Wartime, Pt. 1

"Ahhhhh! Twilight! Please help me!" Rainbow was now shaking Twilight as the gray monster was closing in on them, slowly but surely.

"OK, but stand back!" Twilight was charging up her horn to fire a magic missile.

*pewwwww*

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"YOU WANT SOME TO PURPLE BAT!?"

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Well buck.....

"SPIKE GET PRINCESS CECELESTIA! RAINBOW RUN!!!!!" Twilight was now running with Rainbow through the town. Ponies we're looking at what they we're running from, and started running like it was a sale on black Friday.

"Run for your lives!"

"Its going to eat us!"

"Its so ghastly! Oh dear!"

"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THINGS? GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Warthog was chasing the purple and blue bitches.

"Not so fast..." Celestia appeard in the middle of the towns square with Luna and Cadence (why cadence? because fuck logic). That was fast.

Warthog was confused, there's more of them alicorn things?

"We want you to stop! Please, you are scaring everypony!" Luna said pleadingly.

Warthog was hovering over the ground now, his cannon just inches away from Celestia's horn. (He can go into hover mode, he's futeristic.....ish)

"We can talk this out! No more violence, please, let's negotiate." That pink one, reminded him of his first pilot.

Dramatic Flashback....

"Its alright Bert. I will fix you up. Wow you took quit the bett'n from the hail storm."

She was wonderful, pink hair, glitter in her eyes, sweet voice, a lot like the pink alicorn. She was patching up my dents from the hail, and giving me a new coat of paint. At the time, she was the only human to care for me. And I guess she sensed that, somehow,  like she knew I had feelings.

"There you go! And as a treat, I polished your cannon for you, and uranium rounds!"

She was like a mother to me, if she was a plane.

Back to the present......

Warthog then turned to Cadance, cannon on horn. Scaring Cadence a bit, but stopped rotating his cannon. And just stared at Cadence.

"He doesn't seem.....hostile." She was awkwardly staring back.

"But he was attacking me!" Rainbow said wile giving Warthog a glare. He suddenly started spinning his cannon and turned to Rainbow. And was spinning his cannon faster in anger.

"You were coming at me at a high speed, I suspected an attack." I retaliated.

"So you can speak? Well, tell us. Why did you attack Rainbow Dash?" Luna asked.

"I....may have lost my temper when she tried to knock me out of the sky when she tried to break the sound barrier on me." Warthog admitted.

"Well, at least your honest. But that doesn't mean you can use...uhhh....whatever that is." Celestia was pointing a hoof at his big, black, sleek, peni- I mean! Uhh...cannon! Yeah cannon!

"Well she souldent have pissed me off!" Warthog was getting agitated. But Cadence softly said something in a whisper to Warthog, and seemed to calm down.

At this point Rainbow flew off in anger.

"please try to keep calm." Cadence said, winking at Warthog.

"Uh..." Warthog breathed softly.

"Well now that's out of the way, let me introduce myself. I am Princess Celestia, diarch of Equestria and raiser of the sun."

"I am Princess Luna, also a diarch of Equestria and raiser of the moon."

"I am Princess Cadence, ruler of the Crystel Empire and Princess of love."

'Princess of love? Well that clears a few things...'

"I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship."

'Didn't seem like a friend to me'

"Now I must ask you a question, what are you?" Twilight asked curiously.

"Actually Twilight, I want to ask him questions at the castle. Please, I wish to discuss something with you." Celestia said in a motherly tone.

'Oh God and baby tomahawks, I hope she doesn't rub my cannon!'