
An Alternian Guide to Making or Breaking Equestria
Annoyed alien adjusting and assimilating amongst arduous equine acquaintances and annoying altered anatomy.
You may want to refer this blog post.
Most people share the "how I got into the fandom" story.
Some are average.
Some are extraordinary.
Then you have a story like mine that gets a bit... different.
Oh I'm prattling on. You came here for adventure and I will provide you with such.
Keep your hands, feet, and "other" appendages in the dimensional viewing area at all times, lest they be quickly and painfully severed.
Don't bother with typing commands. This is record, not a live feed. I'm not going to listen to them.
And without further ado, kick back and relax, grab yourself a beverage, turn on your favorite fraymotif, and enjoy.
A sort of Homestuck crossover. I advise reading with a dark background.



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