Author's Note

I admit, Justin and I have taken some massive risks for this chapter. Please don't lynch us if you don't like what you see this chapter.

You Cheeky Dick Waffle!

Rarity sighed as she sat with Twilight on her fainting couch, her pipe held in her fingers as she smoked. She glanced over at Twilight, who was smoking a cigar. “So… What should be discussed about that night first?”

Twilight rubbed her chin and tapped some ash into the ashtray, “Maybe just start with what happened? But if you feel uncomfortable, you don’t have to say it; I’ll understand.”

Rarity exhaled some smoke and knocked some ash from her pipe into the ashtray before refilling the pipe. “Well… It all started in the garden. I saw him out the corner of my eye and started working my charms to test him.” She lit her pipe and took a puff. “At first he acted like a gentleman, and led me to a small bedroom off from the ballroom. He traced his hand from my shoulder down my back to my waist, and asked if I wanted to skip straight to the festivities, locking and soundproofing the room as I asked him what sort of festivities as part of my teasing.”

Twilight nodded, “Continue…”

Rarity nodded. “He kissed me and squeezed my breast. Not hard enough to hurt, but enough that I certainly felt it. Then he uncovered my breasts. I asked him if they pleased him, he said they did. Then dropped his pants. If not for that magic roofie, I’d have broken the teasing off and humiliated him. But instead I had him pull my gloves off. And then…” She hesitated and took a longer drag from her pipe.

“And then…” Twilight asked, raising her eyebrow. Her cigar hung loosely from her fingers, periodically dropping ash into the tray below.

Blueblood grinned as he bent Rarity over the bed while rubbing his tip against her soaking snatch. “Is it your first time, my lady?” he asked as he reached around to rub her breasts, sending another small aura of magic into her skin as he rubbed on her more.

“Yes, my Prince,” Rarity replied, arching her back under his touch, “I’ve saved myself for this moment.” She shifted her hips slightly, aligning Blueblood’s shaft with her entrance.

“Well then consider it an honor to be deflowered by your Prince,” Blueblood said as he shoved his entire length inside of her with one thrust, lightly groaning at how tight she was.

Rarity moaned loudly, bringing her hand up to her mouth in a futile attempt to stifle the sound. Her walls clenched down upon Blueblood’s girth, pulsating from both pain and pleasure as she slowly got used to the feeling of Blueblood inside her.

Blueblood gripped her hips and started thrusting in and out of her, massaging her supple rear as more pink magic soaked into the skin of her buttocks. “Your body is magnificent, my lady,” he groaned as he reached around and squeezed her breasts again, one hand soaking in pink magic and the other soaking in the blue of a contraceptive spell.

Rarity’s mind went fuzzy as she thrusted against Blueblood, her voice suddenly transitioning into incoherent moans as her arousal seemed to skyrocket. Still, she kept thrusting against him, aching with the burning arousal nestled in her loins.

Releasing her breast, the hand soaked in pink trailed down and began rubbing her clitoris, soaking more magic into it as Blueblood licked and sucked on her neck. He was truly fortunate to find such an attractive virgin as this woman.

Rarity’s mind began slipping away under Blueblood’s ministrations, her vision clouding into a warm haze of pink as her ears and mind filled with the fluffiest of cottons. She moaned, a low, keening sound full of arousal and lust.

Straightening up, Blueblood lifted her left leg and hooked it over his shoulder, thrusting deeper into her while rubbing her luscious thigh with his pink coated hands. “Such a wonderful body, my lady. I may need to come back for more after tonight.”

Rarity could hardly think straight through the fog clouding her mind. All she knew was that the man in front of her sent the most wonderful feelings through her body and that she had to keep thrusting in time with him to ensure the constant stream of pleasure.

Blueblood groaned as he poured in more power to the contraceptive spell, feeling the first of several orgasms coming on fast. Thrusting harder, he stiffened and groaned as he came deep inside her cavern.

As soon as she felt Blueblood’s seed inside her, Rarity’s mind blanked out completely and faded away under a seemingly endless tide of pleasure and pink. Her body kept moving on autopilot, striving to please the man before her with all she had.

Panting, Blueblood pulled out of her and sat on the bed, motioning for her to get between his legs. “I need your help to get ready for another round, my lady.” He ran his fingers through her hair while nudging her toward his flaccid length, more pink soaking into her scalp.

Rarity leaned forward and began suckling Blueblood’s flaccid penis, stroking it with her tongue and teasing it back into an erection. She fondled his testicles as she sucked, rolling them between her fingers.

Blueblood groaned and gripped her head as she serviced him. For a virgin, she was a natural at using her mouth. He had to wonder though… “Use your bosom too, my lady.” His cock twitched at the thought of her sandwiching it between those mounds.

Rarity obliged, lifting her breasts up and letting them capture Blueblood’s shaft between them. She worked her mounds up and down Blueblood’s penis and moved them in gentle circles.

Blueblood leaned his head back as he groaned. She was just as good with her breasts as her mouth. Her every movement made him twitch in pleasure. “You have such a soft bosom. Keep using your mouth too.” He toned back the spell just enough to make her able to praise his skill and take compliments.

Rarity’s mind cleared just enough for coherent speech to kick in, not that she was capable of speaking with the tip of Blueblood’s cock lodged firmly within her mouth as she licked it as if it were a lollipop. Still, she managed to mumble out a few enthusiastic praises in between licks and strokes.

Blueblood preened at her praise and rubbed her head, groaning in enjoyment of her services. He soon started panting as he felt another orgasm coming at him. Gripping Rarity’s head, he started thrusting in and out of her mouth, finally groaning as he burst in her warm oral cavity.

Rarity’s mind almost disappeared once more once the second load filled her mouth and into her throat. She began milking Blueblood for every last drop of semen she could, her lips wrapped tightly around him.

As he finished cumming, Blueblood pulled out of her mouth and had her lie back on the bed, getting on top of her and rewarding her excellent service with a deep kiss while fondling her breasts, taking care to tease her nipples as he reinforced the contraceptive spell.

“Oh yes my Prince! Yes!” she cried, eagerly writhing beneath him at the sheer pleasure his touch brought her. She couldn’t think of anything but lavishing all her lust and attention upon Blueblood, such were the effects of the haze settled into her mind.

Once he was hardened again, Blueblood rubbed against her clit for several seconds before thrusting back inside of her, groaning as he did. She really did have quite the warm and accommodating cavern. Gripping her shoulders, he started thrusting fast and hard into her. He wanted her to be willing to be used whenever he wanted when he was done.

Rarity’s hips bucked almost on their own, meeting Blueblood’s thrusts halfway and matching his pace. She tossed her head back in a daze, completely surrendering herself to him.

Blueblood grinned and thrusted harder into her, licking her neck and pulling on her nipples. “Tell me how it feels, my lady.” He pressed against her and thrusted deeper as he ran his hands all over her smooth, creamy skin.

“Absolutely wonderful, my Prince!” Rarity cried, her hands braced upon his shoulders. She couldn’t help but let out a wail of pleasure, almost drowning in the steadily advancing wall of pink haze.

Blueblood groaned as he felt her clenching on him and milking him for more of his seed. Pinning her harder against the bed, he obliged her, groaning as he emptied his balls inside of her canal a second time.

Rarity’s orgasm struck fast and hard, her walls clenching down and all but pinning Blueblood in place and forcing his seed deeper into her vagina.

Blueblood groaned as she squeezed him. “Oh my lady, you’re so deliciously tight.” He latched his mouth onto her nipple and sucked hard on it as he reached between them and rubbed her clit, urging her to keep clenching him to harden him again.

Rarity moaned again, clenching down further and grinding her hips against Blueblood, absolutely loving the sensation of his shaft hardening inside her.

Once he was fully erect, Blueblood pulled out just long enough to spoon Rarity before thrusting back into her, lifting her right thigh so that he could get even deeper into her as he thrusted while his left hand slipped under her to fondle her breast, glowing blue as he strengthened the contraceptive.

Rarity’s hand came up and began fondling her other breast, pinching and squeezing the nipple . She cried out in ecstasy, all but writhing under Blueblood from just how good she felt. “Yes! Yes, my prince! Right there! Yes!”

Blueblood rolled her on top of him and squeezed both of her mounds as he thrusted harder and faster. “My lady, do you want this again after tonight?” he breathed into her ear as he pinched her nipples.

“Yes, my prince. I would absolutely love to lie with you again,” Rarity responded, bringing her arms up and back to hold his head against hers.

Blueblood chuckled and brought a hand up to hold her soft hand against his cheek as he kissed her. Nothing like the ultimate positive reinforcement to keep her coming back for more. Pretty soon she’d settle for no man but him.

Rarity leaned into the kiss, eagerly returning it but daring not to extend it further lest she displease Blueblood. As soon as his lips contacted hers, the pink haze returned, far stronger than before, but still leaving her with a bare few faculties.

Blueblood smirked against her lips. She had such soft and full lips. Deciding to explore further, he pushed his tongue past her lips and into her mouth. As he did, he ran his fingers through her hair and held her head so that she couldn’t break the kiss while he explored her mouth.

The pink haze circling through Rarity’s mind grew ever stronger as Blueblood probed through her mouth. Rarity began bucking harder, all but slamming her hips against Blueblood’s.

Blueblood groaned and started slamming in time with her. She was certainly enthusiastic. Breaking the kiss, he kissed her earlobe. “Tell me, my lady. Is it a dangerous day? Is my contraceptive spell the only thing protecting you?”

Rarity whimpered from the loss of Blueblood’s lips upon her own but replied, “Yes, my prince.” She returned her focus to Blueblood’s absolutely lovely ministrations, her cries of pleasure once more resuming.

“How does that make you feel? Being at my mercy like this?” Blueblood’s heart rate sped up as he rolled her nipples between his fingers. One act of will, and he could make her his. His concubine. The perfect breeding girl that would never defy him.

“It feels wonderful, my prince!” Rarity cried out as another orgasm ripped through her. She arched her back once more, a squirt of liquid gushing from between her thighs.

Blueblood groaned and came with her, emptying a third load into her, for the moment, protected womb. “It excites you that the spell could fail? That the floodgates might open and let all my seed reach your waiting egg, my lady?”

“Yes, my prince,” Rarity sighed, just barely out of the orgasmic high that clouded her mind even further than normal. She ground against Blueblood again, teasing him back to erection.

Groaning in pleasure at her dutiful tendings, Blueblood carefully turned her around while keeping inside her and rolled on top of her. She was the one. She would be his concubine. Kissing her to further distract her, his hands glowed blue for a moment, and withdrew all the blue colored mana from Rarity’s body, allowing the contraceptive to fall as he started thrusting hard and fast into her.

Rarity felt the contraceptive dissipate and let out an absolutely delirious cry of sheer ecstasy, her head lolling back as she felt Blueblood’s penis without anything between it and her walls.

Blueblood groaned against her neck as he felt the same pleasure. “Tell me, my lady. Does it not feel so much better with no protection at all?” He kissed her neck and squeezed her breasts as he went faster in and out of her.

“Oh yes, my prince! It feels heavenly!” Rarity wiggled her hips in circles, trying to grind Blueblood’s penis deeper inside her.

Though concerned more for his own pleasure, Blueblood couldn’t help but enjoy Rarity’s moans. They sounded very melodic. All the better to serenade him while he pleasured himself with her body. Sucking her left nipple into his mouth, he thrusted harder, using a bit of telekinesis to urge her to wrap her legs around him.

Rarity’s legs moved almost of their own accord, wrapping tightly around Blueblood and tightly pressing Rarity against him. She whimpered out a shaky moan, the buildup of the last few orgasms making her dizzy with endorphins.

Blueblood switched nipples and sucked her right one harder as he started trading speed for power, starting to swell inside her as his balls contracted. He released her nipple as he began grunting with every thrust. “It’s coming, my lady. It’s coming!” Time to make the number of loads inside her an even four.

“Yes my prince! Cum inside me!” Rarity cried, feeling Blueblood’s cock start to throb inside her as he released. She screamed again, orgasming and squirting out another stream of liquid.

Blueblood’s eyes widened in horror as he poured his load into her waiting womb. A commoner?! He had lain with a commoner! And on top of that he had just impregnated the unworthy harlot!

Rarity’s eyes widened as the details came back to her. Details she had missed at the time. “Oh dear Celestia…” Her pipe, which had long since gone out, fell from her limp fingers and clattered on the ashtray.

Twilight snapped back into attention, a light blush on her face from Rarity’s tale, “What happened? What’s wrong?”

Rarity looked at Twilight, her face as pale as Twilight’s own. “Twilight… I think he impregnated me…” she breathed.

“Oh shit….” Twilight whispered, dropping her cigar from her suddenly limp fingers. “Oh this is bad… this is very very bad….”

Rarity dropped her face into her hands. “Oh what am I going to do, Twilight?” she asked, her voice muffled by her hands somewhat.

Twilight leaned back and took a breath, panicking would get neither of them anywhere at this point. “The way I see it,” she began, “you have three options: Abort the little bastard kid, raise the kid, or put the kid up for adoption.”

Rarity looked at her with a grown at the first suggestion. “I’ll not abort an innocent child for the sins of their father. And considering Blueblood’s new reputation, we have no way of knowing if it would be treated properly by any orphanage.” She took a deep breath. “Much as I regret the circumstances of this child’s conception, I’ll not abandon it. What’s that old saying? ‘I’ve made my bed and must now lie in it’?”

Twilight snorted, “As Alucard would say, I think you’ve done plenty of laying in your bed. But on a more serious note, I’m almost glad that you’ve decided to keep the child. Maybe he’ll turn out better than his father ever was.”

Rarity let out a giggle at her joke about Alucard. “He really would say that, wouldn’t he? But all joking aside, I intend to make sure this child is nothing like his or her father.” She smirked. “Especially with the help of five honorary aunts.”

Twilight grinned, “And a few honorary unc- Wait… Alucard is a terrible role model for a child. And so is Schrodinger. Actually, I’m pretty sure you’re the only good role model out of the three of you, Anderson.” She looked over to where the minister sat, hands folded under his chin and eyes staring down at the table in thought.

“Aye, lass, that may be true. Might be true indeed. But, Rarity, are you sure you can handle the burden of raising a child?” he asked.

Rarity smiled at Anderson. “Of course I can handle it. Especially with such wonderful friends to help me do it.” She looked at Twilight. “Though maybe Twilight should be as little involved as possible? I daresay she’s living proof of what a horrible role model Alucard is.”

“Hey!” Twilight growled, “What’s that supposed to mean!?” Still the light grin on her face belied the fact that she was all too aware of just how bad an influence Alucard had been on her.

Rarity giggled as she grinned back at Twilight, hugging her pale friend. “You’re still one of the best friends I could ever ask for.”

“And I’m ever so thankful for that,” Twilight hugged back, before looking out the window, “Hey, is it just me or are those clouds outside… pink?”

Anderson and Rarity both cocked eyebrows at the pink clouds, which Rainbow Dash was trying with apparently little success to round up. “Shall we investigate?” Anderson asked.

“We shall,” Twilight answered, already halfway to the door. She drew her parasol from her pocket dimension and flipped it open, her gloves already on and wires already floating around her.

Rarity joined them, her hand hovering over her knife as Anderson drew a couple of bayonets. As they stepped outside, they spotted Gilda. “Gilda! Do you know what’s going on?”

Gilda swooped down for a landing and wiped some of the pink mass on her hands off on a nearby surface. “I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is happening here,” Gilda shook her head and motioned at the clouds, “I don’t know how, but those aren’t normal cloud-stuff. They’re gods damned cotton-fuckin’-candy.”

“Get back here!” Rainbow snapped at a cloud as she passed by them, finally grabbing it and getting stuck in it a bit. “Dammit!” She looked up as a drop of liquid fell of her nose. “Oh Tartarus no! It’s not supposed to rain today!” The cloud disgorged a load of brown colored rain that, upon taste, proved to be… “Chocolate milk?! Cotton candy clouds that rain chocolate milk?! What the actual fuck?!”

Suddenly, a wild Pinkie appeared!

“... Really? You’re really going to make zhat joke?” Schrodinger asked, staring at Pinkie as she drank in the copious amounts of chocolate milk falling inexplicably from the cotton candy clouds.

Shhhh!

“Alright, alright…” Schrodinger walked over to Twilight and shoved his hands in his pockets, “Vell, zhis all seems… strange.”

Twilight snorted and put away her weapons, “No shit, Schrodinger. Honestly, cotton candy clouds that rain chocolate milk? That shouldn’t even be scientifically possible even with magic… although I could probably replicate it later and- nevermind. Focus on the problem. Okay, how are we going to get rid of these weird clouds…?”

“Perhaps we could gather them together with some help from Applejack and then feed them to Fluttershy’s mutated animals,” Alucard said as he walked over with the busty vet beside him, a large number of bunnies with legs at least eight feet long following behind them, scared of the apex predator before them.

“.....” Twilight stared, “What the fuck.”

Schrodinger, Rarity, and Anderson all shared her sentiment silently, utterly bemused at the sight of the stilt-rabbits.

“An on topa that…” Applejack said as she came over to the bemused group. “Ma corn’s been popping inta popcorn! Anybody care ta explain that?!” She then noticed the stilt bunnies. “Uh… What in the name of Celestia is goin on round here?”

Rarity shook herself from her stupor, “We were just wondering that ourselves, dear.”

Twilight growled and slapped her face, “It’s as if the whole world’s gone mad!”

A jovial yet somehow irritating laugh rent the air. “Mad? What fun is there in making sense?”

Alucard’s eyes widened slightly. “Oh no… I was right…” He groaned in irritation. “Why couldn’t I have just been hearing things?”

Twilight looked around, confused, “What was that? Who was that!? Show yourself!”

The laugh came up again. “You’ve become so boring, Alucard. What happened to you, old chum?”

“You and I were never friends, Discord!” Alucard snapped, his hat and sunglasses vanishing into shadows as he glared, looking more serious than he’d ever been.

“Wait, Discord?” Twilight asked, staring at Alucard, “Alucard, do you know this person?”

“You could say he was my cellmate of sorts for 1200 years,” Alucard explained. “He wasn’t too far from me in the statue garden.”

“So what was he in for?” Rainbow asked before a flash of light engulfed her chest. Looking down in confusion, her eyes widened in horror. “MY TITS!!!” Sure enough, she was once again as flat as a board.

Twilight facepalmed, “Most likely, something like that, but worse.” She shook her head and resumed looking around, trying to spot the mysterious being.

Discord laughed again as a brighter flash of light came up in front of them, revealing a serpentine chimera that looked at them with a grin, his snaggletooth hanging quite prominently as he laughed at Rainbow. “You should see the look on your face! Priceless!”

“Give me back my H-cups, you asshole!” Rainbow snapped. A flash of light revealed they had returned, but now her wings were gone. “MY WINGS!!!” A few more flashes and Fluttershy and Gilda were now grounded themselves, and Twilight and Rarity now had rounded ears.

Twilight patted her ears in shock, “Oh you did not just do that!” She glared at Discord and shook in absolute rage, willing him to spontaneously die.

“Oh calm down, Twilight Sparkle,” Discord said with a dismissing wave of his paw. “I simply did that to ensure there’s no cheating.” He coiled around her. “You see, here is the first rule of the game. No flying, and no magic.”

The girls all straightened up and glared simultaneously at Discord, Twilight hissing out, “You think this is a game!?” Unsheathing the sword from her parasol, she gripped it so tightly that the handle creaked under the pressure.

Discord yawned and snapped his talons, causing all the weapons they had to vanish. “Second rule. No weapons.” He laughed as Anderson tried to summon new bayonets without success.

“Ah, Christ,” Anderson muttered, agitated beyond belief and struggling to keep from just beating the life out of Discord with his bare hands, “As if you didn’t already make us hate you enough.”

“And the final rule is that everybody has to play or the game is over, and I win,” Discord said before pulling a map of Ponyville out of thin air. “The game’s area is all of Ponyville. I’ve scattered your precious Elements of Harmony all over town. If you manage to retrieve them, you win.” The map vanished. “Oh and they can only be accessed by a single person, no groups. So you’ll have to split up to find them.”

Rainbow threw her hands up in the air and cried, “Oh that is such horseshi-”

Twilight trudged through fields of candycanes as she searched through her section of town, mentally still urging Discord to just lay down, bury himself in the ground, and then burn his genitals to ash and use the ash to suffocate himself.

Still, she couldn’t find anything to tell her where her Element was, nothing seemed to stand out, and even the people she got to help her search were less than useful.

Suddenly, the sound of pleasured moans reached her ears, coming from not too far ahead of where she was standing. And they sounded… familiar.

She pushed through the candycanes marring her vision and stepped into a clearing, stopping at the sight of… “Alucard!? Fluttershy!? Princess Celestia!? Luna?!” Twilight cried out, both mortified and confused, and more than slightly aroused, “What the hell is going on here!?”

“What does it look like, boss?” Alucard asked as he groaned from the way Fluttershy’s mounds were being squeezed in circles against his throbbing member while he fondled the two sisters, alternating between their breasts and fingering their soaking wet cores. “We’re havin’ an orgy here.”

“But… but… you promised to not take Fluttershy’s virginity… and don’t you know the stakes of what’s happening here!?” Twilight cried, not even thinking to question the validity of what she saw.

“Oh we know. We just don’t give a fuck,” Alucard said as Fluttershy stood and turned to face Twilight before impaling herself on his shaft with a loud moan. “This is actually more fun.”

Twilight huffed and stormed away, never noticing the slightly grayish tint seeping into her hair, “Fine! Go and waste your chance of eternal life with Fluttershy! Go ahead and ignore the fact that there’s a fucking reality warper loose in the town! Fuck off!” She raced back into the fields, resuming her search as her anger boiled over.

Rarity sighed as she strode through the chaos filled streets. For all that she wished for the high life in Canterlot, she still loved her home, and seeing it in this state ached something awful in her heart.

Out of the corner of her eye, a ball of white appeared and headed toward an alleyway. A distinctly feline looking fluff ball with a familiar way of carrying itself.

“Opal!” Rarity cried, rushing after the cat, “Opalescence you get back here right now! It’s too dangerous to be out and about!”

Opal ignored her owner and darted through the back alleys, keeping out of Rarity’s reach while not getting far enough ahead to lose her.

“Opal! Opal!” Rarity whined, still chasing her cat. Though the runes tattooed all over her were still there, the loss of her magic had left her unable to use even her gloves and boots, unable to gain any sort of advantage.

Opal finally led her into an empty building and dashed up the stairs, curling up above a bed with a rather attractive man on it. A very comatose man.

“Opal!” Rarity cried, rushing into the room. She stopped and stared, “Oh… my….” A faint blush crept over her cheeks as she spied his form, barely hidden under the covers.

Opal rapped her paw against an arrow pointing toward the rather noticeable length poking out against the covers at the man’s waist.

Rarity turned to look… and the blush on her face magnified tenfold. She began fanning herself, already internally bemoaning the fact that she’d most likely have to burn her current pair of panties. “Oh… my….”

Opal jumped from her perch to another, her claws catching on the sheet as she went and pulling them down enough to expose just what the man was packing down south.

Rarity nearly swooned, a light haze clouding her mind from the mere sight of the man’s… tool. She stepped forward unconsciously, some part of her brain willing her to touch it and see what it felt like.

As she approached, the man’s length twitched, as though anticipating her touch in excitement. He was very handsome, even more so than Blueblood had been, but there was a certain noble air about him that was more genuine than that creature Blueblood.

Rarity backed up slightly in hesitation, “No… I need to keep looking for the Elements… but… it’s so… inviting…. and surely the handsome prince must awaken at true love’s first…. ahem….”

His shaft twitched again. Pulsating with every beat of his heart, eager to be enveloped by a lovely woman such as Rarity. It almost seemed to call out to her…

Rarity shook her head and turned back towards the door, grasping the handle and…. locking it closed with a quiet click. She turned back to the nameless man and giggled daintily, removing her panties from beneath her skirt, “Well, surely just a little diversion could be allowed, yes?”

Her hair started graying, unbeknownst to her, as she mounted the man and slowly took him into her dripping core with a moan before unbuttoning her blouse and lifting her bra cups from her breasts.

Rainbow scowled as she wandered around Ponyville looking for the Element of Loyalty. “Fucking Discord taking my wings… Hope the Elements burn him alive…”

“Burn who alive?” a familiar voice asked. Soarin dropped from the sky, landing in front of Rainbow after a tight spiral to bleed off speed. “Hey there good lookin’, what’s going on here? And… what happened to your wings!?”

“That bastard Discord stole my wings for his sick game!” Rainbow said as she hugged her boyfriend. “You don’t know how happy I am to see you right now, babe.”

Soarin hugged her back and smiled, “Hey, it’ll be alright, babe. Don’t worry, I’m sure everything will turn out alright in the end.”

“You bet it will, Soarin,” Rainbow said as she let go of him. “Come on. We’ve gotta find the Element of Loyalty!”

“Right!” Soarin nodded, “... what’s it look like again?”

“It’s a gold necklace with a ruby set into it shaped like my cutie mark,” Rainbow said, smiling at him warmly. She knew she could count on him.

Soarin grinned and flew up to roof level, scanning around below him. “Don’t see anything up here, Dash, I’m gonna fly around a little and check things out, okay?” he called, hovering over Rainbow’s position.

…. Was it just her or was the crotch of his uniform much tighter than normal?

Rainbow felt herself getting a little hot under the collar as she looked at it. “Hey, Soarin? Is your uniform smaller than usual or something?” She gulped as that bulge seemed to twitch.

“What was that?” Soarin yelled down, seemingly still looking for the Element. His muscles shone through his suit, their definition plainly clear. It was almost as if his bodysuit was painted on.

“I asked if your bodysuit is tighter than usual!” Rainbow called, feeling herself getting even wetter. She knew she needed to focus, but he was just so… alluring. She gulped again and licked her lips.

Soarin shrugged, making his pecs and abs do deliciously, wonderful, distracting, things. “Doesn’t seem any tighter to me, babe.”

Rainbow noticed a conveniently empty house beside her and went over to the door. “Soarin! I think I found something in here!” She went into the house and made a show of looking around.

Soarin landed and wiped a hand through his hair and shook it out, the little droplets of sweat catching the light in an absolutely mesmerising shimmer as they fell around him. “Yeah?” Soarin all but purred, slinking behind Rainbow in his gloriously tight, pretty much barely there flight suit. “What is it?”

Rainbow shuddered as she practically felt him standing behind her as she heard the door close and lock, courtesy of Soarin. “False alarm. Nothing here.” She shook her ass for him, inviting him to lay his hands on his girl.

Soarin grinned and ground up against Rainbow, rubbing the bulge of his pants between her butt cheeks, “Just had to get me alone, eh babe?”

Rainbow lightly moaned as she ground back against his bulge. “I can’t help it. I need you, baby.” Her chest heaved as she breathed. “Touch me, Soarin. I need it so bad.” She didn’t even notice her hair go grayscale.

Soarin grinned and ran his hands up her sides, “Of course, babe. How could I possibly resist a girl like you?”

Rainbow shuddered under his touch, feeling his hands stop just below her breasts. “Come on, babe. Stop teasing me like that,” she moaned as she grabbed her shirt and pulled it up, uncovering her breasts for him, her nipples hardening on contact with the air.

“If you insist, Dash,” Soarin smirked and kissed Rainbow, sticking his tongue in her mouth as he moved over to her front and began playing with her breasts, grinding their crotches together.

Rainbow moaned into his mouth as she kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck. “Oh baby, you’re making me so wet.” She lifted her leg and wrapped it around his waist to help grind them closer together.

Soarin grunted and pinched Rainbow’s nipples, moving his fingers in circles as his rapidly hardening bulge came into contact with her juices.

Rainbow moaned louder and ground harder, practically dry humping him except for how wet she was. “Help me get naked, babe. Then show me that thick cock. I wanna suck on it, baby.”

Soarin obliged, grinning as he pulled down her shorts and panties, giving her clitoris a quick kiss as he pulled off her shoes. As he circled around behind her, he lifted her shirt and bra over her head and fondled her breasts some more. After stripping Rainbow naked, he unzipped the front of his flight suit down and shucked it off, tossing it to the side and revealing his naked form to Rainbow, “Well, babe? Shall we?”

Rainbow gave him a lust filled grin as she dropped to her knees, running her hand over his pulsing cock. “Oh we shall, baby,” she purred as she started sucking him off, massaging him with her tongue as she stroked what wasn’t in her mouth.

Soarin groaned and grasped Rainbow’s head, gently moving her deeper onto his shaft with every stroke. He leaned into Rainbow’s mouth, starting to buck his hips while she sucked him off.

Rainbow moaned on his length to send vibrations up it while fondling his balls. She could practically feel them full of that spunk she’d gotten a taste for at the gala. Pulling off him, she lifted her breasts. “How bout a titty fuck, baby?”

“Oh you know it, babe,” Soarin groaned, stroking his penis and sticking it between her breasts. He began thrusting and poked the tip of his cock into Rainbow’s eager mouth, grasping her head once more as he tittyfucked her.

Rainbow moaned to send more vibrations up his tip as she licked it and squeezed her mounds against him. She loved the feel of that veiny rod rubbing against her smooth skin. She looked up at him with a loving gaze.

Soarin looked down and smiled warmly before thrusting further into Rainbow’s mouth, groaning in absolute bliss, leaning his head back and thrusting ever harder.

Much as she wanted to suck him until he filled her mouth with that delicious spunk of his, Rainbow had an itch that she desperately needed him to scratch. So she pulled away from him and stood, bending over against the door as she reached under herself and pulled her soaking outer lips open. “Fuck me. RIght now! I need it so bad, baby! Stick it in me!”

Soarin grinned and reached forward, grabbing Rainbow by the hips and slamming forward, driving himself deep inside her with a single stroke. He groaned loudly, almost cumming from just putting it in.

Rainbow’s eyes widened as she moaned from being stretched out, then noticed the difference in sensation. “Soarin you’re… you’re not wearing a condom!” Even so, she couldn’t deny that it felt so much better without the rubber between them.

Soarin gasped as he continued thrusting, “G-hah! Shit! I didn’t bring one today!” Still, he didn’t stop, still thrusting inside Rainbow as if there was no tomorrow.

“It’s… It’s okay! Just pull out before you cum!” Rainbow moaned as she bucked against him. “Oh fuck! Bareback feels much fucking better than with a condom!”

“You’re tellin’ me, babe! This feels great! You’re so tight!” Soarin cried, slamming against her and letting the loud slap of flesh on flesh ring through the room.

Rainbow lifted her right leg and hooked it over his shoulder. “Go deeper, baby. Hold my thigh and go deeper!” She grabbed one of his hands and put it on her breast. “I love it when you play with my boobs!”

Soarin clutched Rainbow’s thigh and began pounding into her, almost shaking the walls from the sheer force that he put into each thrust. He squeezed her breast tightly, running his thumb over her nipple and massaging the rest.

Rainbow cried out loudly as she came from the pleasure, clenching him harder. “You’re the best, baby! I love you!” She started fondling her other breast as her eyes rolled back somewhat. “Oh fuck yeah! Right there!”

Soarin grunted and kept up the pace, still fondling and and squeezing Rainbow’s breast. He began thrusting faster, grunting with each thrust, “Dammit, getting close!”

Rainbow’s eyes widened. “Pull out! Don’t cum inside me!” She tried to dislodge him from her, but the sheer pleasure combined with his own hold on her made that difficult. “Pull out!”

Soarin tried valiantly to pull out, but didn’t quite make it, his tip still barely inside her as he came, locked in place from the force of his orgasm. As he released his spunk inside Rainbow, he all but collapsed forward, driving himself back inside Rainbow with a shuddering groan of pure bliss.

Rainbow came with him, moaning even as she hoped she was on a safe day. Once she felt his orgasm putter out, she shoved him off her. “Dammit, Soarin! I said not to cum inside me! What if I get pregnant?!”

Soarin stumbled back, “Ah dammit dammit dammit! Shit, I’m so sorry, Dash!”

Rainbow hugged him close. “It’s okay, baby. Maybe I won’t get pregnant. But I’m really hoping I don’t. Not interested in being grounded for nine months. Plus I’m really not ready for kids.”

Soarin hugged Dash, “Hey, hey, if you do get pregnant, I’ll be with you every step of the way, okay? I’ll do my level best to support you for as long as you need it, kay?”

Rainbow nodded and kissed him with a smile. “I know you will. That loyalty is part of why I love you, Soarin.” She smacked him on the chest and started getting dressed. “Enough distractions. We’ve gotta get back to the search!”

Pinkie skipped through the soap covered streets with nary a single sideways glance, taking her time and enjoying some of the more hilarious moments of chaos. She hummed a perky tune, all but skating over the slick and polished surface of the road.

“I’ll say zhis for Discord,” Schrodinger said as he skated with Pinkie, taking her hand and twirling her around him. “He certainly knows how to make jokes und play pranks. A shame he’s our enemy, nein?”

“Yeah…” Pinkie looked around, searching for her Element. “I mean, streets full of soap so they’re extra slippery? This is great!” She spun around Schrodinger, pausing to peck him on the lips as she continued searching.

Schrodinger grinned as he kissed her in return, his eyes widening as his ears twitched. “Vait! Pinkie I just got an idea!” He twirled her around with a grin. “It’s so simple! Vhy didn’t I sink of it sooner?!”

“Use your ‘everywhere and nowhere’ trick to find the Elements?” Pinkie asked, sliding to a halt near a random flock of flamingoes. “That’s actually a great idea, Schrody! Good thinking, babe!”

Schrodinger grinned and preened at his girlfriend’s praise, his ears twitching. “Don’t go anyvhere, mein fraulein! I’ll be right back!” Turning and taking a step, he saw himself beside the Element of Laughter.

“You really shouldn’t have done that, cheater,” Discord’s voice rang out through the empty room. “Because now I’m going to have to do something really nasty to you. Cheaters get punished and all that rot.”

Immediately, Schrodinger’s world went sideways, inverted, upside down, back to normal, inside out, and reverse. All at the same time. Space distorted around and through his form, dispelling quantum uncertainty and blowing Schrodinger into non-existence, only his sense of self keeping him from becoming truly lost to the aether.

“Welcome to a lack of self awareness, catman. I hope you enjoy your life as nothing more than a simple abstraction of data… an imaginary number.” Discord’s laugh rang chillingly through the air as Schrodinger dissipated, his expression of utter shock being the last thing to go.

Pinkie looked around, her knee having been pinching and suddenly stopping. “Schrody? Schrody where are you?” she called in worry. “Here kitty kitty kitty!”

A pair of hands roughly grabbed her from behind, a familiar yet strangely unfamiliar voice purring out from behind her, “Here’s the kitty~” A bulge ground into her buttocks as the hands squeezed her breasts. Schrodinger’s face came into view, grinning a mad grin full of terrifyingly sharp teeth. “Hallo fraulein~ Vant to have some fun?”

Pinkie gasped and lightly moaned as he squeezed her breasts, but she looked at him with only nervousness. “S-Schrody? Are you okay?” Something was off about him, and she didn’t like to think of what it might be.

“Okay, fraulein? I’ve never been better!” Schrodinger leaned in and licked Pinkie’s ear, his normally lustrous pink eyes now glowing a deep, disturbing purple.

Pinkie usually shuddered in pleasure when he did that, but now it was a shudder of fear. “Are you sure? I thought your eyes were pink, not purple.”

“Trick of the light, meine Liebe.” Schrodinger chuckled darkly and continued grinding against Pinkie, “So, shall ve take a break from ze search? I sink you’ve been vorking too hard, my darling Pinkie.”

Pinkie gasped as she suddenly fell back onto a bed with Schrodinger on top of her. Looking around, she saw they were now in their bedroom at Sugarcube Corner. “S-Schrody! We can’t.” She tried to worm out from under him. “We gotta stop Discord first.”

“Discord von’t do anysing vorse zhan vhat’s outside right now, fraulein. I sink ve can spare some time just between us~” Schrodinger grinned down at Pinkie, trailing his hand down her side.

His touch sent shivers up her spine as she kept trying to get out from under him. “Schrody come on. We have to wait.” She blushed as she felt his hand slip under her shirt.

Schrodinger frowned, an absolutely dead look flashing into his eyes. Pinkie recognized that look, having worn the exact same expression every day of her life up until she found her Cutie Mark. “Vait, fraulein? Vhy vould I vait? Vhy should I vait to take zhe body of ze one I love? Vhy should I vait? Because of some deranged chaos spirit trying and failing to take over zhe vorld? Nein. I von’t vait.” With a swift and all too violent motion, he grabbed the front of Pinkie’s shirt and pulled, ripping it to shreds and exposing her bare breasts.

Pinkie cried out in shock as her shirt was torn away. “Schrody no! Stop it!” She pushed against him with even greater urgency. “I promise we’ll make love all you want after we beat Discord!”

“Love, fraulein? Zhis isn’t a matter of love… zhis is a matter of need. And I need you right now.” Schrodinger grinned savagely, tearing away Pinkie’s pants and disappearing his own clothing, his shaft already fully erect and throbbing.

Pinkie blushed darker and closed her legs. “No! You can’t right now! Please, Schrody! This isn’t like you!” She gasped as he roughly grabbed her breasts, resolutely keeping her legs closed despite what he was doing.

Schrodinger’s grin fell as he glared, “You really don’t know vhat I’m like in zhe slightest, fraulein! Did you sink zhat I, somesing more akin to a god zhan a man, could honestly care for zhe hopes and dreams of zhe mortal men around me? Zhat I vould honestly vant to be friends vith such lowly creatures!? Vhy vould I? Zhe answer is simple, fraulein.” He leaned over and whispered in her ear, “I vas using you to suit my vhims, fraulein. Und if you don’t like zhat, zhen I’ll just have to keep going regardless of your… protests.”

Pinkie felt tears sting her eyes. “You… You don’t mean that…” she whimpered, her hair turning gray as one of the balloons of her cutie mark popped. “All that time we spent together. All those times you told me you love me. Was none of it real?”

Schrodinger scoffed and pulled Pinkie’s legs apart, “As if a being vithout a truly defined existence could ever make a real romance. Such a sing is only true in fairy tales, fraulein. Und zhis is no fairy tale.” He thrust forward, savagely pushing his shaft into Pinkie’s unprepared vagina and began fucking her roughly, ignoring all her protests.

Pinkie screamed as he did. “Stop it, Schrody, please! I don’t want this! Not like this!” She tried to get her feet planted on his chest to push him off her. “Let me go!” Another of the balloons on her cutie mark popped as she kept struggling, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Schrodinger grinned savagely and slammed his face into hers, kissing her roughly and all but splitting her lips on her teeth. He held her tightly against him, pinning her to the bed as he continued pounding.

Pinkie sobbed and kept struggling, even as her struggles became weaker. She didn’t even think to bite his tongue when he pushed it into her mouth. “Schrody please stop it!” she mentally sobbed, finding it impossible to get him off of her.

Schrodinger thrusted harder, the wet slapping of flesh echoing through the empty room. With a great, heaving groan, he orgasmed inside Pinkie, not bothering to even try to pull out.

Pinkie cried out as she came with him, her body no longer listening to her. “Why didn’t you pull out, Schrody?! Please tell me you’re at least being safe!”

“Safe!?” Schrodinger laughed maniacally, “Vhy vould I care about being safe!? Nothing in zhis vorld can hurt me, and I don’t care about you! So zhere’s absolutely no reason for me to even try!”

Pinkie stared at him in shock. “You… You don’t care at all?” she asked, choking back a sob as the final balloon in her cutie mark popped, her head falling back against the pillow in resignation. “Fine. Do what you want. I don’t care anymore.” She wiped her tears and refused to look at him.

Schrodinger grinned and ran his fingers almost tenderly through her hair, “Zhat’s more like it… pet.”

Fluttershy looked around nervously as she searched what she could only describe as a field of licorice grass for the Element of Kindness. She didn’t like being away from her friends. Especially from Twilight and Alucard. “I can do this. I have to be strong.”

Discord’s baleful chuckle echoed through her surroundings as the world seemed to fall away from around Fluttershy, leaving nothing but an endless black void. “Strong? You? You’re the weakest out of all your friends, my dear! Even that snooty bookworm has killed more people than you’ve ever dreamed about even just talking to!”

“I-I don’t want to kill people,” Fluttershy said. “Twilight is a different kind of strong. She’s good at fighting. But me… I’m something of our group’s heart.” She smiled. “Being strong doesn’t always mean being good at fighting.”

“And yet… you’ve never shown an ounce of strength. When danger comes, either you don’t get the chance to face it, or you just run away. So how could you possibly be strong in any way?” Discord asked, coiling around Fluttershy and changing the scenery into an inverted-color version of her own cottage and its surrounding area.

Fluttershy shuddered at the invasion of her personal space by the mad god, but she looked him right in the eye. “I keep us together. I make sure we’re able to work through our problems when we fight.”

Discord growled, “Oh so you can be a good mediator, eh? Well what good is being a mediator if all you can do is calm down your friends? You can’t even talk to other people can you?”

“I’m talking to you, aren’t I?” Fluttershy pointed out as she crossed her arms. “Maybe before I had trouble talking to other people, but Alucard’s helped me come out of my shell when I have to.”

“....” Discord frowned, not used to being unable to twist and turn peoples’ emotions with just his words. “You really are a strangely resilient one, aren’t you?” he asked, rubbing certain parts of his anatomy against Fluttershy, dissolving her clothing and shifting the landscape back to the void.

Fluttershy gasped and covered herself with her arms as best she could. “Stop it! Never thought you’d be a pervert too! Even Alucard has standards!” She unleashed the full force of the Stare at Discord point blank.

“Oh no! Augh! Please no! Don’t look at me like that!” Discord cried, flinching away and floating in front of Fluttershy, writhing and twisting in the air as he grinned, “It only gives me a boner!” Sure enough, both of Discord’s twin penises were fully erect, both horse penis and dragon penis bobbing in the air, seemingly with minds of their own.

Fluttershy backed away in horror and disgust. “Get those away from me, Discord!” she snapped, still Staring him down in defiance. “You’re disgusting!”

Discord laughed his ugly laugh, “Oh if I had a bit for every time someone’s told me that!” He grinned and snapped his talons, levitating Fluttershy into the air, back parallel to the ground and legs spread wide apart. “Well well… you actually do take care of yourself down there! And here I expected just a little bush of pink!” His twin cocks writhed through the air, extending impossibly and inching menacingly towards Fluttershy.

Fluttershy gasped in surprise as she was levitated, and tried to get away from Discord. “No! Stop it! What do you think you’re doing?!” She blushed very darkly as she felt the twin phalluses rubbing against her inner thighs.

Discord rolled his eyes, “Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to rape you into a sobbing, drooling, incoherent mess that lives only to be raped over and over again by me. Honestly, you women have no common sense these days.” His twin cocks wrapped around Fluttershy’s thighs, tying them to her arms and then circling back around to rub against her pussy and ass.

Fluttershy struggled and tightly closed her eyes as she tried to escape his hold. “Let me go! You’re signing your own death warrant if you do this! Alucard won’t let you get away!”

“Oh please, as if that asshole of a vampire could do anything to me!” Discord boasted, slamming both of his tentacle-like appendages deep within Fluttershy. Both of them writhed inside Fluttershy, painfully pushing against her inner walls.

Fluttershy screamed in agony as they forced their way inside both of her holes, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Stop it! Stop it! It hurts so much! Please I’m begging you!” She kept trying to escape him despite the pain.

Discord laughed maniacally, his wings stretching forth to cradle Fluttershy in a mocking parody of a lover’s embrace. “Scream all you want, girl! There’s nobody around who can help you now!” His cocks continued to writhe, the one in her ass stretching impossibly deep within her, causing a bulge to form in her abdomen.

Fluttershy’s head tilted back as she was reduced to moaning in pain as she felt the dragon cock working its way through her body, sending strange sensations through her. “Stop it…” Slowly but surely the wriggling worked its way through her intestines and into her stomach. Once it began working its way up her throat, she began gurgling.

Discord groaned as his dragon cock erupted from Fluttershy’s mouth and split open like a disturbingly fleshy flower, a thick tentacle erupting from its depths surrounded by smaller, thinner tentacles. The thinner tentacles immediately wrapped around Fluttershy’s breasts, teasing her nipples and piercing into them. As they spread into Fluttershy’s milk ducts, they increased in number to follow the branches of Fluttershy’s internal surfaces.

The thicker tentacle continued its journey southward, several thin tentacles trailing after it. A thin tentacle wrapped around Fluttershy’s clitoris and began stimulating it with microscopic needles, piercing the sensitive flesh and filling it with aphrodisiacs. The other thin tentacles wriggled their way into Fluttershy’s urethra, yanking it open and gaping it to allow several more tentacles to wrap around each other and drive into Fluttershy’s bladder, unfurling and teasing the inside of it. Finally, the thick tentacle halted and hovered indecisively around Fluttershy’s crotch before splitting off, a second head driving into her ass while the main head wedged itself into her vagina and spiraled around, following Discord’s horse cock and slipping into her womb.

The tentacle split again, driving deep inside Fluttershy’s uterus as it coiled around itself and uncoiled, one head going into each fallopian tube and writhing for maximum stimulation.

Fluttershy had fallen silent under the assault on her senses, being unable to pull together a coherent thought. All she could do as her hair slowly faded into gray was twitch and gurgle around the cock filling her throat. Her eyes stared out with a blank look. The lights were on, but she was not in at the moment.

Discord grinned as he looked over Fluttershy’s comatose form, “Oh look, she’s out cold. Can’t have that now can we?” He snapped again, instantly making Fluttershy recover and keeping her from falling again. “Naughty naughty, pet. Can’t have you falling asleep. Why, I haven’t even gotten started yet!”

Fluttershy couldn’t even look at him as she gurgled around the dragon cock. She could only moan as her body felt many many foreign pleasures. From the insides of her breasts to all her holes down south.

Discord leered down at Fluttershy, “You know, it really is all too convenient that I’m a breast man, isn’t it? Oh your tits are just heavenly, you know that? But… they could be bigger.” Within Fluttershy’s breasts, Discord’s tentacles swelled and began releasing a massive flood of fluid, engorging Fluttershy’s mounds and causing them to swell from MMM to an absolutely ridiculous size, their sheer weight almost dragging Fluttershy back down to the floor. Discord chuckled and extended his tongue, running it along Fluttershy’s new breasts, each one almost the size of her entire body.

Fluttershy’s new size and the aphrodisiacs that enlarged her breasts made her moan loudly as he licked them. Or, as loud as she could with her throat still blocked by his tentacle shaft. “That feels really good… But I have to resist!”

Discord patted Fluttershy’s head, “Ah ah ah, dear, no resisting! Only bad pets resist their daily raping and you’re not a bad girl are you?” Two more tentacles sprouted from Discord and plunged themselves into Fluttershy’s ears, hair thin tendrils reaching out and plugging into her brain, filling it with nothing more than chaos magic. Fluttershy’s eyes went wide and swirly, her sclera fading into gray as her pupils spun with spiralling colors. “I thought not, pet. Now just sit tight and let daddy Discord rape your slutty holes into gaping, ruined caverns, alright?”

Fluttershy could only nod slowly as she relaxed.

Applejack’s idea was to search her family’s farm for the Element of Honesty. Figured it was the last place Discord would think she’d look. Entering the barn, she climbed up to the loft to search there.

Big Mac was already there, his eyes unfocused as he stared up at the ceiling. For some unfathomable reason, he was completely naked, his erection pointed nearly straight up.

Applejack saw him and blushed, ignoring his massive pole as she went over to him. “Big Mac! Ya okay, bro?” She knelt down beside him. “Ah swear, if Discord did somethin to ya…”

Big Mac looked over to Applejack and smiled softly, “Why hello there, Trixie. As you c’n tell, I got a bit of a problem here. Would you mind helping me out?”

Applejack sputtered in both embarrassment and confusion. “Big Mac, ah ain’t Trixie! It’s Applejack, yer sister!”

“Mighty kind of you to oblige, Trixie,” Big Mac grinned as he spoke, his voice coming out warm and with nothing but affection for the woman he thought he saw before him.. He lifted his arm and grasped Applejack’s head, gently guiding her lips to his own. He kissed her deeply, fondling Applejack’s breast from under her shirt.

Applejack gasped in shock at the kiss, which only allowed his tongue to enter her mouth. Pressing her hands against his chest, she struggled against his hold. But her brother had always been stronger than her.

Big Mac didn’t even notice as he held her down, softly breaking the kiss and looking her in the eyes, “Y’all sure are a mighty fine kisser, Trixie. But kissin’ don’t do a single thing t’help my problem here. Matter of fact, only makes it worse.” Big Mac’s penis throbbed, seemingly demonstrating his point.

Applejack blushed even darker and bit back a moan as he kept squeezing her breast. “Dammit, Big Mac! Ah told ya, ah ain’t Trixie! Ah’m yer sister!” She gasped as he pulled her shirt off and her bra with it. “Dammit listen ta me!” She snapped as she covered her chest with her arms.

“There’s no need to be embarrassed, Trixie, Ah think y’look beautiful no matter what,” Big Mac murmured, gently taking Applejack into his arms and hugging her close, his tip prodding at her entrance.

Applejack wondered when he had removed her shorts and panties as well, and she was surprisingly wet. “Let go, Mac!” she grunted as she struggled against him and tried to keep him from lining up with her snatch. “This here’s incest, Mac! We can’t be doin’ this!”

Big Mac smirked and chuckled, “You want me to play a little rough with y’all? Well, far be it from me to not oblige my lady’s wishes.” He squeezed Applejack tightly, almost hurting her from the force and pinning her in place. With a swift motion, he thrust inside her, heedless of her despairing cries.

Applejack cried out in discomfort as he stretched her out. “Stop it, Mac! Listen ta me, fer Celestia’s sake!” She found herself having to bite back a loud moan as he started thrusting. He was certainly gifted, no denying that. Still, she struggled and tried to get him off her.

Big Mac rolled the both of them over, driving Applejack into the haybale and thrust into her once more, adding more force this time. “Mmf! Mah stars, Trixie! You’re so tight!” he groaned, pinning Applejack down and slamming his hips against hers.

Applejack cried out unbidden at how good it felt. Trixie was one lucky woman to have him. But the fact remained that he was, however unknowingly, raping his sister. “Get offa me, Mac! Ah mean it!”

“Ah’m doin’ mah level best t’get ya off, Trixie, y’all can be sure’a that!” Big Mac continued thrusting, reaching out and fondling Applejack’s breast in the process. He groaned softly, enjoying the feel of his girlfriend’s bare breast against his hand.

Applejack couldn’t help moaning again. The pleasure was weakening her attempts to get him off of her. She gasped as she felt his mouth latch onto one of her nipples, sending an unexpected wave of pleasure that made her cry out as she came, her cavern clenching her brother hard.

Big Mac grinned and continued thrusting, “‘That feel good, Trixie?” He fondled Applejack gently, trying to make sure she felt as good as he did.

“Ah’m not Trixie,” Applejack moaned as she kept weakly pushing against him. “It does feel real good though,” she admitted to herself, darkly blushing as her brother kept plowing her.

“I love you too, Trixie,” Big Mac breathed, his breath shortening as he approached his orgasm. He began thrusting faster, grunting with each motion. “Ah’m close, Trixie!”

“Pull out!” Applejack moaned as she pushed against him more, even knowing it was a futile gesture by now. “Don’t release it inside!”

Big Mac hesitated for just a moment, looking down at Applejack with wide eyes, “Cum inside? A-are you sure?”

“Don’t do it, Mac!” Applejack moaned. “Ah’m beggin ya! Don’t cum in me!” Her pussy begged to differ however, clenching and massaging him with his every thrust, milking him for his seed.

“Well, if’n y’say so, Trixie!” Big Mac thrusted forward one last time, hilting himself inside Applejack and releasing an absolute torrent of seed. He groaned loudly, all but panting at the feeling of cumming inside Applejack.

Applejack cried out as the feeling of warmth spread inside her canal with the flow of his load. “There’s so much…” Her hair started slowly turning gray as she panted. “Ah… I need more.” She smiled at him as her hair turned fully gray. “Kiss me.” She didn’t even wait for him to react before wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him into a deep kiss, pushing her tongue into his mouth as she moaned.

Big Mac grinned and held Applejack tightly, “I love you so much, Trixie.” He kissed her again, gently cupping her chin and running his free hand up and down her back.

Applejack smiled as she kissed him back. “I love you too, Mac.” She rolled on top of him, her cavern clenching him and coaxing him to harden again inside her. Sitting up and lifting her arms above her head, she posed for him with a prideful, lust filled smirk. “Gaze upon the glorious body of the Seductive and Alluring Trrrixie,” she purred, lightly jiggling her chest for him.

Big Mac took her into his arms once more, bringing her breast to his mouth and suckling her nipple.

Applejack moaned and ran her fingers through his hair as she felt him harden inside her. “Tell Trixie how much you love her body. Tell her how badly you need it,” she purred into his ear as she planted a kiss on the top of his head.

“Ah love you so much, Trixie… and Ah need you so badly,” Big Mac murmured, grasping her hips and driving her further down upon him.

Applejack moaned and lovingly kissed him as she slipped off of him, only breaking the kiss as she pulled away and sat on a barrel, one hand snaking down her body and spreading her outer lips for him. “Then come get her, you handsome stud. Come make love to Trixie.”

Big Mac grinned and obliged, thrusting inside Applejack with a light grunt of exertion, making long, smooth strokes. He kissed her breast once again, making sure to fondle the other.

Applejack moaned and wrapped her legs around his waist. “Yes. More, my love.” She pushed her chest further into his hand and face. “You love to play with Trixie’s soft and squeezable breasts, don’t you?”

“I must confess that I do, Trixie,” Big Mac grunted, giving both breasts a playful squeeze.

“And Trixie loves how you feel inside her,” Applejack moaned, her legs gripping him tighter as she kissed him. “Tell Trixie what you think of her lips.”

“Ah’m no poet, but yer lips’re like the sweetest roses, Trixie. They’re soft’n sweet’n so beautiful Ah can’t help but t’kiss you,” Big Mac smiled up at Applejack, planting a deep kiss upon her lips.

Applejack kissed him back and wrapped her arms around his neck, moaning into the kiss as his wonderful plowing brought her to another climax, her juices soaking him as her walls tightened on him.

Big Mac came with her, prodigious bursts of semen jetting into Applejack’s love canal. He groaned in bliss, holding Applejack to his chest as he shuddered from the force of his orgasm.

Applejack moaned as she nuzzled his chest. “It’s so warm inside Trixie’s pussy, Mac.” She looked up at him with a smile. “I love you.”

“And I love you, Trixie,” Big Mac smiled back and held Applejack close, enjoying her embrace.

Twilight huffed- seeing that orgy earlier had really thrown her for a loop. Still, she trudged onwards, searching for the Element of Magic as best as she could without her magic.

“Eugh,” she groaned, “I really hate having no magic… not even terrans have no magic!”

“How the mighty have fallen,” Alucard said from behind her, a chuckle escaping him as he grinned. There was no sign of his usual jovial demeanor from before.

“Gah! Alucard! Dammit, having no magic sucks! I can’t even sense you!” Twilight cried, throwing her hands to her sides in frustration.

“Your magic was always a crutch, wasn’t it?” Alucard asked. “Something you relied on. Without magic, you’re nothing.”

Twilight frowned, “Alucard what the fuck are you getting at? I swear, it’s like you’re trying to insult me.” Her frown deepened as she mulled over his words. “... My magic isn’t that much of a crutch…. is it?”

“Of course it is,” Alucard said, closing the distance as she blinked. “You are nothing without your magic. You’re helpless even before an average terran now.” He leaned in close and gave her a sadistic grin.

Twilight flinched back, a spark of fear entering her eyes, “Alucard… this isn’t like you! What the hell is going on in your head you jackass?” She gently pushed him away, backing up slowly.

Alucard gripped her hand and gave it an uncomfortable squeeze. “You don’t know that, master. All you know is what I’ve shown you over the years. You only saw what I wanted you to see.”

“A-alucard s-stop! You’re hurting me!” Twilight whimpered, the lack of magic coursing through her making her fragile. “I command you to stop! That’s an order!”

Alucard answered with a very dark chuckle. “Without magic, you no longer have any power over me.” His free hand came up and squeezed her right breast, uncomfortably tightly. “And with no magic…” He leaned his mouth next to her ear. “You’re completely helpless to stop anything I might want to do to you.”

Twilight leaned away as best as she could, shifting in discomfort, “D-dammit Alucard! Stop playing around! Let me go!” She beat futilely at his chest, trying to push him off.

Alucard grinned widely and shoved Twilight against the wall of a nearby house, squeezing her breast a little harder as he slowly licked her neck. “I told you. You’re completely at my mercy.” Gripping her top, he tore her blazer, shirt, and bra off in one motion.

Twilight gasped, not expecting Alucard to treat her so roughly. She struggled harder, fighting against his grip even though she knew she couldn’t break out. “Please! Stop! This isn’t like you, Alucard! Snap out of it!”

Alucard gripped her face with one hand while the other tore her skirt away, his clothes vanishing as he started fingering her. “Wrong again, Twilight. If anything is unnatural, it’s how I’ve acted all the years we’ve known each other.”

“W-what do you mean!? …. Y-you don’t mean… everything… everything was a lie!?” Twilight cried out in shock, trying to squirm away from Alucard’s touch. Whereas once it brought her nothing but absolute bliss, now it brought only fear and distress.

“Every last thing,” Alucard sneered, still grinning as he fingered her deeper, his other hand pulling on one of her nipples. “Every little moment between us. Every. Last. Touching moment. I endured all these years. And now I’m free to do whatever I want, and you can’t stop me.” Pulling his fingers out of her, he lifted her legs and pinned her against the wall as he shoved all the way inside of her.

“Gyah!” Twilight cried out in pain, currently unable to take Alucard’s size without a massive amount of discomfort. Blood dribbled from her entrance, sliding down Alucard’s length as she whimpered. “W-why… Why would you do this… I… I thought we had something….” Unnoticed, her hair began fading in color, its normally vibrant purples turning ever so slightly gray.

“Something special?!” Alucard asked as he roughly plowed her, uncaring for her pain. “You were never anything more than my jailor! Getting into your pants was a fringe benefit to getting your misplaced trust, you pathetic, worthless, sniveling lump of meat!”

Twilight’s heart shattered almost audibly as her hair faded into nothing more than streaks of gray. She began sobbing quietly, going limp and uncaring of Alucard’s violent motions in her depression. “Why…” she whispered, over and over again.

All six of the Bearers of the Elements trudged back to their predefined meeting place, some of them with tears in their eyes, others sporting blank looks, all of them paler than normal and with gray hair.

Twilight looked around, a dead look coming to her teary gaze, “.... I guess none of us found the Elements, then.”

A round of despair filled nodding from the girls told Twilight all she needed to know. “Great. Just great,” she spat, glaring at each of the girls, “We could have found the Elements and gotten rid of that fuckhead Discord but no, we all had to be fucking useless!”

Rainbow hissed at Twilight, “Useless!? I was searching just as hard as anyone! So what if I got distracted by my boyfriend!? I still looked everywhere in my part of town!”

Rarity sniffed contemptuously, “Honestly darling, you can’t go pinning your failures on us. What were you doing, hmm? Having sex with Alucard?”

Twilight twitched and glared at Rarity with all the force she could muster, holding herself back from tearing out the fashionista’s throat, “Don’t you dare ever talk about that… that… monster again! Or I’ll tear your throat out with my teeth! I don’t even know why we’re friends anymore you prissy gold digging whore!”

Rarity drew back and glared, “At least I’m not a necrophiliac with a blood fetish!”

Rainbow sniggered, “Ladies, ladies, calm down. We all have great tits here… not! You guys can just suck my tits cuz they’re better than yours!”

Applejack stared at Rainbow, one eyebrow raised. “Even Trixie thought that was a stupid line,” she muttered, “Ah well, we can’t all be good at humor.”

Rainbow spun around, “What’s that supposed to mean you fucking apple-slut!?”

Applejack snorted, “It means your sense of humor is quite frankly abysmal.”

Fluttershy and Pinkie twitched from where they stood, tears streaming down their faces as they fought to keep from running and hiding away from the world, or barring that, committing suicide.

Applejack and Rainbow growled at each other, Rainbow tackling the larger girl to the ground and attacking her, slamming her fists into Applejack’s face.

The situation quickly dissolved from there, Rarity and Twilight charging at each other and engaging in a martial arts exchange, switching out skill and finesse for simple brutal savagery.

Pinkie and Fluttershy ran away, tears streaming from their eyes.

Discord’s laugh rent the air as he appeared above the feuding former friends. “Hilarious! And it looks like I win the game!” He chuckled as he munched on some popcorn.

The girls paid no attention to Discord, preferring instead to fight with each other over the slightest of reasons, tearing their friendships apart with harsh words and harsh blows.

Discord laughed at the violence and snapped his talons, calling them up into the air in front of him. “So… Where’s that powerful friendship, girls?” he asked in a mocking tone.

Rainbow glared at Discord, “Piss off you ugly shithead!” The rest of the girls shouted their consent, unanimously agreeing that Discord was far worse than their hatred of each other.

Discord laughed and dropped them, their wings, magic, and weapons returned with a snap of his talons. “My work here is done!” He vanished in a flash of light as Alucard ran over, a box clutched under his arm. “Girls! I found the Elements! They were hidden in the library! Discord lied about scattering th-” He was cut off by a wire snapping out and decapitating him. “M-Master?” he asked in genuine shock as his head slowly grew back from a blob of blood that came from his neck.

Twilight glared at Alucard, her eyes glowing with absolute fury, strong enough that the rest of her former friends ran from the scene in fear. “You… you’ve got a lot of nerve coming back to me after what you did you monster!” she screamed, her wires flailing about in utter fury. Sparks danced around her form, her rage enough to undo her careful regulation of her own mana pool.

Alucard stared at her in shock as he took a step back from her unbridled power. “What are you talking about, master?! I’ve been looking for the Elements all this time! I haven’t seen you since we split up to search!”

Twilight lashed out, tearing Alucard’s arms off with a careless swipe of her arm, “You followed me! You told me all these horrible things! You denied our love! You raped me and told me that I was nothing more than a snivelling lump of meat!” With each despaired cry, Twilight lashed out again and again, charging at Alucard and hitting him with none of her usual finesse, so deep into her rage was she that all she could do was attack relentlessly with all her power.

Alucard found himself on the defensive, regenerating from the lashes her wires made in his body. “It’s not true, master! I would never do anything like that to you!” He grabbed her arms, trying to hold her still. “Discord is up to his tricks! This is just like him! He’s sowing chaos among you so that the Elements won’t work on him!”

“Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! LIAR!” Twilight screamed, punctuating each word with a blast of concussive force. “Why should I believe you when you lied about your feelings towards me for the last twelve goddamn years!? I’ll kill you! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!”

“I wasn’t lying!” Alucard yelled as he regenerated from each attack. “I love you, Twilight. You’re one of the few lights in my dark existence. I’ve always cared about you. Why would you doubt that now, after all that we’ve been through?!”

“BECAUSE YOU RAPED ME! TOLD ME THAT EVERYTHING WAS A LIE! DEFIED MY ORDERS AND USED MY WEAKNESS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!” Twilight kept pounding away at Alucard’s form, tearing it apart in increasingly brutal manners.

Alucard broke away from her attack and ran through Ponyville trying to keep some distance while he regenerated. “I can’t stop bleeding…” he noted as he made his way down an alleyway. “She really means to kill me.”

Twilight growled and chased after Alucard, wires lashing out and ripping him from the alleyway, pulling him into her hands as she spun and slammed Alucard into a wall. Her parasol’s sword unsheathed itself behind her as Twilight impaled him, pinning him to the wall while she wailed upon him with her fists, a streak of magic following each strike, culminating in the wall shattering as Alucard launched through it.

Alucard slowly got to his feet as he slowly regenerated, forced to unlock his Level 1 restriction to speed up the process. As the dust settled, he looked at Twilight and saw the sheer hatred in her eyes up close. “You… Really believe I would turn against you like you claim I did?” A single tear of blood flowed from his eye. “EVEN AFTER THAT WE’VE BEEN THROUGH?!” More tears came, the blood dripping from his chin. “Don’t you understand?! I would never betray you even if I weren’t bound to you by magic!”

Twilight screamed incoherently, her eyes blazing a hellish red as her hair began to levitate from the sheer amount of mana she put off. Her attacks became more wild, streaks of multicolored light racing through the air to impact against Alucard’s form.

Letting out a roar of his own, Alucard charged at his master and love, tearing through her attacks with his bare hands. The attacks that had slowed him before were nothing against his Level 1 state. Closer and closer he came to Twilight until he finally had her in arms reach. Any other foe he’d have torn the heart from, but Twilight… He pulled her into his arms and captured her lips with his own.

Twilight’s rage faded as Alucard kissed her, the slight amount of blood left on his lips filling her mind with nothing but his unconditional love for her. Twilight’s heart soared as she began kissing back, her hair and skin flashing back into utter radiance in a flash of rainbow tinged power. She didn’t notice, however, so engrossed with reaffirming her love for Alucard was she.

Finally, as he returned to his normal form, Alucard broke the kiss and smiled at Twilight, tenderly cupping her cheek in his hand. “I love you, Twilight. Never doubt that fact again.”

Twilight broke into tears as she sobbed into Alucard’s chest, a smile of pure joy stuck on her face. “I’m sorry for doubting you, my count! Can you ever forgive me?”

Alucard tilted her face up to look her in the eye as he gently wiped her tears away. “I already have, my countess.” Leaning down, he kissed her again, holding her against him.

Twilight said nothing, just basking in Alucard’s presence and enjoying his embrace. Still, she remembered that there was still the ever present problem of…

“Discord…” Twilight growled, slowly pulling away from Alucard, “We still need to take down that fucking asshole for doing this to us! He’s the source of all our damn problems right now! C’mon Alucard, let’s get the girls back to normal and fuck that snake’s day right up the ass!”

Alucard laughed and grinned. “Now there’s the Twilight Sparkle I know and love!”

Applejack had returned to Sweet Apple Acres and was currently in a secluded part of the orchard, her mouth engulfing Big Macintosh’s hard shaft as she held her arms around his waist, moaning to vibrate his cock as she blew him.

Twilight stared from where she sat, hidden in the upper branches of a tree not too far away from where Applejack and Macintosh were. “Good gods…” she whispered, staring at the scene with a mixture of disgust, hatred, and slight arousal. “... I don’t care how, Alucard, but we’re going to murder Discord so hard that he dies in Hell.”

Alucard nodded. “Simple plan: I incapacitate her brother, you work your memory spell to restore her mind. On three? Or three and then go?”

“On three,” Twilight decided, “It’s always faster to go on three.” She charged up a pair of spells in her hands, both of them aimed at curing hypnosis and mind control as well as self-delusion. “Ready… one… two…”

A beat.

“Three!” Twilight cried, launching herself form the tree branch and down to the ground, gently kicking Applejack off to the side while launching Big Mac at Alucard. She twisted around and sprinted up to the dazed form of Applejack, sliding to a halt and pinning the taller girl to the ground. “Sorry AJ, but this is for your own good!” Twilight cried, slamming both hands into Applejack’s face with a sharp slap and a wave of blue light that shimmered with rainbow sparkles.

Various memories flashed through Applejack’s mind before she slowly sat up, her hair turning back to its normal blond after shining rainbow briefly. “Twilight? What happened?” Seeing her hypnotized brother’s still erect shaft brought back all the memories. “Oh dear Celestia…” she muttered as her face slowly turned green. “Ah’m gonna be sick!” Dashing over to a nearby bush, she hurled into it.

Twilight watched Applejack vomit with a slight wince, “Yeah… sorry about that, AJ… I could… repress those memories if you want?” She winced again, shuddering at the memory of what she had just seen.

Once she finished emptying her stomach, Applejack stood up straight and panted. “Don’t, Twi. Ah gotta remember ‘em ta get past ‘em. Can’t just sweep ‘em under the rug.”

Twilight sighed and shuddered once more, “Well… if you’re alright now… how about we go get the other girls and find a way to make the rest of Discord’s life nothing but pure agony?” Twilight donned her Element as she handed Applejack’s over, cracking her knuckles and stretching out her wires in preparation.

Applejack grinned viciously as she put her Element on. “Best idea ah’ve heard all day, Twi. Let’s find the girls and get some fuckin’ revenge.”

Fluttershy shuddered and sobbed from the tiny alcove she found for herself. She couldn’t help but remember all the things that Discord had done to her… the things that she thought he had done to her. She remembered the feelings and shuddered more, shaking her head in disgust at herself and at everyone around her.

“She looks so broken…” Twilight muttered from where they were observing Fluttershy. Wiping away a stray tear, she glared. “Discord’s gonna pay dearly. Ready, you two?”

“Of course,” Alucard said, all business as he awaited Twilight’s signal, looking down at Fluttershy and waiting for when he could hold her and assure her that all would soon be well.

Applejack glared at Fluttershy, silently promising untold amounts of pain to Discord as she slowly moved forward. Fluttershy took no notice of Applejack until the taller girl had already taken Fluttershy into a comforting hug, “Shh… shh… it’s alright, Fluttershy… it’s alright. Yer safe now. Discord ain’t gonna sink his claws in ya again, y’hear me?”

Fluttershy chose not respond, instead choosing to lunge forward and sob into Applejack’s chest, each sob wracking her body and making her wings flutter in obvious depression. Applejack turned to Twilight, keeping Fluttershy still, “Twi? Y’all ready?”

Twilight nodded and knelt beside them, her hands glowing blue. “Fluttershy. Please look at me,” she said gently, coaxing the broken girl to look at her before cupping her face in her hands and working the same spell she’d used on Applejack.

Fluttershy gasped as wave after wave of comfort and loving memories surged through her form, countless days and months of her friends and family and, most recently, her newfound lovers finding their place and offsetting the horrors that had befallen her mind, driving them out with a shriek of discharged mana and a pulsating rainbow glow. “Oh… o-oh my… thank you, Twilight, Applejack…” she mumbled, slowly pulling herself up and throwing herself into Alucard’s comforting embrace.

Alucard held her close and rubbed her back as he kissed the top of her head. “You’re alright, Fluttershy. It’s okay, my dear.” He tilted her head up and gently kissed her.

Fluttershy hummed in delight and leaned into Alucard’s kiss, bringing her arms up and pulling him down a little further so she could reach him more easily.

Alucard smiled and soon broke the kiss before putting Fluttershy’s Element around her neck. “Let’s help the others and make Discord pay, Fluttershy.”

Pinkie stared off into space, lying limply on her bed as Schrodinger roughly pounded into her pussy. Tears flowed freely from her all but dead gaze, but she made no move to stop him.

“Zhat’s a good pet,” Schrodinger grinned, squeezing her breast tightly as he thrust into her. “Quiet and compliant, two sings zhat all pets should be like.”

A gloved hand gripped his shoulder rather hard. “I think you’ve overstayed your welcome, doppleganger,” Alucard sneered, his eyes glowing red in the shadow that was currently cast over his face.

Schrodinger whirled around in surprise, just in time to take Alucard’s fist to his face, launching the catman out the window with an explosion of shattering glass and drywall.

Pinkie whimpered lowly, but otherwise didn’t react, still lying there with a dead expression upon her face. She shivered ever so slightly, a puddle of semen spilling out from between her legs.

Twilight walked over to Pinkie and gently pressed her glowing hands to the girl’s face, working the memory restoration. “It’s okay, Pinkie. It’s okay.”

Pinkie burst back into vibrant color, growling and screaming, “Ooh that meanie Discord! I’m gonna lay him out flat on the ground for what he did to us!”

“Glad to hear it!” Alucard said with a grin as he tossed Pinkie her Element.

Pinkie caught it and placed the jeweled necklace around her neck and stared out the window, “... Hey, I think that bad Schrodinger is gone!”

“Well then I guess he was linked to your mental state,” Alucard said. “Let’s go.”

Rarity growled as she made her way back to the boutique. “How dare Twilight call me a gold digging whore! All I’m doing is securing my financial future!” She stomped inside and stormed up the stairs, coming to a halt in her bedroom and looking over the sleeping prince in his bed.

“Oh my sweet prince… How it pains me to see that even though I’ve made love to you so many times… you still refuse to awaken! Oh how dreadful your curse must be…” Rarity waxed poetic, running her hands down the nameless prince’s handsome face.

“That ‘handsome prince’ is a slab of rock, Rarity,” Alucard said from behind her, leaning on the wall by the door. “You’re rather easily tricked, aren’t you?”

Rarity whirled around, “Alucard! How dare you call my wonderful prince a slab of rock!” She growled at Alucard and disappeared in a blur of motion, a single streak of light flashing into existence and stopping at Alucard’s raised hand. Rarity fell back into existence, her hand tightly secured in Alucard’s grip, her knife barely a millimeter from his throat.

“Good try, but you’re still no vampire lord,” Alucard said before restraining Rarity. “She’s all yours, master.”

Twilight stepped into view from behind Rarity and activated her spell, dispelling the illusion over Rarity and returning the fashionista to her normal levels of fabulosity. Twilight motioned for Alucard to let Rarity go.

Rarity stepped back and placed a hand to her head, “Darling, not that I don’t appreciate that, but… a little warning would have been nice.” She shook her head and stared at the rock slab in her room. “... Discord is going to pay for this…” she muttered, drawing her knife and blurring out of view again, visible arcs of air pressure slicing the slab apart as Rarity came back into view, panting lightly. “Now, shall we go fetch the others, Twilight? Alucard?”

“Of course,” Alucard said as he tossed Rarity her Element. “I imagine you want us to, as you would put it, ‘never speak of this again’?”

Rarity nodded primly, “Of course, Alucard. Thank you for your silence.” She donned her Element and headed out the door, making a note to clean up the mess in her room later.

High above Ponyville, Rainbow was deeply kissing Soarin as she rode him, moaning into it as she felt him fondling her mounds. “I love you, baby,” she breathed as she broke the kiss to ride him harder as she sat up.

“Uh, Dash? Babe?” Gilda’s voice rang out from behind Rainbow, “I gotta talk to you about something.” She hovered in place, waiting for Rainbow’s response.

“What’s up, babe?” Rainbow asked as she grinned at Gilda, inviting her to join with a gesture before arching her back and cumming with a loud moan, clenching on Soarin.

Soarin grunted and came with Rainbow, jets of semen spurting from his cock and dribbling out from Rainbow’s insides.

Gilda stared at Soarin and shook her head, “No thanks, Dash. I’m one hundred percent lesbian, remember? And also, since when did you let guys cum inside you like that? I thought you hated the idea of being grounded for nine months.”

“Well he already filled me once by accident,” Rainbow said as she gently massaged him to help him harden back up in her. “I figure why not just enjoy the mindblowing feel of bareback sex? ‘Cause I’m telling ya, Gilda. Bareback feels a hell of a lot better than with a condom.”

Gilda rolled her eyes, “Yeah, well, if you could just get off your boyfriend’s dick for half a second, your girlfriend needs to talk.” She crossed her arms and waited.

“We can’t talk like this, Gilda?” Rainbow asked, starting to bounce on Soarin’s pole again, the wet slapping sounds filling the air. “I mean, you are hovering next to us.”

“I’d really rather talk to you when you’re not impaled on a man’s dick, Dash. It’s a little off-putting.” Gilda huffed in exasperation, “Look, are you coming down with me or not?”

Much as she wanted to keep riding Soarin, Rainbow felt like indulging her girl, so she slowly, teasingly pulled off of him. “You don’t mind waiting a little, do you, Soarin?” she asked with a wink as she pulled her shorts and panties back up and pulled her top down. “I’ll be right back, handsome. Don’t go anywhere, kay?” Taking a moment to steal a kiss from him, she started following Gilda down to the ground. “So what’s up, Gilda?”

Gilda sighed and shoved her hands in her pockets, “Get her!” Twilight immediately flashed into existence, slapping her palms against Rainbow’s face and blasting her into Alucard’s waiting arms, her prismatic coloring restored in full.

“Hello, Rainbow Dash. Nice to have you back among the sane,” Alucard said as he put the Element of Loyalty around Rainbow’s neck. “Now then. Shall we make Discord suffer for all that he’s wrought?”

Rainbow growled and pulled free of Alucard’s grip, “Oh he’s gonna suffer alright! I’m gonna cut him in half from face to balls!” She looked around and spotted a scythe conveniently leaning on a barn door. “... Well, I have no idea how to use that, but it’ll do,” she muttered, picking it up and hefting it for its weight.

Gilda cocked an eyebrow, “Really, Dash? A scythe?”

“Hey, I said I was gonna cut the bastard in half, didn’t I?” Rainbow smirked and dug the scythe’s blade into the ground, “So let’s get going.”

“Of course, Rainbow,” Twilight said with a sadistic grin as her wires flashed, Rarity brandished her knife, and Alucard drew his guns.

“Oh how cute, you’ve gathered your ‘friends’ again,” Discord smirked as he reclined on his throne, drinking away the glass in his chocolate milk and using the actual milk as a piece in his chocolate milk tower. “What are you gonna do? Beat each other up at me? Cry in a corner? Scream about my looks?”

Twilight’s wires lashed out and severed his arms and legs before twisted him in half, suspending the top half. “We’re in no mood for your twisted idea of jokes, Discord.” Her tone was low and promised a painful death as her eyes glowed red. “Girls. You all want some too, right?”

Pinkie grinned viciously, a mad gleam coming to her eyes as she leapt impossibly high into the air and pulled an oversized mallet from behind her back, spinning in midair and slamming it into Discord’s skull with a loud cry of, “BONK!”

Rainbow caught Pinkie on the way down, carrying her safely to the ground. Pinkie grinned again and spun Rainbow around, launching the aerial at Discord at insane speeds. Rainbow fought down her nausea and flared her wings, transitioning from a horizontal spin to a vertical spin and slamming into Discord with her scythe, bisecting him vertically.

Applejack ran at the falling pieces and kicked both into the air with enough force to shatter Discord’s bones. With her incredible leg strength, she jumped up after him and began juggling the pieces in the air before letting him fall.

Rarity entered her slow time state and jumped up to the halves, utterly shredding them into ribbons while gracefully dodging the blood. By the time the minute was up, she had landed and Discord’s upper half was a thin red mist. “Take that, you ruffian,” she said with a smirk as she donned her sunglasses.

Fluttershy stood in the background, inwardly recoiling at the blood, but still clapping at her friends’ avenging of their shattered psyches. She wished she could do something to help, but she knew she wasn’t very good at fighting. “Yay!” she cheered, “Go get him, girls!”

Discord fell to the ground in bloody chunks and splatters of red, a low groaning coming from his slowly reconstituting form. His lower body writhed on the ground, searching for its completely destroyed upper half.

Twilight smirked. “Let’s do it, girls!” As one, the Elements of Harmony flared to life, the girls lifting into the air as their eyes glowed white with the harmonious magic that Discord could no doubt sense even in the state he was in.

Discord began trying to reconstitute faster, pieces of him literally warping into existence as he tried to rebuild himself like a 3D jigsaw puzzle. He wore a panicked expression on what little of his face was assembled, staring at the Elements in abject terror.

Instead of a rainbow of energy, Discord was blasted with a rainbow of fire due to the sheer rage and hatred the girls felt for him. All six despised the Lord of Chaos and the Elements were their means of venting that hate at its target.

Discord’s body burned as he shrieked in pain, unearthly howls of pure agony echoing across all of Ponyville, all of Equestria. The chaos spirit writhed, shaking himself apart under the force of the Elements’ rage. “THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!” he cried, head dissolving as he shouted, “I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! I WAS SUPPOSED TO REIGN AGAAAAAIIIINN!”

Discord’s words trailed off as he dissolved away into a pile of gray ash, a tiny, spherical orb of his own charred remains dropping to the ground. From the point of contact, a wave of normalcy spread, reversing the changes that Discord brought as it swept out over the horizon.

“Pinkie!” Schrodinger cried as he threw his arms around her and hugged her tightly. “So glad to be real again!”

Pinkie gasped and hugged Schrodinger back, “Oh Schrody I missed you so much! That meanie Discord made a bad clone of you and I was so scared!” She nuzzled against him, revelling in his comforting grip.

Schrodinger nuzzled her in return, his ears twitching madly. “Zhere zhere, meine liebe. Everysing is normal again.” He planted a kiss on her neck and smiled at her before planting an even deeper kiss on her lips.

Pinkie gladly leaned into the kiss, all but tackling Schrodinger to the ground as she engaged him in a vigorous makeout session. Rainbow stared at them for a few seconds before grabbing Gilda and pinning her to a wall, kissing her deeply and also making out.

Twilight sighed, “Well, the day is saved, the villain was turned into a pile of ash and compressed into a golf ball, and now Pinkie and Rainbow are making out with their respective significant others.” She turned to Alucard and dragged him away towards the library, “Rarity! Put Discord’s golf ball somewhere safe! I need to get laid for the next eight hours or so!”

Rarity nodded and rolled her eyes, “And I will be missing sleep for the next eight hours or so, it seems.”

“How do you think Trixie feels?” Trixie asked, stepping from an alley and looking disheveled and tired, “I think I might have to pass out in your boutique, Rarity. I’m not going back to the library when Alucard and Twilight…. go at it.”

Rarity picked up the tiny ball of ash that was Discord’s only remains, “Of course, dear. You look like you could use a hot shower too, don’t you think?”

“Oh most definitely,” Trixie grinned and followed Rarity away to the boutique, leaving Applejack and Fluttershy as the only ones not otherwise occupied. Fluttershy cleared her throat a little, “Ah… I need to go check on my animals, Applejack.”

“‘N I need t’go check on th’fields,” Applejack replied, tipping her hat and walking away, “See y’all t’morrow!”

“Bye Applejack!” Fluttershy called, already flapping away.

Applejack found her brother in the barn’s loft. Taking a deep breath, she went up to him. “Big Mac? Can we talk fer a bit?”

Big Mac turned away from her, using a hay bale to try and block her sight of him, “Go ‘way, Applejack. Don’ wanna talk t’you right now.”

“We can’t just ignore what happened, Mac,” Applejack said, going around the bale trying to make eye contact. “We weren’t in our right minds an you know it.”

Big Mac sighed, “Jus’ cuz I know we weren’t in our right minds don’ excuse th’fact that I raped my little sister. Some big brother I am...”

“Ya thought ah was Trixie!” Applejack said. “It was Discord’s damn mind games.”

“Don’t y’think I know that!?” Big Mac snapped, dropping his head into his hands, “I know that… but it’s still so wrong.”

Applejack grabbed his face and made him look at her. “Mac. It was all ‘cause of Discord’s twisted tricks that we ended up in that position. Ya couldn’ta known he’d do what he did anymore’n Ah coulda.” She hugged him close to her. “What matters is that we’re all okay now, and we’re still a family. Ah’ll never stop lovin ya, bro. No matter what.”

“Y’mean that?” Big Mac asked, tearfully hugging Applejack back.

“A course ah do,” Applejack said, some tears leaking from her eyes too. “Ah love ya just as much as ah love Granny Smith and Apple Bloom.”

“Thanks, AJ,” Big Mac murmured, hugging Applejack close and allowing his tears to flow freely. “Thanks so much for forgivin’ me.”

“Can’t believe ya thought ah wouldn’t,” Applejack said, lightly punching him on the arm after pulling away from him. “Now why don’t ya go find Trixie an give her a little lovin, ya big stud?” She kissed him on the cheek and smiled. “Get goin. She’s stayin with Rarity since Twi and Alucard are makin a racket at the library, if’n ya know what ah mean.”

Big Mac blushed, “Yeah, Ah get ya.” He stood and patted himself off, then gave Applejack another quick hug before descending from the hay loft and running off. “I’ll see ya tomorrow, Applejack!”

“Have fun, Big Mac!” Applejack called in a teasing tone as she grinned wide.

Trixie sighed in contentment as she exited Rarity’s bathroom in a borrowed robe. “Thank you for letting Trixie stay here, Rarity. It is very much appreciated.”

Rarity waved Trixie off as she finally levitated the last pieces of the broken slab of rock in her room into the dumpster outside, “Think nothing of it, dear. Gods only know that Twilight and Alucard make enough noise when they make love. I can’t imagine even trying to stay in the same building as them.”

“It requires heavy duty soundproofing wards around Trixie’s bedroom,” Trixie explained as a knock came at the door. “Allow Trixie to get it.” Striding to the front door, she opened it. “Mac! What a pleasant surprise.”

Big Mac grinned sheepishly and scratched at the back of his head, “Howdy there, Trixie. Applejack tol’ me you were holed up here at Miss Rarity’s place until Miss Twilight and Alucard’re done with their… activities.”

Trixie giggled and pulled him inside, shutting the door with some magic. “Such a sweetheart to come find me. What did you have in mind, my dearest?” She hugged him and planted a kiss on his neck before fluttering her eyes at him.

Big Mac blushed slightly, holding Trixie against him and planting a kiss on her lips, “Well, I imagine the kinda activities in mind’d be mighty disrespectful t’perform here in Miss Rarity’s boutique.”

Trixie hummed as she kissed him back. “You’re so naughty, my love. We just have to be quiet and keep it to the guest room.” Her knee came up and began gently rubbing against his crotch. “I want you, my big, strong Macintosh. I want you to hold me close as we become one and revel in our love.”

“Well, how’n all of Equestria ‘m I supposed to refuse an offer like that?” Big Mac smiled, hoisting Trixie into a bridal carry and into the guest bedroom.

Trixie giggled and got back onto her feet before pushing him back to sit on the bed. “You caught me fresh from the shower,” she purred as she dropped her robe from her naked body. “I thought of you. Imagined you were running your hands all over my body and making me feel so good.” She dropped to her knees between his legs, gently caressing his bulge. “I imagined this big thing inside of me. Both in my pussy, and in my mouth.” She slowly unzipped his pants and pulled them down.

Big Mac stared, blush deepening with every word from Trixie’s mouth, “W-well, I’m happy to oblige, Trixie.” His erection sprang free as Trixie pulled his pants down, throbbing slightly as it bobbed.

Trixie gave him a sultry smile as she leaned forward and flicked her tongue on the tip. “So big and eager for Trixie, isn’t he?” She wrapped her fingers around his meat and started gently stroking. “Tell Trixie of your own fantasies about her.”

Big Mac shuddered at her touch, blush intensifying upon his face, “I-I ‘magine you l-like y’are right now… ‘cept you’re suckin’ me off ‘nstead of jackin’ me off.”

“Keep talking,” Trixie purred as she slowly took his tip into her mouth and started gently sucking on it, her hand stroking the rest of his shaft.

“A-and, yer… yer fondlin’ mah balls… and…” Big Mac groaned, unable to focus with Trixie’s lips upon his shaft.

Trixie shifted her hand down to cup his balls as she slowly sucked more of him into her warm mouth, her tongue massaging the meaty rod with loving tenderness.

“O-oh yeah… just like that, Trixie!” Big Mac breathed, one hand grasping her hair and the other braced upon the bed.

Trixie moaned against him as he fisted her hair, sending vibrations up the sensitive flesh that offered a great deal more stimulation for her boyfriend.

Big Mac threw his head back, gasping for breath at the feeling of the vibrations travelling through his cock. He shuddered a few times, groaning out, “Ah’m close, Trixie! Ah’m gettin’ real close!”

Trixie smiled against him as she sucked harder, wanting to taste her beloved’s seed. “Yes! Give it to me, my love!”

Big Mac came almost explosively, prodigious streams of cum blasting down Trixie’s throat as he pushed her head further down his shaft. He stifled a groan, trying to make sure to not awaken Rarity.

Trixie moaned as she swallowed on him, gulping down the entire load before slowly pulling him from her mouth. “Delicious, love. Trixie is very pleased,” she purred with a wink.

Big Mac panted for breath, looking down at Trixie with an expression of utmost love on his face, “W-wow…” He was at a loss for words, unable to think of what to say in response to just how he felt about Trixie.

Trixie smiled back and teleported his clothes off him as she nudged him further onto the bed before laying down beside him, arm raised above her head and her legs spread. “Trixie’s body is all yours. Do whatever you want, my sweet.”

Big Mac grinned and gently took a hold of Trixie’s hips, moving her on top of him, “Well, all mine, eh? I reckon I might just have a few ideas on how t’use yer lovely body.” He positioned Trixie’s hips over his own and gently guided her down, pushing his shaft between her folds and piercing her with its length.

Trixie gasped and gently bit her hand to hold in a moan as he stretched her out and hilted inside of her. “Oh, my love. Your huge rod feels so good inside me. Better than I could ever imagine.”

Big Mac groaned lowly, thrusting into Trixie as he began moving her hips up and down. He thrusted faster, bouncing Trixie upon him with great eagerness.

Trixie gasped and tried to keep her moaning quiet as she rode him. “Feels so good. It’s brushing my G-spot with every thrust, and I think it’s touching my cervix too.”

Big Mac continued thrusting, his grunts and groans barely stifled. He gasped for breath, Trixie’s pussy felt so much more amazing around his dick than he could have ever imagined.

Trixie’s movements caused her breasts to bounce up and down, her nipples hard from her arousal and just begging to be touched. “Trixie’s pussy fits your cock like a glove,” she moaned.

“Y’all can say that again,” Big Mac grunted, bouncing Trixie with ever increasing speed and force.

Trixie soon started panting. “I’m so close. I’m going to cum, Mac.” She arched her back as her walls began clenching him tighter.

“Ah’m close too, Trixie!” Big Mac began panting, thrusting harder and trying desperately to hold out and let her cum first. “I’m gonna cum!”

Trixie bit her lip and let out a muffled cry as she came hard, clenching hard around him and milking him. Remembering that they were doing it bareback, she slid off of him and started rapidly stroking his lubed up shaft. “Cum for me. Cum all over my chest.”

Big Mac groaned and gasped as he obliged, shooting glorious, pearly streamers of semen into the air to splatter onto Trixie’s inviting breasts. He shuddered with each burst, his orgasm having driven his penis into hypersensitivity, allowing him to feel Trixie’s stroking with far more intensity than normal.

Once his orgasm puttered out, Trixie took a moment to taste his seed mixed with her own juices from stroking him. “Yummy…” With a quick spell to clean them up, she cuddled up to him. “I love you, Mac. So very much.”

“And I love you, Trixie, with all of my heart,” Big Mac held Trixie close, pecking her on the lips and simply enjoying her presence next to him.

Alucard smiled as he held Twilight to his chest, taking in her scent mixed with the heavy aroma of passionate sex that permeated the air of their bedroom. “I hope your love is rekindled and reaffirmed at least tenfold, my countess.”

Twilight grinned and cupped Alucard’s face, “Oh it’s definitely rekindled and reaffirmed, my count. But tenfold seems a bit too small to truly describe how much my love has grown.” She abandoned words then, simply leaning up to kiss Alucard deeply.

Alucard kissed her back and ran his fingers through her hair, rubbing her scalp as his other hand held her waist against him, his recovering shaft still inside of her as they allowed their senses of touch to do the talking. Eventually he knew Twilight needed to breathe and broke the kiss. “Words cannot describe the depth of my love for you either.” He cupped her cheek in his hand. “But I’ll try to articulate it anyway. I love you with every fiber of my being. Every dark fiber that once knew only bloodlust now holds also my love for you, my master and my countess both.”

“Alucard….” Twilight looked at him with joyous tears in her eyes, a smile slowly growing over her face, “Oh Alucard… I just can’t tell you how much I love you, but I feel the same. Every fiber of myself is nothing but love for you, my count. No matter what you do, every moment that I spend with you is like a sun is born in my heart. It’s just so wonderful and bright… I promise, Alucard, I’ll find a way for us to be together forever, so this feeling will never end. Not for either of us.”

Alucard smiled and rolled on top of her. “Enough trying to express it with words. Let us allow sensation to do it now.” Catching her lips with his own, the wet noises of their hips impacting against each other filled the room once again, along with Twilight’s now infamous screams of pleasure that went beyond the library’s walls and filled the night.