A Night With: Rarity

by Dustchu

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Lee, a human with more swear words in his vocabulary then the English dictionary allows.

Rarity, Ponyville's fabulous and drop dead beautiful fashion designer.

Both are the best of friends, somehow and have decided, why not go out for a night on the town. What could possibly go wrong with these two?

… Maybe everything?

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Written by: Dustchu
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A Night With: Rarity

A Night To Remember

"Rarity... if I may ask... why... just why do you need so many gotdang shiny rocks?" I asked the alabaster mare trotting next to me as I lugged a cart full of diamonds, crystals, rubies and so on. They were piled really high and I thought they were going to topple over, but by some force of nature they didn't.

Magic I guess, pfft.

Rarity turned her head to face me, those pretty blue eyes of hers locking on my own. "If you must know darling, I have just been given the pleasure of creating an entire new line of dresses for none other than Countess Colortura herself!" She squealed happily, bouncing as she walked.

Oh yeah, I remember Rara, Lady Gaga pone for the win, hehehe.

"She needs dresses?" I wondered, mostly to myself but Rarity nodded anyway. "Eh, does she do a lot of shows or something that need a lot of shiny duds?"

A melodramatic gasp, followed by, "But of course! She's only one of the most talented and well known singers this side of Equestria!"

"Well I get that part, but... oh hell never mind." I pfft'd, struggling to pull the cart towards Ponyville as the weight of it proved difficult even for me to pull. But I was a stronk human! I would not let this stop me, besides, I was a helpful guy!

Such was my life.