What the fuck is a my little pony

Today was a shit every pony hates twilight for liviving in a crystal castle. So like what a normal trollestia would do, is make twilight have a itch in her pants until she gets to the highest level of embarrassment. "So" twilight said angrily. "I have to embarrass myself to get this itch out of my life"

"Yes" replied celestia. "All you have to do is 10 simple tasks of embarrassment"

Curiously wanting to know what those were twilight asked only to blush, cry and question life. "You have to release  your darkest secrets to the public, make out with flutter shy and find out that we're all fictional characters in a show for little girls and watched mostly by sixteen and over males" celestia said "actually I'll give you a list.and tick off finding out that fictional characters one"

Twilight was now screaming the words "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" and then stormed off to sugar cube corner to do task number 2, witch was to ask for a ass cake.

*****

At sugarcube corner twilight had a plan, and that plan is that when Mrs cake calls the cops she'll knock her out and run away. Twilight trotted to the counter, gulped and said "c-can I um have a um ass cake?"

Mrs cake just looked at her like she was a ghost. "What--get the fuck out of my cafè" said Mrs cake.

*****

"God that was embarrassing" sighed twilight. "And I had to record it as well"

It was 3:30 PM and twilight is heading to the castle, walking by ponies that muttered stuff like "is that the ass cake pony" and "man twilight sucks" and all that was only the beginning her parts still itching, and  trying to resist scratching it. Twilight didn't want to fly, since she didn't like it. She reached the castle, but before entering she looked at the list of embarrassment. "Ok what's nex-" started twilight."i have to make out with fluttershy. I forgot"

In side the castle was shit nobody cared about, and rainbow dash. "Hey twilight what's up" said pinkie. "And why do you look like you insides are gonna blow up"

Twilight looked at fluttershy, flutter shy looked at rainbow dash, rainbow dash looked at rarity sexily, rarity looked at pinkie, pinkie looked back to twilight. "Well" twilight stared "celestia said I have to embarrass myself for taking this princess thing like a a way to get money off little girls"

Everything was silent, then..."well it's a bout time you son of a bit-" Applejack stopped. "I mean you sluuuu. I wish I could lie"

"Yeah you deserve it" said all of the ponies excluding twilight in unison.

"B-but I have an itch in my parts" said twilight

"NO PONY CARES" shouted fluttershy.

"A-and in have to fuck fluttershy" twilight replied.

The room went silent again.there mouths were wide open." Yeah launch a missile into princess celestia" said fluttershy to her phone. "And I'll pay you extra if you let me keep the remaining body parts"

Twilight needed to get fluttershy drunk. Fluttershy usualy flirts and makes out with anyone from big Macintosh to rarity. The ponies said goodbye and left. Twilight was alone so she went to her secret lab toto get some numbing cream, but it didn't work. So when nopony was looking she scratched the itch.... And it made it worse. Twilight tried everything, but nothing worked.

two hours later 5:59 pm

Twilight was at the local bar with her friends waiting for fluttershy to get drunk.twilight was also going to get drunk because she doesn't like the thought or actions of sex. However, she had to do it the itch was really pissing her off, and she was very tired. Fluttershy finally was drunk. And she started flirting with every one. Twilight tried to get fluttershys attention by shouting...."I wanna have sex with you fluttershy!" The whole bar went silent. There was one pony, Derpy whooves, who said "oh my god just buck already"

Fluttershy was thinking about the sex and replied with a big friendly "NO" and walk over to Big Mac and started kissing him. The thought of them together made twilight want to puke. She had to think of something she didn't want to die of just a itch that can be fixed, if fluttershy wasn't such a bitch. Twilight had the perfect idea to just go in for a kiss,she managed to kiss her.....BUT IT WAS HORRIBLE...FOR EVERYONE....AND THAT INCLUDES YOU

Quickly wiping her mouth, twilight realised fluttershy was giving her the address of her cottage. "Dude" twilight started. "I know where you live anyway"

There was no reply so twilight walked to her castle and screaming " fuck your celestia" and then went to sleep, thinking that the bar was a waste of time and will the itch that was still annoying as ever would stop. Those questions will be answered soon but now we get to see twilights drea.

*****

Tight was dreaming. Where was she. It was wired there was just flames and screams. Nothing more nothing less. A voice..."you not dreaming" it said "this is a vision"

Twilight saw ponyvil burning and the sky blood red.....a shadow in the behind the flames.

TWILIGHT WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT

She sat up in her bed then turning on the lamp she couldn't sleep. She want down stairs and went to the bathroom. Was it a vision. Or some idiotic dream.