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I'm Back

by SatanSaysHello
Yo Whats up? my name is Declipse, im a dark angel. An angel that control darkness and all that shit, basically i'm a black angel. i was assigned a few things, then god became an utter asshole.

A-yo Whats up? my name is Declipse, i'm a dark angel. An angel that control darkness and all that ****, basically i'm a black angel. I was assigned a few things, then god became an utter ***hole. I was assigned to protect a pony named Luna from demons and ****, by God and (at the time) my elders, also at the time (a f****ng long time ago) we were allowed to go and live with our assignments, and grow and learn with them.

Of course I chose that, normal angels have like the biggest f****ng silver spoons up their ***es, and even when I was holy and stuff I couldn't take it. I met her when she was born (she wouldnt talk to me) and met her older sister sister too , who didn't seem to like me, in the least. Met her parents and all that jazz. so after that god becomes the d*** of all d*** and harnesses his ***holyness to f**k me over, sending me flying into an unknown universe while stripping me of my ability to travel through dimensions and the multiverse, ill explain more later when I have a chance .

Now I bet your thinking What kinda stupid author makes an angel talk like this? Well, this is my life, angels can be corrupted to you know. I just happened to be corrupted by humans, you know them bastards, yea I created them. In the past which is my future. Eh that's enough you get to know for now. but one Very important thing is I'm back Bitch.

Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
 

1391 words: Estimated 7 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Chapter one: Aww Hell no! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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