The three men looked at each other in the basement. They sat at a table that Pinkie set up for them. Deadpool had a beer in his hands, while Foxy and Travis drank tea. After a huge chug, Deadpool stood up.

"I don't know about you bastards, but I'm remembering how huge those boobs were. Those girls need their v-cards taken away!!! I'll do it!!!" Foxy banged his tea on the table, Sunset hearing it from upstairs.

"I'm sick of ye sea dogs sittin' around and talkin'!!! I need to get back to the spirit world!!!" He said, pulling a revolver out.

"Now, who's ready to kill?" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders.

"I just killed a HOARD of soldiers earlier, but I can take a few more." Foxy shook his head while chuckling.

"Ye ain't comin'. Yer stayin' here to watch ye ladies." Deadpool shrieked in excitement, yet he wasn't going to fuck them tonight.

"Hey! What the hell Authour!!!" While Deadpool was TRYING to break the fourth wall, he couldn't. He tried his hardest and even was about to shit his pants.

"What! Please don't do this to me!!!" He yelled. He ran upstairs to the bathroom, leaving the Author laughing gleefully. The girls stared at him on the way up, as he quickly entered the bathroom. He pulled down his pants, revealing his itty bitty dick. You could hardly even see it.

"Hey!!! Let's not be harsh!!! Whenever I'm hard, I get PRETTY big!"

"No you don't, dumbass!" Stuffy pointed out. Crazy was sitting and drinking tea.

"How did you know that?!?" Crazy asked. The Author didn't give a shit and continued to write this terrible clop fic, even though it isn't really a clop fic.

"Hey! Back to me!" Deadpool shouted. After he was finished shitting, he washed his hands and went outside. Travis and Foxy were exiting the basement and heading for the door.

"Where are you two going?" Sunset asked. Travis hoped to not get noticed. He sighed and turned around.

"We need to do something." She shook her head, a frown on her face.

"What about us? Are you leaving us?" Travis shook his head.

"Deadpool will be providing safety for you in case someone tries to hurt you." Deadpool walked out of the hallway.

"Yeah. I 'can't come along', so I figured that I would stay here." He said, trying to imagine them naked. He couldn't because the author wanted to prevent him from getting a boner.

"Now, that's just plain rude!" He shouted. The girls stared at him.

"Let me make another call." He said, turning his phone on. He put it on his ear.

"Yeah, is this pvzMLP? It is! Thank you for picking up, I was just wondering...... CAN YOU TELL MARGO TO STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE?!?!?" pvzMLP hung up.

"Dammit...." Sunset walked up to Travis, giving him a hug.

"Can you at least tell me where you're going?" Travis chuckled.

"Foxy's 'Pirate Cove' has some valuable things in it." He said, Foxy nodding in response. Applejack eyed Travis suspiciously.

"An' you're sure that's the reason?" Travis nodded slowly. He opened the door.

"We should be back by midnight." He said, a mischievious smile on his face. He and Foxy walked out of the house, and Deadpool stretched.

"It's getting pretty late. Why don't you ladies go to bed so I can rape you?" None of the girls heard the last part, but decided to head off anyways. Deadpool wasn't gonna rape anyone tonight.

"Fuck off Author!!! This is MY story!!!" He said, clenching his fists. He walked towards the basement, closing the door behind him.

Sunset sat up, seeing that all of her friends were out of their sleeping bags. She got up, looking outside.

"It's still nighttime?" She asked herself. The door was slightly open, light coming out of it. Crimson light. She opened the door, seeing blood stains on the walls and floors. She walked on looking to the bathroom door, seeing blood leaking out of it. She opened the door seeing.... Twilight impaled, the sword of Deadpool stuck to a wall. Right through her heart. Sunset gasped as she looked on in horror. She stumbled out of the bathroom until she tripped on the corpse of Rainbow Dash, a gunshot wound in her head. Tears in her eyes, she continued forward, seeing AJ, Rarity, and Pinkie, their heads pinned to the wall. She stepped into the living room, seeing Travis and Foxy on the ground. Deadpool was holding Fluttershy by the hair, his sword to her neck. Her tears dropped to the ground, making a small puddle. Sunset, sat down in shock.

"Say goodnight...." Deadpool slit Fluttershy's throat and she fell to the ground, blood spilling out. He looked to Sunset, laughing maniacally. He pulled out a pistol.

"Please don't hurt me....." She begged. He chuckled.

"Welcome to Hell...." *BANG*

Sunset woke up extremely sweaty. She was breathing hard, fear in her eyes. She looked around, seeing her friends, sleeping in a cozy manner. She stood up, walking to the door. No blood. She continued to sneak around the house, until she got to the basement door. She opened it, hearing faint talking. She snuck down the stairs, the talking getting louder. She peeked over the corner, seeing Deadpool without his mask, watching 'Terminator '.

"Still gotta love the classics...." He's said, taking another sip of beer. His face was full of burns and scars. He looked like.... a testicle with teeth. She snuck back upstairs, glad that her friends were alive. Yet, she felt sad for Deadpool. Who gave him those scars?

Author's Note

It's getting DEEEEEEEEEP!!!

Also, here you go, pvzMLP!!!