Grand Theft Auto: The Equestrian Heists
When a gang of bank robbers get thrown into Equestria, they decide that sticking up joints is more magical than friendship will ever be.
"I'm reaching for Jesus and not my penis, Princess!"Criminals are supposed to be scary, not autistic. Yet, this gang of thugs are some of the best. They rob banks while telling dead baby jokes. They break into military bases just to shit on the runway. They take on the cops just to let them know it's a prank, bro.
They are truly mad… But mostly just edgy…
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