Get F**king Wrecked Tirek

Nathan's aka Cell's P.O.V.

It wasn't really hard to spot Tirek, especially since he's practically the size of a mountain. Even if he wasn't I could easily sense his energy. I have to admit he did get a bit stronger since the last time I saw him though he knows nothing about me. How could I have seen him, well technically I didn't, you see back then, while (DBZ) Cell was in control of our body, he had sensed two powerful beings, at least by this worlds standards any way. When Cell teleported toward the signal he saw a gargoyle and a centaur stealing magic from some other creatures he didn't recognize at the time so he left the two creatures to their own devices with respect, and a bit of hatred for ripping off his style not even bothering to finish them off. However while he left with a respect and hatred for the creatures he later discovered to be known as Tirek and Scorpan I was enraged over what they did. You see I discovered that Cell and I share each others memories so when I first discovered this I reached to see all of his memories and I just happened to find this memory.

Whether or not Cell allowed me to see that memory I'll never know since I can only hear his speech in my head not his actual thoughts, though he could hear my thoughts crystal clear. So I flew off, when I actually got to Tirek in about 10 seconds flat he had already claimed his victory which was pretty stupid considering that he didn't even destroy the 6 ponies who were bearers of the same elements that turns me and Cell to stone and Discord. So I hovered in front of Tirek's face giving him an ominous feeling of danger right in front of him. I heard some chater down were those 6 and Discord were. Then Tirek started to laugh for no apparent reason until he spoke.

"What matter of creature are you! Some sort of bug come to be one of my jesters." Tirek said still laughing. Natural that pissed me off. The fight if you can call it that was basically me wrecking Tirek. It was basically Goku's fight against Nappa with me having to humiliate Tirek almost like how Frieza humiliated Vegeta of course that's just the short version, the long version would be me breaking Tirek's spine, ribs, and left arm. Then I grabbed him by his horns threw him up into the air, and then start to bitch slap repeatedly with my right hand all with a grin on my face. While he was screaming and begging for the mercy that he wouldn't receive.

I then punched him to the ground, though he couldn't move he was still conscious. I then descended to the ground looking at an awe struck audience that consisted of Discord and 6 mares. Finally one of them decided to speak up. She was a purple Alicorn with an even Darker shade of purple with a pink streak that was on her mane. Now that I think about I remembered she was Celestia student or something, though I couldn't recall her name or any of her friend's names for that matter.

"Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle one of the princesses of Equestria and these are my friends Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack. So are you friendly?" I looked at her then at Tirek and then looked back at her with a sinister grin on my face. Discord had a look of pure terror and fear on his face. Since I was very hungry I decided to kill two birds with one stone.

" Let's answer your question with another question." I said with my creepy voice

"What would that question b..." Before she had time to finish her question I yelled

"WANNA TO SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!" And stabbed Tirek in the back and started to slowly drink Tirek everything that was in his being except for the magic because I had no use for it since I already have ki while he let out a pain racked scream. After half an hour of most of them puking their guts while I was drinking Tirek. I was finally done and all that was left of Tirek was all the magic he stole. I looked at them and the horror on their faces. Twilight spoke trying with all her might not to throw up again

"Wwwwhy wwwwould yyyyyou dddo sssssomething llllike tttttthat ttto aaanypppony?" She said with fear, disgust, and just all around shock at the fact I drank Tirek. So I answered with a sort of excitement in my voice.

"Well three reasons 1: I have been in a stone statue for about a thousand years and I'm extremely hungry. 2: He was an asshole that deserved to die. And 3: I get stronger every time I absorb someone. Anyway there's all the magic Tirek stole."

She came over to the magical orb to poke it, only to have it shoot up into the sky, and explode sending all the magic Tirek stole to return to its original owners. Then she looked at about to ask another question before I shouted

"SOLAR FLARE!" blinding any one in view to go tempereraly blind so I used Instant Transmission to go to my cave located in the Everfree Forest.

Twilight's P.O.V.

After the flash that temperaraly blinded us we all looked at Discord for answers I spoke

"What is that thing Discord and what do you know about it?" He looked at us and spoke in a serious tone I never heard him use before.

"That was the android know as Cell." That made my spine shiver at the sound of that thing's name, though I don't know why.