Peter Trotter: Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Pony

Holidays

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PANEL 1:SPIDER-PONY and FEROCIOUS FLATTOP are tied to a frankly obscene number of fireworks. Next to them THE GOAT GOBLIN breathes green fire to light the fuse.

CAPTION:

New Year’s Eve

FLAT TOP:

I knew this would be the night you’d try and finish me off, you MENACE!!!

SPIDEY:

Hush up and gimme a minute to figure out how we’re getting out of here, will ya Pickle Puss?

SFX:

FIVE! FOUR! THREE!

PANEL 2: A startled Spidey, spider-sense a’buzzing, half turns at the glow from a nuzzling SPELLECTRO and ponyfied LIVEWIRE.

CAPTION:

Hearts and Hooves Day

LIVEWIRE:

Oh you’re -my- Special Somepony too, sparky-warky! Let’s celibate by frying the insect from the inside out!

SPELLECTRO:

Whatever you say, my little Edison Effect!

SPIDEY:

Wait, what?

PANEL 3: THE KANGAROO strolls down the street dressed in a tuxedo with a four leaf clover pinned to the lapel. Behind him Spidey, his suit in tatters, has somehow become stuck in his own webbing. Behind him is a widening void of un-existence eating away at the skies of Manehattan, which he’s staring at in horror.

CAPTION:

St. Patrick’s Day

KANGAROO:

Too bad for you, webslinger! Ever since I found this four leaf clover, the Kangaroo’s been nopony’s chump! Who’s got all the luck now?

SPIDEY:

Too bad if it doesn’t stop altering the laws of probability soon, the universe’s runs out!

PANEL 4: THE THING towers over a chibi style Spidey and HORSESHOE TORCH, who point at each other.

CAPTION:

April Foals Day

SPIDEY/TORCH:

Hedidit.

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PANEL 1: Takes place from the rear. Spidey swinging off in the distance. A fresh bouquet has been left at a grave. Guess who's.

CAPTION:

Father’s day

PANEL 2: A translucent, Casper tailed Spidey stares at his hooves. A bubbling formula lies on a desk in front of him, whilebehind him monstrous (or as monstrous as pony shadows can get) snarl at the window.

CAPTION:

Nightmare Night

SPIDEY:

The cure to the Monster Microbe is nearly complete!

SPIDEY:

But how can I admister it as a mere GHOST-PONY?!

PANEL 3: Spidey and POISON PONY swing for their lives through the snow, perused by a rocket launching ROBOT SANTA HOOVES.

CAPTION:

Hearths Warming

SANTA:

ALL THREE OF YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!

POISON:

wE bLaMe YoU fOr ThIs.

SPIDEY: You would.

PANEL 3: Spidey and THE DOCTOR rocket through the night sky, tied to a giant firework. Spidey's ears droop in depression.

CAPTION:

New Year’s Eve

DOCTOR:

Have we been here before? I feel like we’ve been here before.

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