Wartime, Pt. 1

"Ahhhhhhhhh! Oh shit I'm in the air! Turn on engines, now, now, now, NOW DAMMIT!!!"

I was trying to turn over my engine's.  But the angle I was falling from was 90 degrees facing down, and I was accelerating.  My engine's we're trying to turn on but I was falling to quickly.

Lets see, think, think, think...

Bingo! I would glide down, set myself at a nice 180 degrees. OK, flaps up....check, engine's start....meh, now manuvre to 120, 160, come on. I was only 2000 feet in the air, START DAMMIT!

1200 feet  and dropping, 170 degrees, updraft is stong. 175 degrees and up, YES! 1000 feet and closing. FUCKING START YOU PIECE OF SHITS! 789 feet, so close! Ahhhhhh shit!

*wrttttt*

"FUCKING FINNALY!!!"

I pulled myself from the incoming ground. I felt my- wait I can feel? I know I can think and see before, but what the hell is going on?

I scanned the area as I was at nice height, and after a brief calming session, looked around.

"Huh, actually looks beautiful. So colorful other than seeing a dumbass falling 30 feet of a building, ah, that's fun. Earth is beautiful. Beats seeing my hanger and Billy's farts, yes I can see them, thermal. Well might as well return to base with- what the fuck? We're the hell is Billy? Wait, he wasn't in the cab? How the fuck am I in air? I am so confused.

Hey look a town....what the fuck? Am I in Europe?

25 minutes earlier in Ponyville....

"Hey Twilight, want to work on your flying some more?" Rainbow asked, trying to get Twilight active. She's been cooped up in this castle at least for 3 weeks.

"No Rainbow, I'm busy at the mom- GHAA!"

Twilight put a hoof on her head, it was like she was shot by a danm magic missile!

"Twilight! Are you OK!?" Rainbow asked, concerned for her friend.

"I FEEL LIKE I WAS SHOT BY A MAGIC MISSILE TO THE HEAD! HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS!?" Rainbow was a little taken back by her friends outburst.

"Sorry Rainbow, it just hurts!" Then as on que, it was gone.

"That, was very weird." Twilight was rubbing her head in exhaustion.

"What was that!?" They both heard a loud noise in the sky, above Ponyville.

"Let's check it out!" Rainbow started to go when Twilight held her down.

"Is it supposed to thunderstorm later?" Twilight asked Rainbow, struggling to get out of her magical grip.

Then she stopped. "Oh yeah, they must be setting the clouds up. Semmes a bit early though."

They both relaxed, Twilight let go of Rainbow from her magic. Both just rummaged through the pile of books on the ground. Rainbow saw the new Daring Do book called 'Daring Do and the Glass Pelvis'.

"Hey Twilight, can I buy this new Daring Do?" Rainbow asked, getting gitty.

"Sure! It cost 35 bits." Rainbow handed over the bits. Fucking 35 bits for a book? The hell.

"Thanks Twi, I'll see you around. But you should seriously try to get out, not to be rude, but your getting....round." Rainbow scratched her head,  then she left the castle.

Twilight had to admit, she was losing exercise. Well, she would make time to practice flying and get exercise at the same time. Maybe later this evening.

Warthog's POV....

Ahhhhh, it's nice to feel. Never thought Billy's farts were magical. Heh, guess I was wrong about it being only stinky. Well, I'm going to enjoy thi-.

Is that...a rainbow? But it hasent rained yet. Is it moving? Wait...is it coming twords me!? Ahhh shit, arm cannon!

Rainbow's POV....

'Yay! Finnaly a new Daring Do! I'm goi-. What the buck is that!?' She noticed a large, gray creature. And it was coming strait at her!

"BRRRRRRRRT!!!"

It was attacking her! It was so loud that all of Equestria could hear it. It was spitting hot fireballs at her to. She decided to-

"FRRRRRRT!"

That was behind her! She turned around and saw smoke in the Everfree Forest, and there was a lot of it. The creature was now above her, she went after it.

It was slower than her, but, it was like a dragon roaring in the sky. She got to the point we're she past it and got a good look.

It was a machine, gray, and had to weird things behind it's wings. What really got her attention was a big, black, rod, sticking out in front of it. She was far ahead of it, she turned to face it below her.

"Take this you ugly metal beast!"

She was now flying full speed twords the evil thing. She was now about to......SONIC RAINBOOM DAT ASS!

*KAAAAAABOOOOOOYAAAAHHHHHH*

She broke the sound barrier and expected the thing to fall out the sky (because of the force near the aircraft would knock it out of the sky, unless it is stable enough to withstand a missile to it's ass, the A-10 is one of them.) It didn't, she only pissed it off.

Warthog's POV....

"MOUTHERFUCKING RAINBOW CUNT!!!!!"

'I'm so pissed now! Fuck whatever it is! I'm blowing that son of a bitch to kingdom come!'

Warthog was now on afterburner's and was lining up for a spraying shot. He found it flying twords the little village.

"Come hear you blue piece of shit!" He was warming up his cannon.

"You can talk!?" Rainbow asked.

"Fucking come hear you little shit!" Warthog was now firing at her.

"Ahhh! What are you doing!?" She nearly got naild by one of his fireballs.

"GET OVER HERE!" Yup, he's that pissed.

Twilight's POV....

Twilight could hear thunder in the distance. Must be a big storm. She decided to go out and practice flying before the storm arrives. She walked out of her castle.

"What a wonderful-." She was cut off by Rainbow's screaming. Rainbow landed next to her and was panting.

"Twilight! There's a creature attacking me! You got to help me!"

"Were is-."

"I'M GOING TO ENJOY WATCHING YOU BLEED!"