Most, if not all main female ponies have been r63'd since I'm kind of tired of seeing 80% of human clopfics having male protagonists.
It's been four years since I've been living in this place. Four years of just staying at home and doing what I can to pass the time. I've even learnt the language 'equestrian' just to read all these books that I keep getting from that nerdy pony who visits me from time to time. If he wasn't so shy and fidgety when he speaks to me then I might actually have some one… or some 'pony' to talk to.

Why am I here? Well, it's obvious: I can travel through time. I control it sometimes, but after watching too many Back To The Future movies I've decided to stop using them for a while. The last I used it got me here, a couple million years into the future. Are you still here to listen to me? or have you left already because you've realised that I'm batshit insane?

Eh, call me that if you want. It'll make it easier for you to avoid me so I can live my life in peace and quiet.