Nona - Is It True What They Say About Humans?

After I’d finished bawling I washed my face and went out for another walk to try to clear my head but it didn’t help too much so I decided to walk to the banks of the river that ran through Ponyville and watch the water flow. Maybe that’d help?

So there I was, walking the sandy banks of the Celestia river with my hands in my pockets, ignoring the happy ducks that swam and dove in the water and flew overhead, kicking little stones with my toe as I slowly walked along. Yeah, I was totally bummed, wishing that letter I’d gotten from Nona’d gotten lost in the mail.

I looked up when I heard the flutter of pegasii wings, smiled weakly when I saw Rainbow Dash drifting down toward me.

“Hey, buddy! What’s up? You don’t look so good. What’s wrong?” she smiled as she touched ground next to me, started walking beside me.

I reached out, scratched one of her ears, feeling glad she was with me. She closed her eyes and smiled, enjoying that scratch. I put my hand back in my pocket as we continued on.

“I got a letter from Nona today. She told me she wasn’t coming back,” I frowned.

“Woah! She left you? That sucks!” she said with a glum look, “you two were tight as a hoof in a mitten. What happened?”

“Long story,” I said.

“It doesn’t have anything to do with that ad she put in the paper, does it?”, she asked.

“That’s partly it, yeah,”, I shrugged, “but there was more than it to that”

“Yeah, I heard some things around town,” she said nonchalantly.

“Oh, yeah? What’d you hear?” I asked

“Just some stuff. No biggie,” she shrugged.

“Come on!” I insisted, “what’d you hear?”

“Fine! You asked!” she gruffed, “don’t say I didn’t warn you”

Now I wasn’t so sure I wanted to hear it. My day’d been bad enough as it was, I didn’t need any more bad news.

“I ran into Rarity in town near the pony fountain, today,” she said. I flinched. I could only imagine what Rarity’d told Rainbow Dash.

“She’s really pissed off at you, dude,”, she said, looking straight at me, “I asked her why but she just blushed really hard and wouldn’t tell me. It must have been something pretty bad. She usually tells me about it when she’s pissed at someone”

First I cringed when she mentioned Rarity, then I relaxed when she told me Rarity didn’t tell her why she was angry with me then I sighed a huge sigh of relief that Chickadee Peachbottom hadn’t run into anyone before she left town.

“So, what happened to piss her off so much?” Dash asked. I found myself cringing again but said nothing. “Come on! I told you mine!” she insisted.

Oh, fuck me! She was right. I took a deep breath and launched into my disaster with Rarity.

By the time I finished telling her we were both rolling on the sandy shore laughing our asses off.

“She... She threw berries at you?!” Dash stared at me for a moment.

“Yeah!” I laughed, “then she threw me naked out of her house!”

That was it! We practically fainted from laughing so hard.

“So what’d Nona say to you when you got home?” she asked, gasping and giggling.

“Not much”, I chuckled, “I was to busy running up the stairs and hiding under the bed”

“Dude! What?”, she blurted before bursting into renewed laughter, “my sides! That’s just too funny!” I just laughed along with her until I was grabbing my sides along with her.

“Oh, hey! I ran into Fluttershy and Tree Hugger near the windmill earlier. They were just coming back from the edge of the Everfree where they said they’d been checking out some ‘majestic creatures,’” she snickered. She reached into a shirt pocket, took out a white, slender paper object about four inches long that tapered at both ends. She held it up for me to see. “They gave me this,” she grinned.

“Oh, fuck!” I said when I saw it, “is that more of that weird Equestrian psycho-tree we smoked the other day?”

“Oh! You’ve tried it?”, she smiled, surprised.

“Uh, yeah”, I said, “I think it did some weird shit to my head”

“What like distort everything and make you feel like you’re in some kind of weird but nice dream?”, she asked. It was obvious she was familiar with this shit.

“Uh, yeah,” I said.

“It only does that when you drink beer - or hard cider - with it. Otherwise it just makes you feel really good,” she smiled as she stuck one end of it in her mouth, took some matches out of her pocket, lit one and fired it up.

“Woah! What’re you doing?!”, I asked, panicked, “can you smoke that out here?!”

“Chill! It’s cool. It’s not illegal or anything. The Princesses smoke it, too,” she said just before taking a long pull from it, holding her breath handing it to me. I stared at it, started to reach for it, hesitated, pulling my hand back.

The revelation that the Princesses smoked startled me. It’d never occurred to me that they’d be hanging out in their Palace blazing away. Suddenly a lot of the stupid shit those princesses did made perfect sense to me. They were high!

“Come on! Take it before I burn my fingers,” she croaked, still trying to hold her breath. I grabbed the joint, stared at it, not sure I wanted to hit it.

“This’s some dank shit!”, she croaked again, letting her breath out slowly, a thin silver-white cloud forming in front of her, drifting off on the light breeze.

Fuck it, I shrugged. I hit that bad boy. Hard.

“Where’d you hear ‘dank shit’?” I croaked a moment later as I let my breath go slowly out.

“Don’t you remember?” she asked, surprised, “you told me!”

“I don’t remember telling you that,” I said.

“It was when you first got here and Twilight Sparkle introduced us to you. We were hanging out near the clock tower and you were telling us stories from when you were back on Earth and how you missed blazing every day”

“Oh. Yeah,” I said, remembering. I’d slept since then.

So, there we were sitting on the sandy banks of the Celestia River joking and smoking. This was the first good time I’d had in the better part of a week. Yeah, suddenly everything started feeling right again.

“So, did Fluttershy and Tree Hugger tell you about their visit with me the other day?” I asked.

“I didn’t hang with them that long but I noticed Tree Hugger’d get all starry eyed and start licking her lips when your name got mentioned,” she said, “Also Fluttershy said you guys had a threesome?”

I chuckled, then blushed. “Yeah,” I said.

“Dude!” she said, startled, “I didn’t know you were into that!”

“I’m not. At least I wasn’t until Fluttershy and Tree Hugger showed up in my back yard,” I shrugged.

Rainbow Dash looked down, started fingering little circles in the sand. “I wish I’d been there,”, she muttered. I stared at her, surprised.

“I didn’t know you’re into females!” I said. I really was surprised. Even as butch as Dash tended to be it’d never occurred to me that she’d be into that.

“I’m not!” she said, looking at me just as surprised as I’d been, then, “it’s just... well...” She blushed, got this weird smile on her face, sidled up closer to me and put her hand on my leg.

“Uh, Dashie?” I asked, tensing up at the thought that she might start coming on to me.

“I just wish I’d been there. That’s all,” she said quietly.

Shit! After the last week I wasn’t up for dealing with any more bedroom disasters, especially with Dash who I really liked as a friend. Yeah, there was a part of me who thought she was really hot, too, but the memories of my huge fails with Rarity and Chickadee Peachbottom just kept bugging me.

Dash eyed me, scanned my face. “What is it?” she asked.

“Nothing,” I shrugged, just wanting to stay in the good mood I was in and enjoy the high and Dash’s company. My thoughts were invaded by images of Nona’s face again. Oh, fuck me! Why couldn’t I stop thinking about her for more than an hour?

“Nona, again?” she asked peering into my face.

“Yeah, how’d you know?” I asked, surprised again.

“Hey, I’m awesome that way,” she grinned, cuddling up and leaning on me, “bummer she left you, dude”

I sighed, started to relax a little until I felt Dash’s hand slowly sliding up my leg toward my crotch. She was breathing harder now. I jumped to my feet, looked down at her. She looked back up at me confused.

“I’m sorry! Was I being out of line just now?” she asked.

“Any other time I’d have been all over you like white on rice but this’s been a really weird, bad sex week for me,” I said, hoping she’d understand and not get all bent out of shape because of my seeming rejection of her.

“Hey, it’s all good,” she shrugged as she rose to her hooves, patted my arm. She suddenly brightened, smiled at me.

“Come on!” she said, as she turned and started walking toward town.

“What’re we doing?” I asked, just standing there feeling a bit dizzy from that weird Equestrian... Whatever it was.

“We’re going to your house. I’m making dinner for you,” she smiled at me over her shoulder as she strode ahead of me, “it’ll be awesome!”

Okay, this could be an adventure and it’d be a nice break from the weird food Nona’d taught me to cook. Yeah, a break from things like chocolate tofu broccoli and cheese surprise seemed like a really nice idea to me. I ran excitedly after her.

***

“Where’d you learn to cook veggie lasagna?” I asked as I delightedly breathed in the delicious aromas that were filling my house.

“Pinkie Pie taught me,” she smiled happily, as she put on a pair of oven mitts and pulled a huge, steaming pan of perfectly golden brown Lasagna out of the oven, set it on a counter to cool, “she drives me nuts sometimes because she’s so insanely manic but that bitch knows how to cook! She’s awesome that way”

“Hey, thanks for doing this,” I smiled at her as she rejoined me at the table, took a seat.

I reached across the table and patted her hand, gratefully. Yeah, friends like Dash were few and far between, even in Ponyville and I felt both grateful and happy she was here with me, now.

“No prob, bud! it’s nice to see you smiling again,” she said as she poured us both another glass of red wine, took a sip of her own.

“Okay so ‘fess up,” she asked, as she set her glass down, then eyed me, “what’s the reason Nona put that weird stud ad in the newsparchment?”

Fuck! I was really hoping we could get through the evening without her asking me that question. No such luck.

“Okay I’ll tell you but you have to promise me you won’t laugh, okay?” I said.

“Hey, you know me! I can’t make a promise to that but I’ll try not to laugh,” she said seriously. Fuck it! I shrugged and forged ahead.

“She left me because she said I fuck her too much, that I was wearing her out. That’s the main reason she put that stupid ad in the newsparchments. She thought it’d be a good way of taking some of the pressure off,” I frowned.

Dash’s jaw dropped, her eyes bugged as she stared at me blankly for a moment, trying to take in what I’d just said. Then she shook her head in disbelief, ran a hand through her mane.

“Fuck! I wish I had that problem!” she spluttered a moment later. I looked at her. Yeah, I had a fair idea of what she meant but I wasn’t entirely sure.

“What is it?” I asked.

“Okay, look! Don’t ever tell anyone what I’m about to tell you, okay?” she sighed nervously.

“Pinkie promise!” I smiled at her. She smiled, relaxed instantly, reached across the table and grabbed my hand, squeezed it.

“Cumming’s the only thing I can’t do in ten seconds or less,” she muttered so quietly I almost didn’t hear her. I sat for a moment, making sure I’d heard her right.

“So is that why you do everything else as fast as you can?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she said, “I guess I’m compensating for it. On top of that my pussy’s really small! It’s too small! I haven’t met a stallion yet who didn’t feel like they were splitting me in half!” she frowned. It was obvious this was really upsetting her now.

I squeezed her hand, smiled reassuringly at her. She smiled  and squeezed my hand back appreciatively.

“I can imagine how that’d be a problem,” I said.

“Yeah, no shit!” she groused, “all that pain and for what? A minute at most? Shit, that’s not even foreplay to me!”

She pulled her hand back, looked down at the table.

“That’s why I’m so into all the competitive stuff. Well, besides being really awesome at it. I do it to keep my mind off of... stuff, you know?” she was seriously frowning now. She took a big gulp from her wine.

She set her glass down, looked at me with a hopeful expression.

“I’ve heard all the stories about humans, about how you can go for at least an hour and all that. Shit! If I could find a stallion who could go for twenty minutes and not split me in half I’d be happy!” she said.

“Are you ready for some of that awesome lasagna you made?” I smiled, changing the subject and rising from my seat.

“Yeah,” she said, cheering and licking her lips.

***

“Whoah! This’s some good shit, filly!” I smiled ecstatically as I took my first bite, relishing the flavors and textures. Yeah, this really was some good lasagna.

“Thanks!” she smiled, blushing, then winking as she began eating, “I told you I was awesome at it”

The lasagna was so good I was practically wolfing it down. Yeah, this was the best meal I’d had since, fuck all! I couldn’t even remember when!

Dash seemed honestly amused as she watched me shovel her lasagna into my face with mad abandon.

“I’m really glad you like it,” she smiled, “but you might want to slow down a little so you won’t choke on it”

“But it’s so good! I could eat this all night!” I said between bites. Dash giggled. Yeah, she was honestly pleased and flattered. Then she paused, looked at me.

“Speaking of all night, um... do you think I could stay here with you, tonight?” she asked hopefully.

“Honey after this lasagna you could ask me for anything and I wouldn’t say no!” I said, still happily shoveling it into my face. She giggled and I paused as I noticed her eyes begin to sparkle.

“Awesome!” she smiled.

***

So there I was, making up the couch for Dash to sleep on when she stepped out of the downstairs bathroom wiping the water out of her mane and wearing nothing but a thong.  Fuck! Those beautiful eyes, her amazing rainbow-colored mane and tail and that bod! Taught muscles rippling under her sleek, azure skin. I couldn’t keep myself from staring. Inviting her to sleep with me  instead of on the couch suddenly seemed like a truly awesome idea.

She looked at the couch then at me and frowned as she walked over to me.

“Are you really going to make me sleep on the couch?” she pouted. I looked at her standing there and pouting at me,  feeling like a total idiot. What the fuck was I doing?

“Yeah, you’re right. I’m being incredibly stupid,” I said, as I tossed the sheet on the couch then gathered the bedding up in a lump and carried it back to the closet where I just tossed it in, closing the door. She giggled.

“Come on!” I smiled, nodding toward the stairs as I headed up, Dash right behind me.

Upstairs and in the bedroom now I stripped down to my underwear, headed off to the bathroom to get a quick shower.

So, there I was, all wet and soapy when I hear the shower door slide open. I opened my eyes to see a smiling Dash stepping in, her eyes sparkling.

“Turn around,” she cooed, smiling, as she took the bar of soap from my hand. I did and a moment later I felt the wonderfully luxurious sensation of her rubbing soap on my back in long, soft circular motions. I closed my eyes, slumped and just let myself get into it.

A moment later I felt her reach around and start soaping and washing my chest, her circular motions slowly going lower and lower until she was gently washing my crotch. She wrapped her hand around my now rock hard and throbbing cock.

“Ooh!” she cooed, breathlessly as I felt her fingers exploring me.

I turned and faced her, smiling. My body was trembling now.

She stood in front of me, her body glistening under the steaming water stream. Her eyes were wide and sparkling as she stared down at my cock, gently fondling and playing with it.

“It’s... fucking perfect!” she murmured, licking her lips.

I took her in my arms. She looked up at me as I wrapped my arms around her, drew her body to mine. I kissed her. Softly, sweetly. Closing her eyes she parted her lips, touched mine with the tip of her tongue caressing them tenderly. She began to tremble under my embrace.

Moaning, she spasmed with pleasure as I slipped my cock between her legs and began to gently thrust back and forth, rubbing her slit with my shaft.

Her kisses grew hotter, more passionate as her arousal grew within her. In those moments we completely lost ourselves in each other as the water grew cold.

***

Still wet from our showers I carried Dash to my bed. Her sultry eyes sparkled with a million stars. I gently laid her down on the covers, not caring if we got them wet or not.

I lay down next to her. Closing my eyes I touched my lips to hers and we began kissing with a white hot but very gentle passion as my fingers explored her.

The feel of her firm breasts, her taught nipples, her supple and incredibly soft skin were pure joy to my fingers as I gently explored every inch of her for the longest time, relishing every second of it.

“Perfect,” she moaned in gasping rasps as she gently nibbled my ears, kissed my face, bit my neck,  her hips gently rocking now.

I was completely lost, swept away in the sheer pleasure of these moments, transported by her gentle kisses and caresses.

‘Amazing’ thought a part of my detached mind, ‘I’d never thought Rainbow Dash would be such a passionate yet gentle lover. I’d never experienced anything like her, before. I could only let myself go, become completely immersed in her even as I felt a very deep part of myself merge with her, become one with her.

“Now... Please! Now!” she moaned as she grabbed me, pulled me on top of her.

I rose and settled between her legs, felt the tip of my cock find its mark, slowly slip into her deliciously tight, wet pussy.

She threw her head back, moaned loudly as her face twisted up in a rictus of absolute, pure pleasure as she wrapped her legs around my back, her hooves pushing against my ass, urging me more deeply into her.

She was tight! As tight as anyone I’d ever had, before. And soft! I’d never felt such a pussy as hers wrapped hungrily around my cock, before. I felt like I was in heaven as I began to slowly pump inside her, panting, gasping and moaning, now.

“Too slow?” I whispered as I gently nibbled her ears.

“No! Perfect! Perfect!” she gasped, her breathing growing ragged as her hips pumped faster as she built toward climax.

I opened my eyes to look at her, see her beautiful face, watch her experience her pleasure.

She bit her lip hard as she shut her eyes tight, little tears  welling in the corners as we felt ourselves and each other build slowly and ever closer to that ultimate moment.

She was shouting, gasping, screaming out as she dug her nails into my back, grasping me, grabbing me, her hooves beating softly against my ass as her hips pumped faster and faster.

She was driving us, now, compelling us both in the white heat of her intense passions, her body growing taught as a steel spring.

“Yes! Yes! Sweet Celestia, yes!” she screamed out, kissing my face, biting my neck and digging her nails even more deeply into my back, scratching me deeply. I didn’t even feel the pain. All I felt was the incredible, passionate thrill and ecstacy of what was happening as we drove each other irresistibly toward the pending eruption of our bodies into pure, ecstatic pleasure.

“Now!” she screamed, the sound of her rasping voice ripping my ear, “Give it to me! Now!” she screamed again as she bucked furiously, slamming her ass into mine.

My back tightened and my head lifted as I yelled out and exploded inside her.

Her wail became a screech as she wrapped her arms around my neck, held me tightly and violently convulsed in a series of massive, spasming climaxes that almost threw us off the bed by the sheer power of their force.

A moment later, the both of us sweating and raggedly gasping for breath, we slumped completely limp, our eyes closed, our hot breath rasping into each others ears, as we floated in utter and absolute satisfaction.

***

We awoke next morning wrapped in each others arms. I opened my eyes feeling like I’d had the best nights sleep I’d had in years, looked down on Dash’s angelically beautiful face as she slept, looking more peaceful and serene than I’d ever seen her, before.

I winced when I felt the sharp sting of the scratches she’d put on my back the night before. Utterly lost in each other, I hadn’t even noticed how deeply she’d scratched me. I noticed now as I reached around and tried to feel them.

She stirred when she felt my movement, opened her eyes and smiled up at me then frowned when she saw me wince in pain, again.

“Here, let me have a look,” she said, sitting up and urging me to turn my back to her.

I heard rather than saw her wince as she examined my back.

“Did I do that”, she gasped, surprised but also disturbed that she’d hurt me.

“Yeah, but it’s okay. It’s worth it,” I smiled at her. She blushed, smiled back at me before rising from the bed and padding off to the bathroom.

Dash returned a moment later with bandages, antiseptic, alcohol and a clean face cloth. She began gently cleaning my wounds. I couldn’t stop myself from yelping as I winced, feeling the sharp sting of the alcohol in my wounds.

“I’m really sorry I did this to your back,” she apologized, sweetly.

“Don’t,” I smiled, “just remember how they got there”

“Yeah, we were pretty awesome last night, weren’t we?” she giggled as she continued to gently clean my wounds.

***

I cooked a simple breakfast of fried eggs and toast for us. Dash ate slowly, glancing, blushing and smiling at me over her plate as she ate.

“You were perfect you know,” she cooed. Her eyes were dancing, full of stars as she gazed at me.

“Nah, I’m a long way from perfect,” I blushed, smiling as I looked away for a moment.

“No, seriously!” she said, “you’re everything I’ve been looking for, everything I’ve wanted in a lover. First you’re the perfect size. Next, you’re, well... Awesome!”

I looked at Dash, blushed more deeply,  felt a greater and different kind of adoration for her grow in me.

“I’m just a guy,” I said, actually humbled for once in my life, “I’m not perfect, not by a long shot”

“Seems like you’re perfect for me,” she cooed, her face ecstatic.

“So, what do you have planned for today?” I asked, feeling uncomfortable and also feeling the need to change the subject.

“Just the usual,” she said, collecting herself a little, “exercise, work-out, flight training, speed training. I gotta stay awesome, you know”

“I swear, if you were any more awesome you’d be declared illegal!” I joked. She giggled at me, very pleased by what I’d said.

Just then her face darkened a little as her face took on a nervous expression. She began to fidget.

“I... I have to, um... tell you something,” she muttered clumsily. I looked at her wondering what she was about to tell me. She took a deep breath, found her confidence again and smiled at me. “I... I love you! I hope that doesn’t freak you out” she said quietly but with absolute certainty.

Having said that she blushed deeply and looked away. I stared at her as my mouth fell open. Did she just tell me she loves me? My head started spinning. I ran a suddenly nervous hand through my hair. Oh, man! This was suddenly incredibly awkward.

“Why?” I asked, instantly regretting the question as soon as I’d asked it. Still, having been stupid enough to ask the question I decided to be stupid and press on.

“I’m just a big, fat, grumpy jerk,” I frowned, “what’s there to love about me, Dash?”

She blinked, stared at me for a moment, shocked.

“You never hit me as the kind to feel sorry for themselves,” she said.

“I’m not feeling sorry for myself,” I said, “I honestly don’t know why you’d love me or what you’d see in me to make you feel that way about me”

she laid down her fork, rose from her seat, stepped over to me and, smiling, took my hands in hers.

“You’ve never been a jerk to me, you’ve always been really nice and awesome friend for as long as I’ve known you” she said, smiling.

I stood up, looked into her eyes, scanned her face to see if she might be joking with me. Nope! She wasn’t. That realization terrified me.

Seeing my expression she pulled me to her, wrapped her arms around me and hugged me tight.

“You’re not a jerk. You’ve just been with the wrong mare for too long,” she cooed in my ear sweetly before kissing it, “I think it’s time to change that. I mean, if you’re willing to give it a chance”

“But, I don’t... I mean... What I’m trying to say is...” I stuttered, feeling more insecure and awkward than ever. She shushed me and laid a gentle finger on my lips, cutting me off.

“At least think about giving this - us - a chance, okay?” she smiled as she kissed me gently on the lips.

“What about Nona?” I asked, still feeling like I wanted her back.

“Dude, face it,” she said, “Nona may have been right for you at the time you met her but, honestly, she never was really right  for you in the long run. Maybe it’s time for you to let her go?”

“But, what if I don’t want to or can’t let her go?” I asked.

“Then you’ll be missing out on something truly awesome -  Me!” she smiled, kissing my lips again.

Wow! I mean wow! I was totally blown away. I never saw this coming, not in a million years!

She kissed me one last time before leaving, asking me again to think about it before she stepped out my front door and was gone.

Yeah, I had a fuck of a lot to think about, now. At least things hadn’t  ended in disaster for once. Still...

Oh, fuck me!