The Android of Equestria

'It's so booooooooring being stuck as a stone statue in a boring garden.' I thought since I couldn't really speak in my stone prison.

'Oh quit complaining, I'm stuck in here to you know.' that other voice was from Cell, the same Cell from Dragonball Z.

'That's because you put my conscious into a deep sleep, and took control of our body to absorb the innocent ponies of this world!' I thought back at him with venom in my tone. Suddenly we heard voices outside our stone prison before Cell could say anything I scream in my head 'Shut up Cell! Someones coming this way!'

Sure enough it was Discord giving three young fillies a tour to my stone prison. "Come on you little fillies. I want to show you something." the three fillies looked at me with general disgust, and one of them looked like she wanted to gag at the sight of my appearance. Then one of them spoke. she was an orange filly with a purple mane. She was also a pegasus in case anyone was wondering. Though I wasn't surprised at what she said, mostly because I got this reaction a lot from just about everyone who ever looked upon me in my stone imprisonment safe for a few exceptions.

"Who and What the Hay is that?! It looks like an ugly bug thing!" She said with disgust quite noticeable in her voice.

"Yeah Discord I'm with Scootaloo on this one, I mean that thing is pretty ugly." agreeing with the one now dubbed Scootaloo. This one was a yellow color filly with red hair, and a bow. However unlike the last one that spoke this one was a regular earth pony and had a southern accent which I found to be a bit cute even though she's basically agreeing with Scootaloo saying I'm an ugly thing which is starting to irritate me just a little. Finally the one who I had mentioned wanted to throw up at my appearance finally spoke after swallowing her lunch back. She was a white unicorn with two colors pink and purple curly mane, and what she said really got my blood boiling.

"Discord, please tell us that there is a reason why you brought us to see a hideous statue like that. Hey Apple Bloom I think calling it ugly was a bit of an understatment." OK I could deal with some things however that was the last straw, but unfortunately I remembered that I was still in my stone cell otherwise I would have chucked them to the moon myself instead of waiting for the Elements of Harmony to do so, or perhaps just blast them to oblivion. Though I knew she was only saying this because she didn't know I could hear her, but thanks to Discord however I didn't have to tell her myself once I got out of this prison of a statue.

"Oh come on Sweetie Belle don't be like, because I brought you guys here because I wanted to show you this statue of Cell!" After that they looked at each other in confusion then looked up at Discord and me.

"Discord, what's so special about this feller?" asked the one called Apple Bloom utterly curious as to why I'm so special as for Discord to show them my stone statue. Then came a barrage of nods from the others agreeing with what Apple Bloom had asked Discord. He in turn answered the little filly's question.

" What's special about Cell is that he fought against Princess Celestia and Luna countless times and illuted capture numerous times, and the only reason Celestia and Luna captured him was by using Cell's pride for battle against him, turning Cell to stone." Discord said to the three now awestruck fillies.

"Wow, this thing did all that." said the the still awestruck fillies admiration.

I mentally forgave the fillies for there unjust insults and wanted to bow for them saying "No need for your compliments." or something like that. Until Discord said to the three fillies "Time we get a move on back to Ponyville." so he, and the three fillies went back to Ponyville leaving me all alone.

'Are you done telling me to shut up or do I need to shut you up permanently.' Cell thought/said to me with anger clearly in his tone. OK all alone except for him continueing to give me a huge headache since we first got imprisoned in our stone statue of a cage.

                                                                                   3 weeks later

After weeks of nothing to do, I'm dying to get out of this stone prison from hell. Then I heard the sounds of my freedom as Tirek was having a battle with Twilight Sparkle for all of the alicorn magic she now possessed, but the battle stopped once I sensed that Tirek had traded her friends for the combined alicorn magic. The trick worked and Tirek got what he wanted. However it was too late because I was now using the energy given off from the battle to attempt to get out. Nothing happened for a few moments, but then a loud *CRACK* came and another. Soon the stone was falling off by the chunks, and I was finally free at last after so long.

My celebration was short lived however when my "headmate" Cell decided to speak to me through thought 'If your quite done with your celebration we have a red and black colored centaur rip off to deal with.' I only nodded at his statement since our hate for Tirek is something we can both agree on without question. So I flew off to go kill our least favorite centaur.

Twilight's P.O.V.

I can't believe that Tirek used my friends to get what he wanted, but I didn't have a choice because it was either my magic or my friends. "YES!!!! NOW ALL OF THE MAGIC IN EQUESTRIA IS MINE TO CONTROL!!!!!!" Tirek roared and was about to crush us all under his hoof until we saw something off in the distance heading right for Tirek.

"Wow, whatever that thing is it's fast!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed which I have to agree that this thing was fast, even faster than Rainbow which is something I'm sure she wouldn't like, and before we knew it the flying creature had stopped to face Tirek. We all got a good look at the creature to see it was a bipedal bug creature with wings, a tail with a sort of stinger on it, and his coloration is green with black spots over it. However the most disturbing part of him was his eyes. They were like a Snake's eyes which were cold and calculating.

Then Discord spoke up, but when he did it was layered with fear "Nnno... It can't be him! He's still supposed to be a stone statue!" I didn't know who this was, but if Discord was afraid of him, then what does that mean for all of Equestria?!