The Android of Equestria

(Nathan's) Cell's P.O.V.

"Alright since a thousand years have passed I might as well get a map and look for a sign to tell me where I am." I said mostly to myself though it was still loud enough for someone to hear. The reason I'm not at my cave was because Cell made the suggestion that we should know were we are in order to understand our situation due to the fact that a lot of things can change in a thousand years or so.

"'And where are we supposed to get a map?'" Cell said in my head. Even though he's annoying he did have a point there. Then as if he spoke of the Devil a map flew right in my face.

"Does this answer you question?" I said with pride in my tone and a shit-eating grin, when he didn't answer I just started walking to the nearest sign that was pointed out on the map. I walked for about a few miles until I came to a sign. "Alright, so South City is to the north, North City is to the west, and East City is... also to the north. WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?" I shouted as I was looking at the map and at the sign clearly confused about where the fuck am I it was then that Cell decided to speak up.

"'Why didn't you call the cities by their real name?"' Cell asked.

"Dude, I'm tired of these GODDAMN HORSE PUNS," I yelled "I'm mean seriously, its like their trying to make everything and I mean EVERYTHING horse pun, so smart ass how would you explain why this goddamn sign is here." I said sarcasm practically oozing from my tone though, I'm not sure if he caught it.

"'Maybe some teenagers made the sign to fool travelers.'" He said this in a matter-of-fact tone, and I could have sworn he was smiling inside my head which I don't know how.

"Well hope they have a replacement for this piece of shit." I spoke as I used a ki blast to sentence the dumb sign to oblivion. So after that episode I decided to go back to my cave only to discover that a dragon made my cave it's personal treasure hideout. At first I asked politely if it could get out of my cave. When he violently refused I used a ki blast to blow off his head, and kept the the treasure which wasn't much just a just small chest full of jewels. My guess is that, that was all he got after taking some gems off his previous hideout because this dragon is one huge bitch, kinda like Celestia."Well at least I've got some food when Tirek is done being digested."

"'You know we could have said that we were friendly because if we did we would have at least gotten a soft mattress and food." Cell spoke.

"On please who needs soft mattresses? I'm sure rocks are just a soft to sleep on." After I spoke I sat down on the ground and laid my back upon the wall. "I've made a terrible mistake."

-3rd P.O.V.

Celestia couldn't believe Twilight and her friends had successfully defeated Tirek. She had been blind not to see that they could do it. However despite this, Twilight sent a message saying that she and her friends wanted to talk to her about something that concerns them so Celestia, Luna, and Cadence had to look serious about their worries no matter how small the problem is. The doors opened to reveal Celestia's student and her friends as well as Discord. When Twilight approaches to speak to Celestia, Celestia greeted "Twilight, you and your friends have defeated Tirek, and have restored both the harmony and magic to Equestria." However her sight was not greeted with the faces of happiness and triumph, but the faces of disgust and horror.

"What is the matter Twilight? Is something wrong?" Celestia spoke with clear concern as to what was troubling them. Just then Twilight spoke with clear fear in her voice as she was recalling the memories of that creature.

"Princ- I mean Celestia. We weren't responsible for the defeat Tirek nor are we the ones to restore the harmony and magic back to Equestria." Twilight said. Luna was quite confused by the statement Twilight had made to her sister, and so she voiced her confusion.

"What do you mean Twilight Sparkle." Luna said.

"A creature called Cell, defeated and " drank" Tirek. While Discord told us that he was an 'android', however he doesn't know what an android is, neither do I, so I was wondering if you knew anything about this Cell." Twilight told them. Celestia and Luna's eyes widened in fear at the name of that monster's name. However they quickly recovered themselves and Celestia spoke with a calm tone, but it held much venom and hatred towards the monster who devoured so many of her little ponies, all for the sake of power.

"That monster known as Cell. Devoured many ponies for the sake of becoming more powerful, all because he wanted to become this 'perfect' being." Celestia said having a made a place of complete and utter hatred in her heart for a monster like him, a place that's only for him after what he's done.

"Pfft, I could take home! I bet I could take him with one arm no problem!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, but she was met with a serious gaze from Celestia and Luna.

"No Rainbow Dash! This monster will kill you in an instant, if he's feels like it." Luna shouted, making Rainbow's arrogance take a dive down a cliff. It was then that Twilight spoke up about a thought that plagued her mind.

"Celestia, if all Cell wanted was power than why didn't he devour us?" Twilight said. At this Celestia and Luna were confused by the question, all the while Cadence was watching to see how things played out. Celestia had no idea how to answer that question. While Luna looking for some way to answer Twilight's question said the first thing that came to mind.

"Maybe it's some sort of sinister plot, to take revenge, and to tell us that he is in fact free from his stone prison." In thought it sounded pretty smart, but when she said it out loud it sounded way too unbelievable. Discord then decided to chip into the conversation.

"Cell seems different to me, like he's more unpredictable and less logical, I can't explain it but he just seems different." Discord, of all people pointed out. That caught everyone's attention as he started to explain his thoughts on Cell's new actions and personality.

...Meanwhile...

"I'm so booored~." I said while Cell was saying nothing."I mean what am I going to do? It's not like their's anyone to fight that can give me a good challenge." I must be the Devil's friend because as soon as I uttered those words I heard another voice.

"Hello is anyone there?" OK is it me or does he sound a lot like Kibito Kai.

"Yeah your calling to me, so who're you and what do you want." I said with irritation in my voice, 'cause it's bad enough that I have another being in my head, I'd hate to have another one 'cause at that point I'd go insane.

"My name is Kibito Kai-" Oh I fucking called it. "As for what I want, is to make a deal with you." Kibito said.

"Go on." I said mildly interested in what he wants.

"This world isn't ready for the dimensional threat that's coming. I want you to be this worlds protector, and to protect all it's inhabitants." Kibito said.

"Sur-, wait everyone on this planet, including CELESTIA AND LUNA!" I yelled.

"Including Celestia and Luna." Kibito confirmed.

"Fat chance! And what can you offer me?!" I yelled.

"In exchange for protecting the planet. I will restore a fraction of your memory for evey threat you face." Kibito said. That got my attention completely. To have my memory back, that would make me complete to know my history."And I will give a capsule that contains a copy of Vegeta's spaceship with the gravity room." Kibito added.

"DEAL!!!"