my worse half season 1

Blast walked over to the door and the last pony he'd expect to be there was razor! Blast said in surprise. Sweet celestia is it really you, blast asked. Yep, said razor. But there's no reason to call each other by code name, please call me peace’s illusion or just peace. Snake, get in here check it out. Who's at the door, I swear to Luna if it’s another salespony, snake said in a warning tone. Snake this is peace, peace this is snake. There was a long pause. So, snake said, is he a salespony. What? No it’s my best friend from the war, blast said with a chuckle. Oh, said snake, no offense but he kind of creeps me out snake whispered. Shut up and be polite said blast. So peace how did you find me, asked blast? Oh I got the military to track you down. Can I be creeped out now, asked snake. Yes, blast said in defeat. Oh yeah sorry if that creeps you out, peace said. That’s ok, so what brings you into town, asked blast. Yeah the thing is the military messed up my check and I won’t be getting it for a while so I was hoping you'd let me crash here for a while. Well sure said blast, make yourself at home. The next morning everyone was sitting around the table, all was ok until peace came from the bath room and said, hey you guys didn't tell me you had a third pony living with you. There was an extremely long silence. We don’t have a third pony living with us, said blast. Well then who's...in the...shower. All three rushed to the bathroom and opened the shower curtains. Hey! The pony inside yelled, hey there’s this new hip thing everyone is doing nowadays it’s called knocking. Who in Tartarus are you, Yelled blast? I’m the pony who went to jail with your friend there, sup snake the pony said. And, said blast. What, said phoenix. And why are you in my house? yelled blast. Oh yeah snake said if I needed a place to stay I could crash here. Fine, said blast but you’re paying rent. Ok I'm down with that. Oh yeah you’re going to need more shampoo.