Humorous

by Xupxake

I. Pinkie Pie, Master of Parties

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It was amazing how Pinkie Pie had managed to decorate half of the town by sunset. Decorations, of course, were a part of her partying talent, so that helped her a lot. Nightmare Night was around the corner, so décor had to be put in place very early for the celebration. After managing to place one more skeleton-mare on the top of Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie decided to call it night, taking her party cannon inside.

Walking into her room, a certain gator stood at the door, almost as if he was waiting for her return since sunrise.

"Oh Gummy, Today was great!," Pinkie chuckled to her reptilian companion," I managed to decorate half of the town!"

After placing her party cannon into her closet, Pinkie turned off her lights and lay down on her bed, wrapping the blankets around her.

"Goodnight Gummy," Pinkie smiled, before drifting off to sleep.

The next morning, Pinkie woke up early for a head start to the decorations. Today, she'd have to decorate Town Hall, and many of the homes in Ponyville. Walking tiredly to her mirror to check herself, Pinkie grinned. A piece of her mane was in her mouth, and strands of her were poking out. She looked hilarious.

After fixing her mane, she decided to go wake up Gummy, today she was going to take him with her since she dreaded to leave him all alone for another day.

"Gummy, wake up," Pinkie chirped, nudging the gator. One eye opened, then the other as Gummy began to stand up. Gummy launched towards Pinkie's front-right hoof, his gums tickling her in the process.

"Come on Gummy!," Pinkie said, tossing Gummy inside her saddlebag." We have some decorating to do".

Looking down at the hoof that Gummy had tried to bite, Pinkie noticed something peculiar. She gasped of shock before running at her usual blur-like speed to Twilight's house. Stopping at the door, she knocked carefully, bouncing up and down vigorously.

Twilight opened the door, she yawned, her vision blurry ," Who is it?,"

"Oh Twilight, could you guess it, because I love guessing games!," Pinkie said.

"Pinkie Pie, Why are you up so early?," Twilight asked, this was obviously Pinkie, the voice said all.

"I have a problem..," Pinkie said.

"What is it?," Twilight asked.

"You Pinkie Promise not to tell anyone,"

"Yes..,"

"Well..,"

Pinkie rose her front-right hoof, Twilight eyes widened.

"Pinkie, why did you dye your hoof black?," Twilight asked.

"I didn't, I Pinkie Promise," Pinkie explained," I just noticed it when Gummy jumped onto my leg,"

"Well maybe it's something medical," Twilight assumed,"Maybe you should go to the Hospital,"

Pinkie nodded, before running off to the doctor's. Forget decorations for Nightmare Night, she could be seriously hurt. Pinkie had never been so serious in her life. Except for the Discord, and Starlight Glimmer problems, but this time, she wasn't being brainwashed.

Doctors and Nurses began to rush into Pinkie's room, they have never seen anything like this before.

"Do you think it's an infection?," Nurse Redheart asked.

"Maybe she just dyed it," Nurse Sugarheart repeated.

"Didn't she Pinkie Promise she didn't, she's so serious about those things," Nurse Lemonheart said.

"Enough!," Doctor Hoofington shouted," Or I will have to kick you 3 out,"

The nurses went silent.

"Now, Ms. Pie, do you feel any pain?," Doctor Hoofington asked.

"No at all, Doc," Pinkie grinned, playing with Gummy.

"Well, maybe it's just a bruise then," Nurse Lemonheart said.

"No, it's a sprain," Nurse Redheart argued.

"Your both wrong," Nurse Sugarheart bickered.

"You 3 out!," Hoofington said.

The 3 nurses went out, still arguing with one another.

"Well then Pinkie Pie, You should be f-," the doctor began.

"What is it Doc?," Pinkie grinned.

"It's spreading higher," Hoofington said, pointing to the black fur on Pinkie's hoof.

"We need to run some tests," The doctor said," You'll need to stay here for a while,"

"Okie-Dokie-Lookie," Pinkie grinned.

"I'll call your friends and family so they know," Doctor Hoofington replied, before disappearing from the hospital room.

Rainbow Dash zoomed into Pinkie's room, her 4 other friends walking in as well.

"Pinkie are you okay?," Dash asked, concern was in her voice.

"I'm fine," Pinkie grinned.

"Then why ar ya' in this hospital?," Applejack asked.

"Because of this," Pinkie said, revealing her new addition to her brilliant-pink fur, it appeared to had spread to her other 3 hooves.

The 5 other girls stared in shock.

"Not to be rude or anything, but shouldn't Pinkie Pie be Pink?!," Rainbow screamed.

"I do have to agree with Rainbow Dash on this," Rarity agreed.

Just then Pinkie started to sweat. Her eyes darted around the room," So you don't think I look good?," she surprisingly muttered.

"Not that!," Twilight disagreed.

"You do? I thought that you would like it, if your really my friends?," Pinkie said with shock.

The 5 friends muttered, they never had seen Pinkie Pie like this, ever.

"Do you have a fever, darling?," Rarity asked.

"You think I act sick?," Pinkie replied.

A moment later, Dr. Hoofington walked in, carrying a check board with his magic.

"Dr!," Pinkie Pie screamed, her eyes still darting.

"Yes Pinkie Pie," The Doctor replied.

"There's something inside my head,"

"What?," Fluttershy whispered.

"My hoofs why are they pink!," Pinkie shouted.

The mares and stallion stared at Pinkie.

"Can you girls follow me?," The doctor said to the 5. They nodded.

"It appears Pinkie has gone delusional," Hoofington said.

"Even more then usual," Rarity added, getting a buck from AJ.

"Anyway, we are going to keep her here for some more tests, I suggest you stay with here until visiting hours are over," Doctor Hoofington said.

" But Pinkie Pie is in charge of the decorations for Nightmare Night," Rainbow Dash replied.

"I'm sorry, but this is more important than silly decorations," The Doctor acknowledged before going down the hallway." Visiting hours are over in 10 minutes," He added.

"There's something on the floor," Pinkie gasped pointing to a stain on the tiles.

"Pinkie that's a stain," Twilight reassured.

The girls have been trying to calm down Pinkie for 6 minutes, nothing worked.

"But it's moving," Pinkie shrieked, going under her covers.

"It's just a stain!," Rainbow shouted.

"I think I'll name him Stainly, like a pet monster," Pinkie chuckled.

Applejack sighed, staring at the clock. "Time to Go," she said.

"It isn't snowing," Pinkie replied, looking out the window.

"Bye Pinkie," Fluttershy said.

"Bye..You," Pinkie grinned.

Twilight stopped at the door.

"Pinkie, do you remember her name?," she asked.

"Yea..umm..Fluttershy," Pinkie said.

"Okay," Twilight replied before walking out the room.

"Hey Stainly, don't you think those girls are weird," Pinkie said to the stain.

"I sure do," Pinkie said, dropping her pitch by the most she could do.

"Ya..," Pinkie said, at her normal pitch, before snuggling into bed," But there nice,".

Pinkie grinned one last time before going to sleep.