Peter Trotter: Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Pony

A Week in the Life

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PANEL 1: POISON PONY bursts out of a giant lasagna to strangle SPIDER-PONY like on that one Ultimate cover.

CAPTION:

Monday

POISON:

wE -kNeW- yOu CoUlDn'T rEsIsT tHe BeGuIlInG tAsTe Of ThE oLd CoUnTrY, tRoTtEr!!!*

SPIDEY THOUGHT BUBBLE:

Could be worse.

SPIDEY THOUGHT BUBBLE:

Could be Wednesday.

SUB CAPTION:

*Spidey's family is Irish. Lasagna comes from Greece.

PANEL 2: Spidey cradles the limp body of THE HORSESHOE TORCH, complete with X'd out eyes and lolling tongue ala the Super cousins on that Crisis cover. Other heroes hang their heads in the background, except for TIMBERWOLF who is picking his nose with a claw.

CAPTION:

Tuesday

SPIDEY:

JOHNNY NOOOOO!

PANEL 3: Reality shatters like a window that's had a brick thrown through it, which might be expected since what we can see of reality in the shards is an apocalyptic sky. Spidey tumbles through the resultant black void along with other multiversal Spidey's, including SPIDER-HAM.

CAPTION:

Wednesday

SPIDEY:

I

SPIDEY:

HATE

SPIDEY:

WEDNESDAYS.

PANEL 4: THE AMAZING BAG PONY turns around to meet a startled DR. WHOOVES stepping out of the TARDIS glow.

CAPTION:

Thursday

DR. WHOOVES:

There you are, I've been looking simply everywhen, the Vogons are-

DR. WHOOVES:

Why've you got a paper bag on your head?

BAGPONY:

Laundry day.

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PANEL 1: A flamed on Horseshoe Torch destroys DR. GLOOM'S latest doodad. Spidey looks on in his Future Foundation duds.

TORCH:

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY!

SPIDEY:

Well that was fast.

PANEL 2: THE MYSTERIOUS MARE-DO-WELL vs PONY HARLEY QUINN! With magic vs a giant hammer for context. It's pretty intense. SPIDEY and DEADFOAL, hung upside down in a web cocoon, look on in awe.

CAPTION:

Saturday

SPIDEY/DEADFOAL:

Wow.

PANEL 3: PETER TROTTER drifts off in a web hammock in a familiar looking library.

CAPTION:

Sunday

PANEL 4: Spidey contentedly eats a sandwich, just chillin' on a gargoyle statue. Completely unaware of the slobbering Poison Pony descending on him with wicked glee.

CAPTION:

Monday

SPIDEY:

Y'know what?

SPIDEY:

I feel good about this week.

END