunt head with his own two hooves.

"THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY. YOU THINK I LIKE THIS YOU SLUT?!" Laramie was screaming, his hooves stained with Ashen Hoof's blood and tears.

Iced Sky was screaming. Screaming and crying.

Further in the forest, Derek was slowly walking, looking for signs of Princess Luna. It didn't take him long to find her hanging from a tree branch by her forelegs. Her face was blank and her eyes were slightly off to the sides. It made Derek wonder just what kind of ruler she was. Perhaps Celestia had to struggle each day with the prospect of just ending her complete failure of a sister.

"Luna."

Luna blinked.

"Luna."

Luna blinked.

"Luna."

Luna blinked.

Derek took a careful step towards the princess and undid her hooves from the branch, letting her fall the two feet to the ground.

She flopped onto the dirt, limp but obviously alive.

It was definitely one of those days.

Author's Note

u want more huh say hi to the folks in jersey for me