Jaaa looked at the small group of mortals before him. They stared back up at him, curiosity and fear in their eyes.

"Go find the Doorway to The Unholy Dungeon. All of you. Then return with the Slightly more holy, but still pretty Unholy Amulet." Jaaa finally commanded.

Princess Luna narrowed her eyes.

"And what makes thou think that we-"

"Why should we?" Iced Sky piped up.

Jaaa gave a bellowing laugh. "If you do not, I will infect you with the Cutie Pox."

The ponies gasped.

"Advanced Cutie Pox."

The ponies gasped, slightly louder this time.

Derek simply shrugged.

Jaaa looked down at him curiously. "And I shall give you syphilis, monkey," he stated.

And so the group departed from Ponyville, their hopes quite low. Even Princess Luna had no idea where to find the Doorway. They only had a simple clue that Jaaa had given them. That clue was, 'The Gryphons may or may not be able to help you.'

Fun fun all around, it would seem.

Author's Note

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