"SURPRISE!" All the hiding ponies screamed out.

Immediately Fluttershy grabbed onto me for saftey, which made me blush a little. Wolf didn't really show a reaction, lucky dog. Everyone then began to talk with one another, enjoying the party after the 'suprise'.

Pinkie poofed right in front of us, "Were you surprise, huh, huh, HUH?!"

"Yeah... I'm suprised, alright..." I said but it was mostly because of Fluttershy latching onto me.

"And what about you Wolfie?" Pinkie said moving down to his level.

"I was not design to be surprised, besides I seen everyone before the lights went on with augment mode."

"Challenge accepted." Is all she said before leaping out of existence.

"Oh oh... this can only end in disaster. And Fluttershy, you can let go now." As I said that, she immediately let go of me and backed away.

Her face blushing profusely, "Oh, um, uh... I'm sorry!" She looked terribly embarrassed.

"It's ok, nothing to be ashamed about. You were just startled that's all." I said, trying to comfort her.

"Oh, well... it was pretty scary. Still though-" I cut her off.

"Don't worry about Fluttershy. If I didn't mind at all, then don't worry about it. Now enjoy yourself, I'm gonna go mingle." I left, not giving her a chance to retort or be even more sorry.

I began my walk through the ponies, when I saw Wolf taking to, who I can assume is Dr. Whooves. Well... more of him asking Wolf questions and tinkering with him with something. 'What was it called again, the sonic screwdriver? I don't know, I never watched the show, though I maybe *mind cough mind cough* will *mind cough mind cough* look for his tardis.'.

I was then confronted by an tan earth pony with a rose colored mane, she wore a rose colored dress. "Hi-" she looks at Pinkie's invitation "-Will-by, my name's Roseluck and I just wanted to say 'welcome to Ponyville' and you're always welcomed to my shop. She introduced herself.

"Um, hi Roseluck and it's pronounced Will-be." I explained to her.

"Oh my, I'm sorry, I just though that it was-" I seem to have a thing for cutting of ponies.

"There's no need to make a big deal out of it. It happened before, so you're not the first one." I calmed her down.

"But still, I never mispronounced somepony's name."

"Well I'm no pony, I can assure you that. I mean some of the names back where I come from can get ridiculous."

She giggled, "Like what?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Welp, I was hoping you wouldn't ask because now I can't think of any for the life of me."

She laughed a little, "Then perhaps I'll just ask again when you can remember some. Oh and be sure to stop by my shop, I would love to see a new face at my shop."

"In that case I'll make sure to stop by soon."

She walked off but I noticed that she was swaying her hips. She looked back at me with a mischievous smile and a bedroom eyes, she then winked at me and continued to walk off. 'I guess she likes exotic things...'

I then continued my way saying hello to the ponies, untill I bumped into a mint green unicorn mare. 'Oh no, Lyra!'

She was wearing tight blue jeans and a vertical stripe shirt of mint and white. She turned to me and her eyes glistened for a moment. "Oh, you're Wilby, the human living in Ponyville. I'm Lyra, just an ordinary unicorn who plays the lyre." She chuckled nervously. What Lyra is thinking, 'Oh my Celestial, the human is talking to ME! Come on Lyra, play it cool, though let him think you're crazy.'

"Well hello Lyra and yes, I guess the 'the human living in Ponyville' title does work, but you can just call me Wilby." 'Still not sure if carzy or not *enter Fry is skeptical meme here*,'

Then a another tan earth pony mare came in, only she was waering a dark blue dress and had dark blue and pink mane. "Lyra whose the stallion you're talking to." The mare said not getting a good look at me.

"It's the human I was telling you about!" She yelled quietly.

The mare examined me closely, all the while I gave her an unamused look. She then handed Lyra a bag of bits and proceeded to introduce herself. "Hello, I'm Bon-bon and I just learned that my friend here isn't crazy."

'I'm now 78% sure she's crazy. "Hello Bon bon, I'm Wilby and it's a pleasure to meet you." I said to which I put my hand out to shake.

She was about to take it but Lyra intercepted her, "Sorry but I just gotta see these hands." She dragged my hand. towards her.

"Don't you have your own hand!" I said with the agitation being detected in my tone. Bon bon agreeing with me as well.

"Sorry but I just want to see how the texture of human hands feel, so bad. And everything else, that I'm sure that we'll all enjoy." What she meant by that I can only guess one thing and it ain't happening.

"What do you mean 'we'll all' enjoy and enjoy what." Bon bon questioned her 'friend'.

"It involves us three and the bed." Lyra said nonchalant, STILL studying my hand.

"WHAT?!" Bon bon and I said, we then looked at each other, our faces blushing.

Welp, escape plan Alpha is now a go. I reclaimed my hand back from the human fetish pony, "Nice meeting you two, gotta go meet other ponies, bye!" I said quickly and disappeared from their sight.

"... Okay, maybe I would have enjoyed it." Bon bon agreed, making Lyra squeel triumphantly.

I have gotten away from the mental patient and Bon bon. 'Aw, I can't be too mad at Lyra. I especially loved her in that one fic where she learns she was a human. Too bad I can't remember what it's called.' I thought myself, while subconsciously greeting ponies. Also, is it just me or are the mares, other than the main 6, really horny. Is that considered a good a thing or a bad thing... I'll accept it as a good thing, until estrus, if that happens.

"Hey so you're the new guy in town." An all too familiar voice called out. I turned towards the source and find an alabaster unicorn mare with an electric blue mane, she wore a cut off, grey tank top showing of her cleavage and her midriff, she wear very tight, cut off jeans, showing much off her legs and of course, purple shades.

*Wilby.exe is crashing, rebooting, coming up with an retort, initiate.* "Uuuuuhhhhh..." *Retort has failed, Wilby.exe has crahed, would you like to send a report?*

She laughed, "What? My mad looks broke your brain or something? I don't blame you, doesn't take much for me to brain kill a guy." It was at this point, the mare's friend had joined in on the conversation.

"Vinyl, are you bothering Ponyville's newest resident?" A grey earth pony mare with an black mane, wearing an elegant black dress, said.

*Brain stability is now at 50%, Wilby.exe is able to act. Beginning introduction protocol, initiate.* "Uh, sorry 'bout that, zoned out for a second." I chuckled nervously.

"Or you were just admiring sexiness at its finest." Vinyl said putting her arm over me, making it all the more tempting to stare at her cleavage.

"Excuse Vinyl, she can be a little perverted at times, but she is a good friend." She said, she then sticked her hand out, "I'm Octavia Melody, by the way."

Vinyl let go of me, while I took Octavia's hand, "It's nice to meet you Octavia, I'm Wilby Hinojosa."

Vinyl was next to speak, "Wilby? That's sound like a cool name, not as cool as mine mind ya. As for my name, I'm Vinyl Scratch or you can call me by my stage name, DJ PON-3." She said with much enthusiasm.

"Nice to meet you too, Vinyl." I said, trying to keep my eyes directed on her face and not her breast, no matter how tempting.

"So Wilby, how are you enjoying your stay in Ponyville, so far?" Octavia questioned.

"I'm really enjoying myself, made some new friends and got a ton of bits and gotten Rainbow in that outfit." I explained to her.

"Aw man, you got her in that outfit?! Nice,~ too bad she isn't here, I would've loved to had some with her." Vinyl said.

"What kind of fun are we talking about here?" I said with an raised eyebrow.

"The very fun one." She explained.

*Wilby.exe is now fully operational, switching to perverted mode.* "In that case, you wouldn't mind if I joined in on the fun, would you." I said, suggestively.

"Hoho, a 180? I didn't expect that and to answer your question... I would really like it if did join in." She said seductively.

Octavia sighed, "And of course you're just as dirty as Vinyl."

"Sorry Octavia, my personality kind of changes to suit the people I'm around, it's hard to explain." I explained to her.

"Really? Well then, sorry for judging you then. I guess Vinyl can influence others."

"Hey, why are we still standing around talking? We should be partying!" Vinyl said, apparently, she wasn't listening to that small bit.

"Hell yeah, when it's time to party, we party hard!" I yelled out, getting a 'woo' from everpony.

"Hey I like that, I'll think I'll use it." Vinyl said.

And so we partied hard like I said. It was a special party to me, mostly because it was my first 'Pikie Party' and I was sure manybmore were to come.

No one's PoV

"Hmph, so he's the one. He doesn't look that tough." A mysterious figure said outside in the shadows of Ponyville.

"He has not gotten use to his powers, his true power. He will get stronger." A disembodied voice said to the mysterious figure.

"Then I will wait. I wish to see what he is truly capable of, then I will end him." The mysterious figure said, before leaving. The last thing to see of the mysterious figure was some kind of gold glistening where it's face is.

"And we shall see whether he will be able to last that long." The disembodied voice was all it said, before everything went quiet.

Who is this mysterious figure and what kind of threat will he be for our hero. Will Wilby place Vinyl Scratch on top of his 'to do list'? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z Ka- wait... SHIT! I mean Shadow Warrior.

Author's Note

Don't question me how to squeel triumphantly, just accept it, like how you accept Pinkie. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and cannot wait for the next chapter. There's gonna be a small time jump in the next chapter, nothing too big, just enough to get that craving for meat... Also the story I was talking about was Anthropology, check it out, it's really good and I got really into it. Changed my perspective of Lyra completely. Also, no, the next chapter will not go into further detail of who the mysterious figure is.