When the Doctor brings home a strange muffin from a strange world there is only one thing Derpy Hooves could do. EAT IT! But this is no ordinary muffin, sealed inside its sweet muffiny goodness is the soul of an ancient leader. The Muffin Queen. Not only will Derpy have a bad tummy ache, now she must deal with (and conquer) the2nd soul living inside of her. Through Enigmatic Machinations, to nightmarish transformations, tyrannical rule, and silly Derpyisms. Will our favorite wall-eyed mare be able to retain herself, or lose her body to the Queen. (This starts off as a Poem, then a story to supplement it)