Princess Pee Challenge

Celestia stared deep into each and every droplet of water that appeared at the end of the hosepipe. Beyond them, she could see Discord, smiling away and holding the pipe firmly over the bucket.

Drip…. Drip… Drip….

The Princess refused to show any sign of weakness. She followed the drops as they fell one by one, joining the rest of the water at the bottom. The game had only just begun; she had to be strong.

Drip…. Drip…. Drip…. Drip…

It was then Celestia noticed that she had never seen Discord so quiet before; at least not since he was released from his imprisonment as a stone statue. The draconequus was completely silent, and she knew exactly why this was; Discord wanted her to focus entirely on the dripping hose. He didn’t want her to miss a single drop of water, nor the terrible noise they made when they splashed - he wanted to win this game.

Drip…. Drip…. Drip….. Drip….

The princess gave a tiny gulp, and shuffled her rump ever so slightly. She hoped that Discord wouldn’t notice, but a second afterwards his pupils glanced down Celestia’s body, then back up to meet hers.

Drip… Drip…. Drip…..

Celestia frowned – is this all there was to the game?

Drip… Drip…. Drip….

She gulped again,

Drip…. Drip…. Drip… Drip…. Drip… Drip… Drip… Drip… Drip… Drip…

After what seemed like an eternity, Discord lifted the hose.

“My, my, I guess you are tougher than I thought.” He complimented her in a slightly sarcastic tone.

Celestia smiled at him, but did not let her guard down – she had endured the drips of water for around a mere ten minutes, this was only the beginning.

“I guess I should have known better than to challenge you. Most other ponies would have crumbled by now; they would be begging me to end the game and allow them to relieve themselves. You see, this is no ordinary bucket. Oh no.”

“What do you mean?” Celestia asked as calmly as possible,

“Why, it’s magic!” Discord announced excitedly, “It will never fill, no matter how much water is poured into it! Also, did you notice how the dripping seemed loud and echoed through your entire body? This is because the sound is magnified… in short, this bucket is purely used for this challenge.”

“You mean, you’ve done this before?” Celestia asked, unsure whether or not to be surprised.

“Oh yes.” The draconequus answered, “many times. And I have never lost.”

“Well you’re going to lose this time.” Celestia replied bravely.

Discord chuckled,

“Oh, we’ll see about that.” He put the hose down, and pulled something else from the portal.

Celestia watched in confusion as Discord revealed an odd gemstone. It was a clear blue colour, but its shape was peculiar. The body was circular with tiny pieces sprouting off it in various directions.

“Is that…” She began to ask,

“A wind crystal.” Discord replied, “I’m sure you are familiar with them. Wind crystals are used to create light gusts, they come in a variety of species. This one here is an icy wind crystal, it creates a cold breeze. Ponies in ancient times often carried these to cool themselves down when crossing hot desserts. I just so happen to have held onto a few.

“What are you going to do with…” Celestia tilted her head in confusion.

“Oh not much really.” Discord sounded sincere, “I’m just going to use it to make our game a little interesting, Princess… would you kindly stand up for this part?”

Celestia felt a little uneasy about the next stage of her game, but she didn’t want Discord to pick up on it. She gave a bored sigh,

“Fine.” She said, and got to her feet.

Discord approached her, gripping the crystal in his front claw. He reached out, and placed it on the velvet cushion upon which Celestia had previously been sitting.

“I’m just going to place it righhhtttt here…” He positioned the crystal right underneath the Princesses nether regions.

Celestia gasped when she felt a light, but very cold breeze wafting upwards. The gentle wind swirled around her legs and made her most sensitive area tingle – this wasn’t going to be good for her situation.

“How does it feel?” Discord narrowed his eyes,

Celestia wasn’t sure what to say, she stood in place and tried to keep her cool.

“It’s… a little chilly.” She replied sternly.

Discord seemed irritated for a second, but after hearing Celestia’s breathing become heavier, he quickly regained his confidence.

“Oh it’s… very chilly.” He replied, “that tingling sensation is mostly caused by the tiny microscopic pieces of ice dancing around in the cold air.”

Celestia stood firm as the breeze from the wind crystal continued to torment her.

“When those particles come into contact with your skin, they quickly melt and join together, forming teeny tiny drops of moisture. ‘Condensation’, I think it’s called, but I’m not entirely sure, was never really fond of science.” He then leaned closer, and whispered in Celestia’s ear, “I only care for the results.”

The Princess tried not to move, but she felt her back legs and tail beginning to twitch. When she noticed Discord watching for any signs of weakness, she held her head high and took a deep breath inward, determined to endure the torment from the cold wind.

Discord was right; the icicles were making her tingle like crazy down there. She wanted to squeeze her legs together to shield herself from them, but she knew she couldn’t. She wondered how long she would have to stand over the wind crystal, and what Discord could possibly have planned for her after this stage of the game was over.

“You’re doing very well.” Discord complimented, “it’s almost as though you’re an expert at this kind of thing. Do your Princessly duties often involve you refraining from visiting the bathroom for long periods of time?”

Celestia frowned; he was trying to make conversation, but this was a topic she would rather not discuss right now.

“Sometimes.” She answered bluntly, then concentrated her attention on the wall behind the Draqonequus.

“I can’t imagine it myself.” Discord continued slyly, “sitting there in a royal meeting, discussing important matters and issues with your council… trying to concentrate as your bladder calls to you for urgent relief. Focusing as hard as you can on the discussion at hand, and struggling to ignore the fact that you are in a desperate need to urinate.”

“Discord!” Celestia snapped,

“Oh, you don’t like this topic?” Discord seemed to take enjoyment in her annoyance, “how inconsiderate of me to go into such detail of a possibly hypothetical situation which is not unlike the one that you are currently experiencing.”

As the icy wind continued to waft upwards and torment Celestia’s private area, she felt herself becoming weaker. The cruel words from the draconequus weren’t helping matters, and his time, he did not shut up.

“Of course, if any such event has ever occurred before, I am almost certain you did not have the cold breeze of a wind crystal flowing between your legs at that time. Therefore, circumstances are very different this time around.”

“Urgh…” Celestia couldn’t help it, she gritted her teeth.

“Far…. Worse.” Discord winked.

He was right – the ice cold breeze was giving her all kinds of sensations down there. She felt the tiny ice particles making her sensitive flesh tingle. She felt the tiny gust of wind swirling around between her legs.

Scrunching her muzzle a little, Celestia frowned.

“I must endure this.” She whispered to herself quietly, and tried to imagine Discord dressed in a maid’s outfit doing her bidding for the entire week.

Discord then glanced at his wrist impatiently, and Celestia realised the draconequus was suddenly wearing a large golden watch. He showed it to her. The numbers were different shapes, fonts, and sizes, some were even upside down, and the clock had not two, but four hands, which belonged a small model of himself inside. It was ticking loudly.

“Three more minutes.” He tapped the glass cover, “then we will move on to the next round.”

Princess Celestia had no idea how Discord could possibly tell when three minutes had passed on that watch. She then began to wonder if he had been accurately keeping the time at all since they began. There was a tall grandfather clock outside in the hallway, but she obviously couldn’t see it from here.

“Discord… how long has it been?” She asked him,

“Why, it’s been almost half an hour.” He replied with certainty.

Celestia scowled doubtfully,

“Oh don’t worry Princess." He assured her, "Whilst it’s true that I do enjoy pranks and trickery; when it comes to games, I take the rules very seriously. Besides, I have no reason to cheat - you’re already starting to succumb to your bodies urges, and we have barely began."

Celestia didn’t admit it, but Discord was right. The cold air felt as though it was rubbing against her, placing pressure upon an area which she really didn’t want pressurizing right now.

The ticking coming from Discord's watch was suddenly rather loud and consistent. Celestia wondered if he had made this happen to torment her further; the ticking sounded similar to the noises of the drips she had to listen to earlier on. Or perhaps he just wanted to remind her of the passing time.

Tick, tock, tick, tock….

“Urgh….” She moaned quietly, shuffling her rump.

Tick, tock, tick, tock…..”

The cold was almost entering her, she wondered if the sensation would linger after the crystal was finally taken away.

Tick, tock, tick, tock….

With one heavy breathe Celestia raised her head once more, she stared this time at the ceiling, and listened to the ticking of the watch, until finally, it stopped.

“Well done Princess.” Discord applauded her, “you are a quarter of the way through the game.”

He removed the wind crystal from beneath her, and Celestia sat down on her cushion with relief. Her mound was still tingling, but the moment the crystal was taken it began to die down.

She gave a heavy sigh, then quickly shook her head and faced Discord as though nothing was wrong.

“Naturally.” She lied,

However, what the draconequus said next made the Princess understandably fearful;

“Now, let’s turn things up a notch.”

Discord reproduced the hose pipe, and held it over the bucket. With his lion paw, he reached into the portal to turn it on a little more than before. Celestia watched in horror as this time the water dribbled out in a tiny stream.

It created a constant noise of tiny splashes, which was far worse than the dripping she had to endure at the beginning of the game. Of course, the noise was magnified due to the magic bucket Discord had obtained ‘just for this game.’ The water reminded Celestia of something- something she really, really had to do.

“Urghh…” She gritted her teeth, staring at the water.

“I find that…” Discord spoke in a sluggish tone, as though he wanted every single one of his words to sink in to the princesses' brain. “watching… and listening… to slow… trickling… water…. can be absolute torture when you desperately need to go.”

Celestia squinted, she hated it when he talked like that.

The water continued to flow from the nozzle of the hosepipe.

“What do you think Celestia?” Discord asked, “is listening to that slow… trickling…. water… torture for you right now?”

The princess stubbornly shook her head,

“N….no….”