The Android of Equestria

(Nathan's) Cell's P.O.V.

"Wait! So you're saying that not only do I have to fight every villain and hero Goku and the other Z fighters have faced and met ever, but their all stronger then when the Z fighters actually fought them?! Not only that, but I have to face a more powerful evil version of the Z fighters!!" I yelled because that sucks complete donkey dick.

"Yes. You will face these more powerful threats." Kibito Kai calmly replied in my head. I swear if Kibito Kai decided to play a joke on me where he's another DBZ character trapped in my head, I would both loose my sanity and I'd feel bad for TFS Piccolo.

"What's so important about saving this world from its destruction?! 'Cause as far as I care this world can go fuck itself in the CORNER!!!!" I shot at him. 'Cause why am I the one who's supposed to defend this world after the whole stone incident. Even if I don't get my memories back from him I can still live with out them.

"Because it's not just you and this planet that's endangered, but the entire fate of this UNIVERSE lies upon your shoulders!" Kibito Kai screamed in my ear. Honestly what's the worst that can happen? I mean seriously if this universe has Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and the others then shouldn't the "UNIVERSE" be safe?

"Can't you just let Goku, Vegeta, and the others handle it?" I complained.

"No they can't, because the void is making more powerful copies of everyone, meant to fight you! That includes Bojack, Broly, Cooler, King Cold, Hatchiyack, Janemba, Majin Buu, Beerus, Golden Frieza! Do you see where I'm getting at you fool?!" Kibito Kai shouted.

"Oh my shit." I said, dumbfounded at what he said. "Alright fine just give me back a few memories, and then I'll do it." I grudgingly said.

"Very well. However I must warn you that by doing this you will forget all the memories you had of your human life before our call, and they can not be restored until the rest of your memories have returned." He spoke.

"Alright let's get this over with." I sighed. He started the process and let me tell you it's really weird, you know how you see something and in hour later you try to recall the memory, well picture that in reverse. Soon enough I lost all memories pertaining to my human life, though I still know how to speak, but anything else was wiped clean. Memories returning via Kibito Kai is how would you say... FUCKING PAINFUL. It feels like a headache given steroids and constantly punching my brain. I slowly started to remember all the songs I ever listened to and the name of my high school, I also recalled my failed attempts at driving though I can't remember the man or woman who taught me or what I looked like. "Dude! What the heck man! That hurt like fucking hell!

"Sorry about that," he said with an apologetic tone "I haven't done that in a long time and I'm afraid I'm out of practice, but onto more pressing matters." He said.

"I'm listening." I said

"Your first opponents shall appear tomorrow in the afternoon, so I'd take that time to train in your new ship's gravity room to I were you, oh and by the way be sure to make your token for other displaced." He said and I could've sworn their was a smug tone in his voice.

"Alright then, wait are they around the world," I asked "By the way don't you have an ancestor who needs you to suck his wrinkly dick or is it just me?!" I asked in a mocking tone. He mentally hung up on me, probably pissed at mocking him. Well at least he gave me the Ship's capsule before he left.

"Oh well, time to train!" I said as I clicked the button on the capsule, threw it outside and, boom their the beauty was to meet its beast."Alright, let's get to work though I wonder what I should do, wait didn't Kibito mention something about making a token?" I asked though a certain asshole decided to answer that.

'"Yes, I do recall him saying something about 'displaced' and 'token' about a minute ago, though I don't know what the hell he's talking about."' Cell replied.

"Well I don't know about you but I'm going to make my token... A small, greenish yellow, square plate, with my face on it.

"'Don't you think that's a bit narcissistic?'" Cell asked.

"I don't care, besides I can do whatever I want." I said.

'"Why..."' He was saying before I cut him off.

"Fuck you, that's why." I said.

'"Just go train or something, for fucks sake!'" He yelled, I swear pissing him off is the brightest part of my day,

"Well better start my training in the gravity room." I said to myself as I walked in a started to press random buttons until I finally found the controls for the gravity and decided to set it to 100x earth's gravity.

*Not so long ago, in a galaxy not too far away*

"Hey Vegeta, can we go to the equine planet?" A certain annoying saiyan asked as they were flying in pods in the deep reaches of space.

"Nappa if it will shut you up for five minutes, then fine!" Vegeta yelled.

"Don't I get a say in the matter?!" A saiyan that nobody cares about yelled.

"No one cares about what you say Raditz!" Vegeta yelled.

"Hey Vegeta, are we there yet?" Nappa asked.

"No." Vegeta and Raditz said getting extremely annoyed.

"Are we there yet?" Nappa repeated.

"No!" They repeated.

"Are we there yet?" Nappa repeated again

"No!" They repeated their anger evident in their tone.

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

....

"Are we there y..."

"NO!!!!!"

*Meanwhile, back in Canterlot*

"So, you're saying that Cell had devoured all these ponies, is changed?" Rainbow asked.

"Well I'm not saying that he's a good guy, but I have to take into account of his new actions." Discord replied.

"Well it doesn't matter," Celestia said with a stern tone "we have to ready the guards for this new threat, Discord, Twilight, and the rest, this has to be the most dangerous thing I will ever ask of you, but can I trust you to defeat Cell?"

"You can count on me prin... I mean Celestia." Twilight said.

"Thank you," she said. 'Cell I will never forgive you for what you have done' Celestia thought.