Laramie, Ashen Hoof, Derek, Iced Sky and Princess Luna are all great friends. In their spare time, they hunt for magical items.

One cloudy morning, however, they awake in their little village (And Luna wherever the fuck she sleeps) to complete silence, rather than the familiar chirping of birds or the rustling of wind through the leaves. Outside is a demon, and he has a job for the group. If they fail, they will all catch advanced cutie pox. Except Derek, who'll probably just get syphilis or something.