Mary Sue, Gary Stu… With amazing superpowers they're absolutely perfect in every way, racing around the countryside rescuing everypony who normally doesn't need rescuing. This is NOT a trollfic. It's extreme absurdist comedy, like Monty Python on steroids, PCP and psych meds!
For anyone who would like to hear a Youtube reading of this story you can find that here:
https://youtu.be/P13fDBtqCoo
(Note: To skip my comments and get straight to the reading skip ahead to 0:52)