I openly admit I know almost nothing about Deadpool except his powers are Wolverines, he's insane, and he has a mouth that almost rivals me.

Hey, writer. If you were a rival to me you'd have your own show.

"Well I could someday."

Yeah, and maybe I can be with the queen of France. Stop talking to me and start writing this adventure already.

Well, anyway Pinkie and -

'Pinkie'? With a name like that she'd better be hot as Paris Hilton.

"Paris Hilton? Whatever, I've got a description to write and at this rate they'll decline it! Hush."

Fine, but I'd better see boobs or I'll... I don't even know yet but it's gonna be bad for you.''

Pinkie and Deadpool meetup and stuff happens.

Wow, what a great description. 'Stuff happens.' This'll get featured for sure, great job.

"Ah, sarcasm. I get it..."

Enjoy the read.