Peter Trotter: Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Pony

PAGE 1

PANEL 1: FIELD FURY!

FURY:

I want to train you to be a better Spider-Pony! The Ultimate Spider-Pony!

Panel 2: CAPTAIN EQUESTRIA! Pointing in that classic poster pose!

CAP:

Ah want you! For the New Befrienders!

PANEL 3: IRON MANE! Holding out the Iron-Spider costume.

IRON MANE:

Air conditioned -and- breathes like Egyptian cotton! All for the low low price of somepony’s secret identity!

IRON MAN:

Huh? Huh?

PAGE 2

PANEL 1: SPIDER PONY!

PANEL 2: Pull back from the same shot as panel 1. Spidey standing before the three.

PANEL 3:Same shot. Spidey throws back his head, to their surprise, and:

SPIDEY:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

PANEL 4: The Manehattan cityscape. The sound effect runs across the bottom of all panels.

SFX:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

PANEL 5: MINUETTE looks up from working on a console with THE DOCTOR.

COLGATE:

...do you hear that?

DOCTOR:

Of course.

DOCTOR:

Hear what?

PAGE 3

PANEL 1: The various mentors clap their hooves over their ears. Cap is holding her shield in the way as if to protect herself from the scream.

FURY:

Boy, what is WRONG with you?!

IRON MANE:

Ugh, it’s ringing like a never ending cash register in here...

PANEL 2: Spidey. Still screaming.

SFX:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Panel 3: Same shot. He takes a break.

SFX:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

SPIDEY:

I’m just gonna keep doing this until you all leave.

PANEL 4: Same shot. He resumes.

SFX:

-AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PANEL 5:The other three heroes depart in their own heroic fashion.

SFX:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

PAGE 4

PANEL 1: A winded Spidey gets his breath back. A black tendril taps him on the shoulder.

SPIDEY:

(Shaky, whispery)

Man, I should try that more often...

SFX:

TPP TPP

PANEL 2: Spidey turns to come face to face with an upside down and perpetually grinning POISON PONY.

PANEL 3: Black sludge starts oozing in on Spidey from all sides. He looks around desperately.

SPIDEY:

But sometimes change is good!

PANEL 4: Spidey's left with only a gooey iris to look through.

SPIDEY:

Right? Guys? Anypony? Hello?

PANEL 5: Black.

SPIDEY:

(Wobbly bubble through the goo)

G'mph t thph augh fughs!*

CAPTION:

*Guess that's all folks!