Author's Note

Updated Nov 8, 2019

This Chapter has been changed, the first part is still the same, but edited to be legible. If you read this chapter originally. I don't remember where I was going with the story. So I'll be changing the plot slightly. Maybe I'll add removed characters later on.

March 24, 2020

New readers can ignore the previous message.

The trouble hasn't even started

"Silent!" a voice cried out from the living room.

I slowly opened my eyes. The curtains were closed shut, so I couldn't tell the time using the sun. Looking at the clock hanging on my wall, I see that it is past noon. If I had a shift this morning I would have been late. Luckily there was no plan to change the weather for today. So I had the entire day off. How does Vinyl keep this up?

"Hey, wake up!" Lilly said poking me with her hoof.

I turned my head slowly to look at her. She was standing at the side of my bed with an innocent look on her face. She never wakes me up, so why now?

"...five...more," I said. I really did not want to get out of bed right now.

"Is this how you're going to be when it starts? Because, if so, then you're not going to survive long" She stated.

Go fu-

"Hiya, Silent!!!" A voice appeared from nowhere.

This sudden intrusion made me jump out of been and land face-first to the ground. I slowly got up and was met with two mares standing in my room. It was Silver Dusk and Gray Mist. Silver was Lilly's older sister and Gray was her friend and partner. Not partner as in a couple, but as comrades. Perhaps they might be since there is no other male within their clan.

"Oops. Did I do that?" She asked to no one.

Why are you here?

"You know why we are here," Gray said.

Suddenly, I was backed against the wall. I was met with Silver's gaze. She looked at me seductively. She bit her lip and move closer to my ear. I could hear and feel her heavy breathing. She then licked the inside of my ear. I felt her tongue twisting and turning inside. Something tells me I was right about my suspicions about her and Gray.

"You know, I feel it coming," she said with a smile.

What?

"My cycle of course."

What?! Now?!

"Oh but don't worry, I'll be gentle," she said seductively.

"Hi, sis!" Lilly greeted her sister like nothing was happening.

Silver transferred her attention to her little sister. She returned her greeting by waving her hoof back at her. She then quickly returned her full attention to me. She slowly began to close the gap between us.

Um, nope

With one swift move, I kicked her in the chest and she went flying to the other end of the room. She landed with a hard thud, but she was far from being finished. She seemed to have enjoyed that, as her pupils shrank and screamed for more.

"Playing hard to get are we?!" she yelled like a lunatic.

Before she could do anything else to me, she was stopped by Gray, who held her down. Gray looked at me.

This will happen, Silent.

She teleports them both off to who knows where. Probably back to her home, but who knows for sure. These girls really want me. If any other guy was in my place, he would accept it his fate and die a happy pervert. However, I am no pervert. Even though I have slowly grown to find them attractive.

"Silent is everything alright?!" Octavia screams as she came through my door. She almost broke it off its frame. Even though she never worked on it, she had incredible strength compared to me, as she was an earth pony. She must have heard all the banging from earlier.

"Fine...maybe not," I said in a weakened state.

She came into the room and took a good look around. She let out a long sigh. My bed was a mess and there was a huge dent in the wall where I kicked Silver into.

"Silent, are you still worried?" she said, I could see her concern in her eyes. I gave her a nod. She looked down. "Well then, guess you're going to have to start planning something to avoid the mares," she said in a surprisingly positive attitude.

Wait, what?

She closed the door before I could do anything. It was just Lilly and me. We stood there not moving a muscle. Lilly just stares at me, waiting for me to say something. I don't say anything, however.

"Oh! I just remembered," she turned to face me. "I'm going to hang out with the girls, so, um...bye." And, she was gone in a flash, literally.

I looked at the calendar that was hanging on the wall with a certain week highlighted. I stare at it for what seems like hours. I then look at the clock and see that it is now 3 pm.

Why?! Why?!?!?!?!? Why, is this happening to me?!

I was on my cloud, yes I own this cloud. The events of the Enders, mares, turning into a pony. This was getting to me. I laid on my cloud, watching the hours go by. It was fine for a few hours until I felt somepony was watching me. Their presence was slowly getting closer and closer.

Whoever it was, they had the ability to fly. There was only one pony that remained that I haven't had contact this week so far. I wasn't too fond of them. I don't even know what I did that got her attracted to me. But since then, she's been watching my every move. I can't even clean a plate without having it disappear after eating, only for it to show up the next day with a note that read: "Thanks for the leftovers". Seriously, almost everything I get that is disposable disappears before I throw it away.

Her presence got so close to the point that I feel their breath on me. I stay still to let them think that I haven't noticed them. Then at the corner of my eye, I see them raise their hoof. I quickly jump into action as I turn around and tackle them in a blink of an eye and pinned them to the ground.

"Gagh! What are you doing Silent!?" The mare screamed.

Her voice was not who I thought it was. I got a good look at her. I tilted my head in confusion. Instead of a yellow-gold coat pegasus, it was a lavender colored Alicorn. It was Princess Twilight, the most recent of the Alicorn princesses. She stared at me in annoyance.

"What was that for?" She said, still irritated by my actions.

"I thought... you were somepony else. Why were you... trying to sneak up... on me?" I slowly said.

She looked flustered for a bit and mumbled to herself. "I was going to tell you something important," she broke eye contact with me, "and I was trying to get you back for all those times that you snuck up on me," she said softly.

I said nothing back to her. All those times that she claimed that I snuck up on her were exaggerated. All that really happened was that I walked up to her while she was distracted. I made no real attempt to sneak around. Even the pink pony, known as Pinkie Pie, has claimed that I was a ninja. But she doesn't look at herself and realize that she literally fades in and out of existence.

"Also... can you get off me. I not mentally prepared for my first time." She said trying to hide her blush.

It took me a while to understand what she meant by that. I noticed that I was still pinning her to the ground. I quickly jumped into the air and landed several feet away. I was glad that no one saw us like that. Maybe in less than two weeks, that would have been seen as understandable, but for right now it was seen as disgust.

"So... what is it... that you want... to tell me?" I asked trying to calm down.

She got up and patted the dirt off her. When she regained her posture she walked closer to me but remained a good five feet away. She took a deep breath before opening her mouth.

"You have been summoned to see Princess Celestia and Princess Luna multiple times these last few weeks. They've sent letters to you, but you have yet to respond to them." She stated.

Wait when did I start receiving letters? I haven't gotten any letters except when I got that acceptance letter from-

My mind just clicked. There was only one pony that would have been digging through my things. But I only had met her for a week and a half. So where was my mail going? In fact, I haven't registered myself for an official mailing address yet.

I looked at her. "What address... have the Princesses been using... to send me the letters?"

She looked like she was going to dismiss that rediculous question before realizing something. Her face reddened, but not from arousal, but from embarrassment. I deadpan and she responds in even more embarrassment. It looks like she forgot to tell them that I moved out of her castle. So all those letters have been going to her. How has she not noticed?

And you're supposed to be a princess?

"Well... what do they want?" I asked to get this over with.

'Well... I told them about you and they seem interested in meeting you." She said sheepishly.

Great. Even more trouble. My life is already out of control as it is.

"Anyway, they want you to appear before them within a week. So be there." She said before teleporting off in a hurry.

I stood there wondering when my life went up in flames. Having to meet up with the rulers of Equestria. This could not have come up at a worse time. I already have dilemmas dealing with all these mares and now I have to deal with two more? I decided to head back to bed.

"So, what was that about?" I heard a toxic voice coming from above.

This...this was the one who I was expecting earlier. I looked up to see a gold-yellow pegasus on laying down on my cloud. She had an irritated look on her. Her eyes glaring at me. Her name is Spitfire. She's the captain of the Wonderbolts and is also... my stalker. She doesn't show it in the open, but when we're alone, it gets unpleasant.

Before I could say anything. She dives down from the cloud and lands only inches from my face.

"Listen here, if I see you flirting with somepony else that's not already part of this. I won't hesitate to kill them. Even if they are royalty. Understand?" Her eyes are void of life as she speaks.

I nodded in agreement. I'm pretty sure she hit her head too hard when she crashed into me and that was why she was acting all violent. But I have no proof of that, so I can only speculate.

She gives me a peck in the lips as her eyes turn back to normal. She flies back into the sky and leaves for the Wonderbolts.

I decide to turn in early. I've already been through a lot today.

Can this get any worse?