Princess Pee Challenge

Celestia shuffled a little, but held her gaze.

The water flowing out of the hose pipe was slow, but the noise created when it joined that in the bucket was terrible. The impact created tiny bubbles which were immediately followed by ripples; it was constant and unbearable.

“Urghh…” She moaned quietly to herself,

Discord showed no mercy, he grasped the hose in his claw and watched her squirm; clearly enjoying tormenting the princess. As the water continued to pour, and the magical bucket magnified the sound it made, which Celestia could feel throughout her entire body. Minutes passed and she continued to watch it, trying her very best not to let Discord see that what he was doing was bothering her. She frowned with determination, and the Draconequus smiled back at her.

“My, my Princess…” Discord admired her perseverance, “you really do have a bladder of steel. Why, the trickling... and rippling... of this water is even making me need to go.”

Celestia remained silent. She appeared to be staring hard and boldly concentrating on the water, but in reality, she was trying to think of something else... anything other than the torment she was being forced to endure.

“Is your bladder not pounding?” Discord asked slyly,

Celestia didn’t reply, and so he continued,

“Mine is starting to, all of this running water is really beginning to irritate my nether regions… I suppose I’m just not as strong as you are Princess.”

When the alicorn still did not respond, Discord glared down her body, holding the hose firm and letting the water pour, despite his recent claim of desperation.

For a few more minutes, Celestia endured the running water, and the horrible noise that came with it, then suddenly, Discord began hopping about.

“My, my, I really do need to go.” He informed her, “I don’t know how you do it princess.”

Once again, Celestia remained silent.

“You don’t mind if I go do you?” He asked, determined to get a response this time, “my poor bladder can’t take much more of this. I need to tinkle. I need to tinkle verrrryyy badly….”

He teased, moving around and tilting her chin with his lion paw.

“G….go on.” Celestia answered,

Suddenly, Discord’s cunning smile turned into a delighted grin,

“Oh thank you Princess, thank you for giving me permission!”

He danced about joyfully, almost as though he wasn’t actually that desperate after all.

“No… problem….” Celestia replied, hopeful that she might be spared a few minutes from that awful trickling hose.

To the Princesses delight, Discord turned his back on her, and headed over to the portal.

He then reached in, and turned off the hose.

Celestia sighed in relief when the Draconequus placed it hanging over the side of the bucket. He then turned back to the portal and stepped through it.

“Urggggggghh…” The princess moaned, believing that now he was gone, she was now free to express the effect the game was now having upon her.

She experimented with her posture, tried to find a way to position herself that minimalized her desperation - when suddenly Discord reappeared.

Celestia looked up in confusion; surely he wasn’t already done? Her confusion turned to horror as he produced a full, working toilet and set it down in full view of her.

“What are you...” She stuttered,

“Oh, surely you didn’t think I was going to leave you?” He answered, “It would be very rude of me to abandon you in the middle of our little game. Don’t worry, I pee very quietly, however sometimes it does take a while to flush properly.”

“You’re going in front of me?” The alicorn asked, disgusted.

“Don’t worry,” he assured her, “I wouldn’t do that.”

Discord then lifted the toilet and placed it behind the giant bucket, out of view of the princess.

“Discord!!” Celestia scolded him angrily; that was hardly better.

She heard the toilet seat being lifted upwards, and could only see the back of Discord’s head, over the top of the bucket. In disgust and disbelief, the princess watched as the Draconequus turned and began to relieve himself.

Hearing Discord pee was both annoying and irritating, and it seemed to go on for a very long time.

The Draconequus gave a long, heavy sigh as pee flowed from his body into the toilet. It sounded similar to the noise the water from the hose had been making mere moments ago, but it was actually quieter. If it hadn’t been for the Princesses knowledge that this time it was actually urine she was listening to, Celestia would have found this noise far more bearable than the water pouring from the hose pipe.

However, Discord’s exaggerated sighs of relief were incredibly aggravating. He would occasionally turn his head and look back at Celestia with a smug expression.

Celestia scowled, wondering how long it could possibly take a Draconequus to pee. She had never studied that particular subject, but she was pretty sure that Discord was prolonging the event as much as possible.

“OOOOhhhhh that is nice…” Discord exclaimed, “how relieving, I did so need to tinkle… I’m so glad I made it before it was too late.”

The Princess rolled her eyes, and sat impatiently as she was forced to listen to Discord urinating behind the bucket.

“Ohhhh it’s so wonderful! Being able to drain my body of that liquid that has been building up in my bladder since the beginning of the night.”

He teased, giving Celestia a smile.

“Are you almost done?” The Princess snapped,

“Oh almost,” Discord replied, then continued to pee for a while longer.

Celestia managed to move her back hoof against her crotch, holding it in place so as to prevent herself from becoming any more needy.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Discord sighed, signalling the end of his pee.

Celestia heard a few more drops fall into the toilet, then silence. She was so glad that it was over.

“I’m done.” Discord turned to face her, then moved the toilet out from behind the bucket.

“Good.” Celestia replied naively.

“Now….” Discord placed his paw on the silver handle, “to flush.”

Celestia’s pupils dilated as she realised his plan; Discord had placed the toilet in full view of her once again, and now he was going to make her listen to what was probably the worst noise of all – the flush of a toilet. The noise that indicated a pony – or mythical being – had successfully relieved themselves of the torment she herself was currently being made to endure; the loud swirling of water which disposed of their liquid, combining it with more water and sending it down the pipe …except this toilet had no pipe.

Discord had pulled this toilet out from his portal – it had no plumbing. Celestia had absolutely no idea where the pee and water would go, or what sound it would make. One thing was for certain though; it was going to be torturous. She had to brace herself.

The draconequus took delight in the Princesse’s anticipation. She stared at his lion paw, which now grasped the silver handle firmly.
He held onto it for a few seconds, and raised an eyebrow, almost as though he was expecting her to beg him not to push it, but Celestia was silent. So, he did.

Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..

“UHHHHH!”

Celestia tried to clench her lower body, the sound of the water swirling as the toilet flushed was indeed terrible and loud. She held her back hoof firmly against her pounding mound, and wiggled against it to try and keep it under control.

Discord could now clearly see her becoming distressed.

As the whirlpool of water inside the toilet continued to spin, Celestia closed her eyes. Just like Discord’s peeing session, this seemed to be lasting forever.

She began to pant and struggled to regain control of her body, when finally…. The noise stopped.

“Phewwww…” Celestia sighed, now knowing that it was far too late to try and hide her desperation from Discord.

The Draconequus was chuckling. He watched her for a moment, then glanced into the toilet before announcing.

“Oh darn, it doesn’t seem to have flushed properly….”

Celestia looked at him in disbelief.

“Guess I’ll have to try again…” He shrugged sarcastically, then placed his lion paw on the handle and gave the Princess a slightly evil grin.

She gulped and muttered to herself…

“Oh… no.”

Flushhhhhhhhhh….

“URGH!” Celestia turned her head, she couldn’t look.

“Hahahahaha…” Discord laughed at her despair and released the handle.

Once again, the loud water swirled around itself. Celestia could hear the small waves overlapping one another, burying one another. She could hear the bubbles being created when they hit against each other, and the sucking when the water was taken down through the none-existent pipe.

It was a good few minutes before the dreadful noise died down, leaving the poor princess panting and shuffling around on her cushion.

“That aught to do it.” Discord rubbed his hands together,

Celestia was about to relax, but then he added,

“Oh wait no… still not completely gone. I guess one more…”

“No!” The princess shouted; she couldn’t help herself, it was almost instinctive.

Discord put his lion paw on the toilet handle.

“What’s that Princess?” He taunted, “are you giving up our little game? Why, we are only half way through….”

“I….” Celestia didn’t want to give up, but that flushing… she just couldn’t take it.

She stared at the toilet for a few minutes, then frowned in denial.

“J…just… can’t we do something else? This is getting boring.” She answered, clearely not fooling him one bit.

“Of course we can dear Princess.” Discord replied almost instantly, “I have something very special planned for the next stage of the game."

Those words worried Celestia; she wondered what could possibly be worse than this.

“But first…. If you don’t mind… I need to flush my toilet.” Discord stated innocently.

He pushed down the handle,

Flushhhhhhh….

“Urgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!” Celestia cried in desperation as she was forced to listen to that horrible noise for a third time.

This time, the flushing seemed to last even longer than before. Celestia wondered if Discord’s toilet was bewitched, just like the bucket. That dreadful churning of water made the princess more aware of how full her bladder truly was. She squirmed on her cushion, much to the Draconequus' delight.

When the noise finally stopped, Celestia anxiously braced herself. She showed no signs of relief or hope, expecting Discord to announce that the flushing hadn't been successful.

He glared down the toilet, and then looked at the princess as though he was trying to decide whether to put her through that torture one more time. Then, he grinned.

"All done!" He exclaimed merrily, and threw the toilet back into the portal with one swift movement.

Celestia wasn't fooled however. She was now fully aware that they were merely halfway through the game, and was far less confident than she was at the beginning. On top of this, Discord had heard her loud cries, he had seen her wiggling about trying to hold herself with her back hoof, he had seen her discomfort, he had seen her desperation... and they still had an hour to go.

She sat in anticipation, wondering what the next stage of the game would be...