Deadpool vs. Travis
What the Hell is Deadpool doing at the Sleepover?!?
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Did ye call for Foxy, the pirate Fox?" The girls looked down, seeing a 16 year old boy, wearing a long, black leather jacket. He had four ear piercings, a shiny iron hook, and an eye patch, covering up the long cut on his eye. His right hand was machine, no skin on it. He also had..... A small beard on his chin. A red mustache covered the patch of skin under his nose.
"That be me then!" He yelled. It was Foxy. All grown up. Sunset looked in awe, along with the three other girls behind her. He walked up the crater, revealing his ring and necklace. They were both gold, the design being skulls. He walked up to Travis, staring at him...... until he punched Travis in the face.
"That's fer killin' yerself when you defeated Springtrap!" Travis rubbed his cheek, looking to Foxy in anger.
"Is there gonna be an actual introduction?" Foxy sighed, putting his robotic hand out. Travis grabbed it.
"It be good seein' you, mate." He hugged Travis, which caused him to hug back. Once Foxy broke the hug, he turned around seeing three awestruck girls.
"Hello lasses." Sunset walked over to him, grabbing his robotic hand.
"What.... happened?" Foxy chuckled.
"I'm grown up now, lass." He stood a few inches above her, about as tall as Travis.
"I can see that.... but the beard? The hand? The new getup?!?" Foxy sighed at this.
"Listen, lass. I was thrown out of the spirit world. I lost my hand, my eye, my hook....." She noticed that his hook looked brand new.
"Are you okay?" She hugged him, he patted her on the back.
"I'm fine, lass." He looked to the other girls. Their eyes were wide.
"I can see that ye be surprised 'bout my appearance." The three girls shook their heads.
"Sorry!!! It's just.... You've grown.... Have you been getting bigger?" Rainbow asked in a kinky way.
"I be likin' where this is goin'." Foxy stated with a sarcastic voice. Twilight interrupted the horny conversation.
"So..... Foxy! It's good to see you again!" She smiled sheepishly as she felt a cold, metallic hand pat her on the back.
"You too lass." Just then, Sunset got a text.
Hey, Sunset. I'm bringing a special guest to the sleepover tonight, because he doesn't have anywhere to stay. Can you promise me that Travis won't attack him?
Sunset was confused at this. Why would Travis attack this person?
Who is he?
It was a good thirty seconds before Fluttershy responded.
Now, don't freak out. I'm bringing Deadpool with us.
Sunset gasped and almost dropped her phone.
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BRING DEADPOOL TO THE SLEEPOVER?!?
Travis looked over to Sunset.
"Are you doing alright Sunset?" She smiled sheepishly while nodding. She looked to her phone.
He's a very kind person when you get to know him. I thought that we should maybe be his friends. Pinkie approved.
Sunset facepalmed.
Are you sure? He is a very dangerous person.
She watched her phone for about two minutes until Fluttershy replied.
He promised not to be mean or hurt anyone. He is excited to meet you all!
Travis looked to Sunset.
"It's time to go...." He said walking towards her.
"Are you okay?" She nodded, putting her phone away. Travis put his hand on her shoulder.
"What's the matter?" Sunset sighed.
"Will you PROMISE not to freak out?" Travis nodded.
"Okay. Deadpool is staying at the sleepover with us." Travis nodded.
"And?" Sunset looked to him. And?
"That's it." He shrugged his shoulders.
"That's nothing to worry about! Me and Deadpool go WAAAAAAAAY back." Sunset looked to Travis, confused.
"What do you mean?" Travis chuckled.
"You shouldn't worry. Just.... Don't get on his 'angry' side." Sunset sighed.
"Are you sure that we'll be alright?" Travis nodded.
"I'll make sure of it...."
Travis sat on the couch, waiting for Fluttershy to arrive with Deadpool. Sunset and Pinkie were playing the new 'Legend of Nightmare' game, while AJ and Rainbow were having an arm wrestle. Twilight sat next to Travis, cuddling with him (Even though she didn't realize it).
Hello? Is anyone there?
You idiot! We're not supposed to be here until next chapter!!!
Ugh.... What the fuck are you doing in this chapter? You know what? I don't want to hear it! Into the next chapter, NOW!!! Anyways, there were three light knocks on the door. Pinkie immediatley ran to the door.
"Who is iiiit?" Someone coughed outside. It sounded like a male.
"It's me." Fluttershy said, Pinkie opening the door in response. She saw Fluttershy in her sweater, smiling. She also saw the guy that tried to kill her (me!!!). He held up a bag.
"I brought chimichangas!!!" The girls looked at this guy, in confusion. Didn't he want to kill them?
"It is a pleasure to meet you: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset...." He eyed Sunset, and held his hand out. She grabbed it, shaking his hand. His eyes were narrow.
".......Shimmer" She blushed.
"Anyways....... If you guys just called the party, you just got it!!!" Travis shook his head while chuckling.
"My old friend, we shouldn't waste our time with this sleepover. Me, you, and Foxy need to meet in the basement. Right now." Deadpool sighed.
"They all still have their virginity though! Can't I take it away?" Fluttershy was the only one who chuckled. Everyone eyed her.
"Sorry. The joke WAS funny though." She said, a small giggle following afterwards. Deadpool sighed.
"Before we go, I need to make a phone call." He took out his iPhone.
"Yo! Margo!"
What the fuck? How are you breaking the fourth wall right now?
"No idea! Anyways...... WE NEED MORE THAN 1000 FUCKING WORDS PER CHAPTER!!!!"
The girls are all looking at you. You know that, right?
"I know they are looking at me. That's not the point! I need more than 1000 words!"
No. 1000 words is a HUGE number for me.
"You know what? Talk to my dick."
Author's Note
Can you tell Sunset that she's my waifu?
HELL NO!!!
I could cancel the ENTIRE story, ya know.
Maybe next chapter then......
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