Hi, my name is Jack. Or at least it used to be, before me and Harleen (my girlfriend) were transported to a land of talking ponies by a weird merchant at Comicon. We could have handled the prospect of being in another dimension, but the rulers of the country sealed us in stone for a thousand years! All because I accidently killed one of their subjects! Now we go by different names, she's Harley Quinn and I'm Joker, and we're going to wreak havoc on Equestria. (A Displaced fic)

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the story itself. MLP belongs to Hasbro. Joker and Harley Quinn belong to DC comics.