my worse half season 1
Cheaters make good friends
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAnd all I*hic* did was come home a little late aww boo hoo, said snake drunk as could be. Um dude could you just play your turn, said the pony across the table in a bit of an annoyed tone. Hey phoenix where did you get this pony. I didn’t he just came and joined, said phoenix trying to whisper, but don’t worry he obviously drunk its free money. Oh yeah said snake in his "your all about to be broke" voice he said as he laid down an ace and a king. NOT TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER THOSE WERE PLAYING BLACKJACK, HAHAHAHA. What, they all said. No way you’ve got to be cheating said phoenix, as he swung a left hook and hit him knocking snake of his chair. Everyone stopped, the room was silent. HEY NUMB NUTS I'M DRUNK, YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA FEEL ANYTHING. For the next five minutes it was back and forth bucking and tackling finally the some guards came and put snake and phoenix into custody.as the two sat in the cell there was a long silence and then phoenix asked, so uh what kind of music do you like? What, said snake in a confused tone. I’m just trying to make conversation, said phoenix. There was another long period of silence until snake said, dubstep by dj pon3 aw no way me to, said phoenix. Really, aw yeah my man. And after a few more comparisons the guard came and said, you both get one call. Yep, said snake and I know who I’m calling.
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