my worse half season 1

Yep and that’s the story of how I got in jail, now since the bedtime story is over do you need a cup of warm milk and an extra blanket, snake eyes said in a very sarcastic voice, or are you going to bail me out? You know I really shouldn't with the way you've been treating me, blast quake said angrily. But you are, snake said in confidence, oh yeah and could you please bring a blanket. Thanks. Ok. Bye. *beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*. Wait, said blast in disbelief, did he just hang up on me? Bonbon I’m going to town. Hey somebody’s got company, said one of the guards. So who are you here to bail out asked the guard? This derp over here, blast said. Hey, a prisoner from one cell down said, I AM A SOCCER MOM AND THAT STATEMENT IS OFFENSIVE. IM SUEING THE WRITER OF THIS OC SERIES BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Oh my Luna said snake, quick guards you’ve got weapons electrocute her, mace her, smack her with a baton, I don’t care just make her shut up! After a long dispute the ponies headed back to the house. And as they walked through the door they both sighed, home. Wait you're happy your back? Asked blast, I thought you hated it here. No I don’t hate it here, said snake in a very sincere voice. Then how come your never home? Blast quake asked. Um because I want to show you I don’t need you...to show that I can be independent like you, said snake. Snake bro you don’t have to do that, I mean it would be great if you showed it in a different way, but I’ll still respect you. There was a long silence and then snake said thanks. So, blast said should we hug. Um no thanks that’s kind of weird, said snake. How about a brohoof? Ok, said blast. Just as they did there was a knock at the door. Who could that be, asked blast.