Princess Twilight Sparkle is kidnapped! What do we do? Explosives? Check! All the royalty (Minus Twilight, she got kidnapped)? Check! The royal guard? Check! A telepathic web? Check! Bad puns? Check! Making jokes about Double Rainboom? Check! Checks? Check! Lesbian porn scenes with your parents? Che... Wait what?
But no, I wrote this story, and it sucked. Then I wrote it again, it didn't suck so much! Then I wrote a second chapter! That's about it. Third chapter! It also probably sucks!

Additional tags: Action
Additional Characters: Other, OC
Also the comedy tag isn't through the entire story. It appears occasionally.